I'm pretty sure a thread like this appeared not that long ago. But at work, when I've been bored out of my mind, I decided to spend the hours writing Limericks.
Here are some of the ones I remember writing:
(Really terrible racist one, I know - sorry - I'm not a racist!)
There was a Paki called Sanjeeta,
Whose tits were her only best feature.
I took her to bed,
She gave me some head,
And now she?s given birth to a creature.
Mr. Wong wrote a song
About his best mate?s wife.
He knew it was wrong,
To call her King Kong,
And say she had no life.
There was a drink called ?Fizz?
Full of crack, heroin, coke and whiz.
They gave it to me today,
And on the bed I lay,
Wondering what everything is!
These next ones are just plain weird. The latter is not strictly a Limerick, more of a simple rhyme based on a familiar poem.
Bobcat got the eavesdrop on the raindrop,
On the road to Sangaloo.
But little did he know,
A little black crow,
Was headed for there too.
...Weird, I know. I had to write it though when I thought of it!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Judo is a martial art,
And so is Kung Fu.
...Hehe, pretty lame I know.
When I remember or find some of the others, I'll post them.