What's the worst things... Created 20 years ago2004-08-08 17:20:58 UTC by Floater619

What are some of the worst things that happened to you?

here's mine:

-i accidentally stood on a ant hill, all the ants came swarming out and crawled up my leg.
-I once lost my shoe in a snow bank, couldn't find it so i had to walk home with 1 shoe on and the other one off, when i got home, i had frostbite in my foot.
-i accidentally fell in the bushes, when i stood back up, there was a branch stuck in the my right but-cheek
-i ran between two trees, right into a spiders nest, little spiders were crawling all over me.

anybody else got any?

Same thing happened to me with the spiders. Here's some others:

-I got sick for 3 weeks straight. Had to miss school for 2 of the weeks.
-I jumped out of a tree and my foot landed on a piece of glass, it went through my shoe because it was an old shoe.
-I triped and fell into a creek and there was a leech stuck on my shoulder.

That's all!

I was shooting a Pellet/BB gun at a trash can like an idiot and kept hitting myself in the gut. The same thing happened when shooting wasp nests in my barn.

also,
i had amonia for about 5 weeks or so.

and i stepped on a nail

I rode my laundry basket down my basement stairs and ran into a locked door.

here's something else that almost happened to me, i was going down the stairs to my basement when, Swing my friend swung a bat by my head almost hit me. So i was gonna puck the face off of him.

i probably woulda got K.O.ed

he tried to kill you?

i dunno, maybe. The guy's a retard.

You fall off of the (used to) world trade center, and you feel the pain when you land, and break EVERY SINGLE bone but your neck. You are left COMPLETELY paralised, and you can never do ANYTHING again. Youd haf to be hand fed, and you couldn't do anything fun again =(

that happened to you?
this thread is about stuff that happened to you.

uho. is ypour mom typing this for you?

i accidentally stabbed a fork into my finger while eating brekfast...
still got a mark...
(i was tierd!)

i dived into a pool (yes dived) and my face hit the floor of the pool hard, i didn't brake anything but it hurt A LOT!!!!! i had a nose bleed :(... tasted awful, and i strangly craved more.MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRE!!!!!

-On the last day of a cruise, we threw a party and i drank way to mutch and was throwing up all over the place. My brother punched a picture on the wall (glass) and his hand got all shredded up and he had to pay 100 dollars for it.
-they came up with some gay new counterstirke and they actualy took out the l337 and the terror, but they actualy left the guerilla warfare
-my computer stoped being able to handle counterstrike for a LONGGGG time.(gettin it back from being upgraded finaly tomorrow)
-I was skate bording(drunk ) standing with my feet side to side facing forward, and I went out of my garage and fell straight back onto my head... and sadly dropped my plate of chips and guacomole all over me..I think.
-the ususal like I broke my arm twice, almost drowned a few times, Got the wind knowked out of me alot, oh yeah it also knocked the wind out of me when I fell on my skate board that time..weird

-I dislocated my kneecap pretending to be Shane Warne (err... stupidest way to dislocate your kneecap, kids, do not try that at home)

-I drank a drink consisting of: Spaghetti, melted strawberry ice cream, melted chocolate ice cream, Spaghetti sauce, salt, pepper, sugar, pizza and a lot more stuff which I can't remember (I was like 7 back then). Surprisingly enough, it just tasted like strawberry ice cream. I did regret drinking it the next day though. The drink was named 'Monster Blood' that night (We were all obsessed with Goosebump books back then)

That drink was put together out of boredom at Pizza Hut. My cousins and my brother and sister (and me) helped put it together.

See 'not a happy bunny' thread for mine

Ex an' I split up.

Well, I had my arm broken in three places and got my hand dislocated in Judo -- which was not at all nice and I dread thinking about it even today, eugh.

Me and my cousin once got chased off a farm for trespassing and smoking by a gun-welding farmer -- scared the absolute shit out of us.

...Was in some big ass woodland near my cousin with lots of mates, we were all drinking and smoking (the usual sort of activity) when all of a sudden, and I swear this is true, we saw the legendary ghost that is said to haunt the area. It was a woman dressed in grey clothes -- she seemed to just hover out of absolutely nowhere making these strange wailing/whistling high pitch noises. Looking back, I think it was just hysteria, and nothing of the sort actually happened ( < Jahzel, skeptical??? ) Later that night me and this other kid saw this figure of a man standing by a tree in the distance. Now this I know happened, it was a man just standing right by a tree, bare in mind this was about 3:00 in the morning, and the figure seemed to just 'slip' to the side behind the tree. It reminded me of Halloween where she sees the murderor by a bush for a second and then see's nothing. Weird.

...Finally, it's not exactly something that happened to me, but I remember feeding an earthworm to this pretty large housespider in it's web. Jeeeeeeeeezus christ it was pretty rough. I just remember the sight of a worm being torn in half by the spiders mouth parts!

If I remeber any more weird and wonderful stuff (then I'm lucky) no, I mean I will post it, soon.

