I don't write songs, but here's some titles I might use if I did:
?You Can Lick My Dirty Ass (hole)
?Your Mother's A Whore (and she's also a fat bitch)
?How about Let's Have Sex?
?I'm Happy When You Suffer
?Why Don't you Commit Suicide?
?Do You Know Everyone Hates You?(and makes fun of you behind your back)
?Your Dad IS Gay
?Who Cares If Your sister Died?
?Hell Yes, Let's Go To Taco Bell!
Share ones you've made up!!1