You've Been Mapping Too Much When... Created 20 years ago2004-04-10 13:33:51 UTC by Blueblade

-when you actualy take your time to read this.
-when you name your computer something like betsy and when it starts not working you kiss it ... ( and than the damn thing works !)
-when you look threw dr.seuss books for ideas.
-when you flip threw channells,not for porn but map ideas.
-when you look at a wall and wonder if its cliped to the graph
-when your jacking off to britney spears and you keep replacing her face with a head crab
-when you watch old animated movies and say i,coulda done better than that
-when you read all this and actualy laugh ! ! !

-when your jacking off to britney spears and you keep replacing her face with a head crab

I sincerely hope that isn't autobiographical. Nor biographical in any form. Nor non-fiction.

*runs far far away from zebra-g

http://collective.valve-erc.com/index.php?doc=1060825092-80395900

when you can say yes to number five in this article on VERC.

Then i must have a problem...

-when you start wondering whether you could climb through air ducts you see

(I do that for a living and it's pretty accurate.)

-When the first aid kit on the wall doesn't hum when you push on it and you try to remember if you accidently sent it "To World".

-You're sure there's a faster way to the top of that building, but that damn newb mapper didn't place a tau here.

-When you resurrect a geeky dead topic you think is cool while searching for the answer to your latest mapping dilemma.

- When you make your own HEV suit and wear it (just like star trek fans and their starfleet uniforms)

Now, that's just, well, sad.

• when your name is Gmans_Agent.

-when a cop pulles you over, you call him Barney.

had to ban little brother from using my editors,
has a skill to cause crases,
have had to reinsal so many editors. :

-When you have mapped for more then 24hours strait with nothing but coke and glazed dounuts.

i can say yes to that.

-When you search on Google for "Half-Life Gina and gordon porn" (not guilty)

when you look around the mall and wonder where they got all these cool wads...

-When you search on Google for "Half-Life Gina and gordon porn" (not guilty)

Ewwwww.....thats just plain wrong...

On a less nasty note:

http://blackmesa.ytmnd.com
http://calhoun.ytmnd.com
http://mygod.ytmnd.com
http://tfc.ytmnd.com

Some little sound clips and HL images. What goes on at Black Mesa after hours.....

This is really perverted!!!
But sooo funny.

...o......k........
i now cant close my eyes with out seeing barney in some god awful pose lol

Yes....very very scary images. As if G-man wasnt scary enough.

Here are some other ones:

you've been mapping to much when

-you look at a house and say to yourself, that must've been easy to hollow out.

-you look out your window and say, i wonder how many .wads it took to create the world.

If you have only one giant custom WAD, like me, only one .

all cia and fbi are g-men....GOVERNMANT MEN.......and yes military men are called grunts.....well some of them

damn is this the biggest... thing ever? lol g-man oh i got one!

-when you TRY to find something like rabidmonkey found

oh yeah

-when you read EVEY SINGLE POST ON THIS THREAD!!! (i swear im guily!, took me 30 mins, some were funny, some where stupid... like mine i did months ago)

-when you start this thread (who did start this?)

-when you try to teach your little bro how to map, and he says mapping is borring, then you want to put him in a trigger_hurt (guilty!)

i got another one!!!

you got into mapping too early when:

-you started mapping when you were 10!

not the best but eh... oh and sry for 4 posts

I began mapping when I was younger.

i started mapping when i was 9.

delete this thread! its totla n00b fest.

9? how old are you?

your 9? im 13...

14

didnt you just say u were 9?

i'm 15. i said i started mapping when i was 9. with games like DOOM,Duke Nukem 3d and such.

your 15!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?ect. ect.

quote:
your 15!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?ect. ect.

what do you mean?

lol

i have no comment at this moment in time...

ummmmm, o.k...?

you mapped to much when u:

-eat something and wonder how the modeler made it so that parts of it disapered bit by bit

-u think of drinking some soda, but instead get an env_beverage (yum my fav)

as u can tell im not good at this

OMG TOONTON IS A THREAD REVIVER!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!

You probably have to lay off mapping for a while when this happens to you:

I'm at the docks on my dad's yacht. It's nice, there just a fwe yachts in the water and we're still on dry dock. The breeze cools me off nicely and on a neighbouring yacht there's a pretty girl (pretty young one, but still beautyfull). The only thing that's breaking the whole picture is the huge building with even bigger sign on it saying "Border Police". It seems pretty empty (and probably hounted).

Day by day this place seems more scary - once while I was walking round the park I found a nose where a white building was build and a twin (double barreled!!!) machinegun was set up. The sign on the fence said "Militiary Zone. Keep off". Some friends of my said that people there first shoot, then shoot again and if there's anyone left they bring him in for questioning. And not just this but every few days a militiary ship (known here as GRIFF) comes by and anoyess us with sirens.

Things where starting to come down when I saw him (no, not the G-man...yet) - Gordon Freeman swam next to me!!! When I saw him I thought: "Damn, this guy needs just a pair of glasses and he'll be absolut copy!" It appers that he could read minds, cause after he came out of the water he put a pair of glasses on - he was Gordon himself...

Some wired things started happening right after - on the next day a guy came out of the water right infront of me an I noticed that his face is missing (or wathever was left was too bloody to be seen) and chunks of his flesh were hanging down and he held them with his arm. You just can't imagine what I felt when I saw him...

Later I heard that the last night multiple UFO sighting were reported by more than 20 people at once. The day after a super luxury patrol ship came by the dock and the whole command of the local militiary depot came to hear the report. I'm not sure, but I think someone remained at the base when the ship left the dock. I saw him just merely - his suit eas blue...

And I can asure you that every piece of this story is true and if I don't come back know that I've found and taken by Them...

bringing up a really old thread. why....?

Uhm, last msg was since yesterday...

And I think you should read what happened to me just a few days ago.

that story is eary yet off topic...

oooooookkkkkkkkkkk... KEEP THIS THRED ALIVE!!!!!!!!! it is super funny!!!

-when u make a server with a diferent name ALL the time, and the same ppl keep showing up

-when u get pulled over for speeding u say to the cop "i saw the g-man fallowing me! i don't want to do the same thing gordon did!!!"

-when a guy named toonon keeps trying to revive this thread

THIS WILL ONE DAY WE THE BIGGEST THREAD EVA!!!

Dear god, I hope this DOESNT become any bigger, I think you've all run out of good ones now.

too true

muwha i brought this thread back from the dead, muwha just like me, mwuha

just delete this damn thread...