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Caboose posted a picture on IRC from 4chan with a picture from a game I played a while ago. The Game is called Real Lives and its a sort of simulation game.
Anything can happen and after your done you can read through your life's Diary.
It can be pretty funny, if not a little morbid.
MY LIFE
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Brasilia in the state of Distrito Federal in Brazil.
My parents have named me Eufemia. My surname is Machado. My mother, Heila, is 24 and my father, Santos, is 19. I have a sister, Teodora, who is 1.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your father has been placed on academic probation.
1 year old
2 years old
My father has graduated from college with a degree in Geography.
3 years old
I've had measles.
4 years old
Sister Dores born.
My sister Teodora began school.
5 years old
6 years old
Widespread fighting in Pernambuco state.
Began school.
My father has had malaria.
7 years old
8 years old
Peace.
My mother has been cured of syphilis.
9 years old
My sister Dores began school.
10 years old
I have schistosomiasis.
11 years old
12 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Alexandre Andrade.
We've begun seeing each other.
My sister Teodora began trade school.
14 years old
My boyfriend Alexandre began trade school.
My boyfriend Alexandre has been placed on academic probation.
15 years old
Began trade school.
My sister Teodora has graduated from trade school.
16 years old
17 years old
Graduated from trade school.
My boyfriend Alexandre has graduated from trade school.
18 years old
Took up smoking.
My sister Teodora's boyfriend Tome has become an alcoholic.
My sister Dores began trade school.
19 years old
Began work as a beggar.
Decided to look for a job.
My sister Dores has been placed on academic probation.
20 years old
My sister Teodora's boyfriend Tome has given up drinking.
21 years old
My sister Dores has hepatitis.
My sister Dores has graduated from trade school.
22 years old
My sister Dores has Cured of hepatitis.
23 years old
My boyfriend Alexandre and I are now engaged.
24 years old
Alexandre Andrade and I got married this year.
25 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Decided to give some money to charity.
Marcelino Reis and my sister Dores have married.
26 years old
Began work as an office worker.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
My sister Dores has moved out on her own.
27 years old
28 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
29 years old
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Daughter Leonor born.
31 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 17,335 people have died and 2,200,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
32 years old
My sister Teodora has moved out on her own.
Tadeu born to Dores Reis
33 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Maria born to Dores Reis
My daughter Leonor began school.
36 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
My father has a peptic ulcer.
Carlos Dourado and my sister Teodora have married.
37 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
38 years old
My sister Teodora's husband Carlos has suffered an epileptic seizure.
39 years old
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Cristina born to Dores Reis
41 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 99,496 people have died and 3,300,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Odoardo born to Dores Reis
42 years old
My father has died at age 62 from a bleeding ulcer.
43 years old
My mother has arthritis of the hip.
My daughter Leonor's boyfriend Alexandre began trade school.
44 years old
My sister Dores's husband Marcelino has been cured of depression.
My daughter Leonor began trade school.
45 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Decided not to give money to charity.
I was raped.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
46 years old
Gave up drugs.
My daughter Leonor has graduated from trade school.
My daughter Leonor's boyfriend Liberio has graduated from secondary school.
47 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
48 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.
My sister Dores has diabetes.
My daughter Leonor's boyfriend Liberio has ischemic heart disease.
49 years old
Refused to share money with my community.
Unexpectedly made 113,987 reals.
My daughter Leonor has been cured of depression.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My mother has died at age 75 from an epileptic seizure.
Inherited money from my parents.
51 years old
52 years old
53 years old
My friend has survived a dangerous situation despite my unwillingness to help.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My sister Dores has hookworm.
Daughter Leonor moved out.
Liberio Cafu and your daughter Leonor are now engaged to be married.
54 years old
My sister Teodora has diabetes.
My sister Dores has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Liberio Cafu and my daughter Leonor have married.
55 years old
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
Decided not to give money to charity.
Liberio born to Leonor Cafu
56 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
57 years old
My daughter Leonor's husband Liberio has died at age 29 from a heart attack.
58 years old
Died at age 58 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.