Good Song Titles You Made Created 17 years ago2006-12-11 10:05:56 UTC by rowleybob

I don't write songs, but here's some titles I might use if I did:

?You Can Lick My Dirty Ass (hole)
?Your Mother's A Whore (and she's also a fat bitch)
?How about Let's Have Sex?
?I'm Happy When You Suffer
?Why Don't you Commit Suicide?
?Do You Know Everyone Hates You?(and makes fun of you behind your back)
?Your Dad IS Gay
?Who Cares If Your sister Died?
?Hell Yes, Let's Go To Taco Bell!

Share ones you've made up!!1

those are some pretty nasty names...
ill make up some happy ones to counteract...

> pie
> pie - the sequel
> pie the second sequel thats better than the sequel but never as good as the first
> turnips
> turnips - the sequel
> pie vs. turnips
> pie and turnips go to the circus
> pie eats turnips
> turnips - inside the pie
> pie - the next installment
> turnips - life in the small intestine
> seven hundred and twelve toasters
> pie - the turnips strike back
> time for another pie
> pie - the fifth installment
> turnips - life in the large intestine
> final pie
> turnips - where no turnip has been before
> pie - the remix (v645 radio mix)

What are "turnips" anyway. Sometimes people say: "I didn't just fall off the turnip wayon, ya know," and I have no idea what they're talking about

Turnips? They're a vegetable. AKA. Swede

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I particularly like:

? Do You Know Everyone Hates You (and Makes Fun of You Behind Your Back)?

? Who Cares if Your Sister Died?

I also though some of those names were pretty funny. Sick though, you should be careful. What if somone's sister had just died and they came on here and read that? They would not be best pleased.

Meh, then tell them to go screw themselves.. ;D

As for songs.. Im not the creative type. Most likely why I fail as a mapper and programmer. Hmm maybe I should get some new aspirations.

? 10-Speed Indian
? Chicken Shit Fight
? I think its music
? Free Beer Tommorrow
? I don't know 4
? I haven't Slept all day
? Dude, What?
? Duct-Tape and Hamsters
? I thought of this while shittin'

Some of these are actual names of track i've written.

? Why do you ignore me?

? I know where your friends live.

? Bite the Curb.

? Let's Watch the Sky Fall.

? Make yourself Useless.

? Steel Coffin.

? Get Out of My Head!

? Bitchface

heh. i should take a srceenshot of my song titles from the rockstar game.

"How to Throw an Atlas at a Thimble" is fantastic. "Make Yourself Useless" is pretty cool, too. Maybe I should steal one for my as-yet-unwritten minor waltz.

Those all pwn hunter LOL!!1

I didn't even see "Make Yourself Useless"--HA HA!

Some new ones:

?Did You Ever Consider Suicide?
?You Look Fatter Than Last Time
?God! What Is That Stench?!
?I Heard Your Sister's A Dirty Whore
?Your Sister Gave My Friend Head
?You Could Always Kill Yourself
?I Assed Your Telephone!!1
?You're The Stupidest Person I've Met In A Long Time

Zob Brombie classics:
Meet the Deep(fat fry)er
Superfeast
More Hungry than Human
Cookshow baby
Dad Grill Superstar
Loving Bread Girl
et cetera

What are "turnips" anyway

They're like big radishes.

-Mindless Repetive Bass Hits
-I Slit My Wrists 'Cause My Goldfish Died
-Sects Meating
-That's What She Said
-I'm in ur Wall, Watchin' U Whack It!
-I'm in ur Wall, Whackin' It to U Whackin' It!
-Lem And Party
-Do You See What the Goats See?

-It burns when I pee
-Is it supposed to bleed?
-I want my baby's back ribs
-Melody of a drunken homeless man: the unforgiven part 3: neverending song titles from hell: the deluxe edition: part 5
-Like a redheaded step-child (Beat it parody)
-Enter Milkman

Most of these (up to "Grapey The Grapefruit") I made up for an old band of mine on the Rockstar Game called The Muffin Men, who were like a cheap imitation of They Might Be Giants.

Bacon Socks
Lemonade: 25 Bucks
Stripped Sweater
What? No Mayonnaise?
You Threw Your Bottle in the Trash
OMGWTF
Zombies Came Over For Dinner
Roasted Shoe From Timbuktu
Bananaphone Remix: Do You Accept the Charges?
Puke 'til Friday
Constipated
Windex Soup
I Hit My Neighbor With a Gavel
Corn on the Cob
Pringles
The Noobs Attacked While I Ate Ham
Aliens Drink Tea, Don't They?
I Like Beans
The Pope Just Farted
Candy
Celery Hat
Smellycakes
The Mailman Stole My Pants
Vegetarians Like Vegetables
That Hole In My Wall Has Always Been There
Would You Like Some Chicken?
Grapey the Grapefruit
I Knew A Girl Whose Name Was Bob
The Clowns Are On a Rampage!
I Sold Your Mom on E-Bay
Slapfight
I Wish I Was An Insurance Salesman
Eggplants Taste Like Feet
The Procrastination Song
TWHL Is Full of Noobs

Those are quite unique Boxtop I made a song for you:

?Boxtop makes bad songs, and he left BBQ off OMGWTF

And some more I thought of today. They won't stop coming:

?I'm Wishing Breast Cancer On You (You Stupid Bitch)
?Your Sister Is Better At Sex, Well... At Least Much Better Than You
?Despite What They Say, I Think Suicide's A Good Option
?I Wish I Had A Gun
?Maybe You Could Be More Slow (But I Doubt It)
?I Wish I Had A Mace, Or A Chainsaw
?Maybe You Could Be Fatter (But I Sincerly Doubt It)
?Please Explain Your Sister's New Nickname, "The Train"
?Maybe You Could Smell Worse (No, Impossible)

Rowleybob, you're obsessed with my sister and suicude!

Jobabob, those are great. I especially like "Loving Bread Girl" and "More Hungry Than Human".

Yeah, I want to print up some "I Heart Suicide" T-Shirts and wear them to the mall--that would be awsome!:P

And yes, your Sister is a HOTT BITCHHHH!!1

Im sorry i fucked your sister.

Drinkin' On A Farm (Waking Up With A Chicken In Your Bed And Feathers On Your Dick)

He's obviously hinting at something.

• Razors!!!
• No One Cares About Meh (because my parents didn't get me that new 400 iPod)
• fun with razors
• razors relieve the pain
• RAZORS!
• a tribute to simple plan
• razors and my wrist, match made in heaven

Ok, real ideas:

• Black conservative
• Winning the War in Iraq
• The Sky is Falling
• islamophobia
• licking batteries
• grand theft election

Song1
Song2
Song3
Song4
Song5
Song6
Song6 and a half.

But seriously.
Here is a list of songs that I actualy written and recorded:

The unkrowned king of softporn.
The worlds softest man.
The fat barbarian.
All alone and masturbating.
It.

Ur Mom (Techno-Remix)

? Blood on the Ceramic Tiles.
? I don't want your pity.
? Like Anyone Cares What You Think. (You're a Dickhead)
? Back Slash. (Oops, there goes my spine)
? You Will Die With Me, In This Room.
? Who the fuck are you?
? Try saying that when your tongues been cut out.
? Car Shopping (Bricks fly at Night)
? Pirahnas in your Bath.
? Whats that on your face!?