Actually my life is too full of harrowing, cringeworthy things to tell you all about.
The embarrassing pyrotechnical adventures of my schizo mother, my girlfriend leaving me (she didnt like the idea of my downsizing our realationship to 'best friends who sometimes get it on till someone better comes along' (which it didnt, and I'm alone for nearly a full year now.)
Having to get rid of my little Jack Russel puppy Quincy, because the damn postman refused to deliver mail even if Quincy was locked INSIDE.

If I remember any more wierd and wonderful stuff, years of repression have stopped working and I'll be in a corner crying.

well, here's some stuff that happened to my cousins:

-got run over by a 4 weeler, and they took him to the hospital, he litterally died for a moment, but they brought him back to life, most of his bones were broke
-*same cousin* punched a guy in the face and broke his hand again


-*different cousin* fell of the back of a dirtbike and smacked his head off the pavement, had a concusion.

i gues pain runs in the family!

oh and here's another one:
i was underneath the fridge trying to get something, and my friend was holding it up, he dropped the fridge on me!

Ouch!

Floater, a fridge was dropped on you??
I have a new found repect for you. Nah, its gone again. Oh well.

chuckles

sorry, just a little funny

Maybe that's why they call him Floater, He's probably still recovering from loss of conscious

You're turning into a more cheerful variation of jobabob y'know

...hehehe, that also explains why his maps are so bad

-I was skiing and went for a jump, didnt realise that it went allmost streight up. Landed on my head from like 8 foot in the air, luckily i had a helmet on that my dad forced me to wear and i was still unconscience for a few seconds.

-I was walking down our stairs bearfooted and jumped over a box that was on the bottom step. Not sure how but my bigtoe ended up under my foot, blood was gushing every where and my nail was hanging of but i didnt break my toe.

-I have split my head open 4 times but the one that heart most was when i 6. My aunt was closing the boot of her car and i was looking inside the boot. The edge of the bodywork cracked down on the top of my head and had to have 6 stitches.

This didnt happen to me it was my mate but its well funny.

-My mate was of school with a headache and was sitting on the sofa watch tv. He got up to go to the kitchen, he was opening the fridge and suddely had a dixxy spell, fell over and cracked his head on the corner of the fridge. He came too about 7 hours later with a lump the size of my fist on his forehead.

God; nasty.

i laughed at floaters fridge dropping accident that was funny

-stabbed my self in the head with a bread knife,very hard, while trying to cut a kiwi, i dropped a bit and bent over into the knife.

-kicked a stone frozen to the ground, which literally didnt move it was totally frozen to the ground.

-dived headfirst onto a pool of ice, which cracked and cut me up my side, and left a big scar.

-leant agains a fence which had a sharp pointy bit and cut my back really badly, and my t-shirt went red.

-And lastly, ridin bike down hill fast, hit curb, went over handlebars hit wall nearby, fell to the floor and bike fell on me.

owwwweeeeee damn floater, i do NOT want to look at u (smashed face) and for the last one on kid's post, the EXACT same thing happened to me! hurt like hell though cuz i was going 50 mph (i think more though)

actually, jk. i made the fridge dropping incident up
just to see what you guy's would say.

here's something that just happened to me:

i was eating my hot dog at the table, when i saw a slug crawl across the table. I lost my appetite.

actually, that wasn't that bad.

... WHY U LITLE

UHHHHHGH! What the! Having your head split open!!!! Dude didnt you have to go into massive surgery or have brain damage or something?! post a picture of what you look like.

coolfrat i don't think we want to know how he looks like

RANDOM POST OF DEATH

You people actually believe that his friend was holding up a refrigerator and then just let it go on him? A refrigerator is like impossible to lift even for a body builder or some1 really strong. Yall must be completely innocent and 2 years old to believe that considering that his friend is maybe like 12... (I don't know how old u are, so sorry if I am wrong with the age)

El_ seano my jack russel just died about a week ago..worst than having to give it away, it got its head stuck in a dorito back at my cousin's an d it either sufficated r had a heart attack.

wate hears one. Im a twin and when we were very young, my parents taught us how to ride our bikes. Well me and my brother were riding around and we crashed right into eachother and both lost a tooth. When we looked in the mirror we found that we had both lost the same exact tooth. I guess thats not realy a bad thing/

no thats SCARY!!! If i were u i would have backed up FFAAAAAAAAAR away from him u 2 could be the next tea and tamera (sister sister)... exept male

U know what would be scarry if there was another zebba-g with the same icon as u.

bum bum buuuuum. there could be as for the icon cuz its a devault (u mean av right?) as for the zebba-g... i still think my other post would be creepeer... man english is HARD

wnglish is the easiest thing... i wouldnt really know because, well, i live in america! where all we speak is english!

yeah well im spanish, and english is hard cuz its a mixture of a LOT of diferent languages put together

[quote]A refrigerator is like impossible to lift even for a body builder or some1 really strong.[quote]

Dunno about that one. What mass do you think your refrigerator has?

[quote]it got its head stuck in a dorito[quote]

What's a dorito?

Me and my brother carried a fridge-freeze up 3 flights of stairs a few weeks ago so it isnt THAT impossible if we could!

Doritos are what fat people eat en masse.

el_seano i don't even know wat u just said

Well I remember a time when I was young when I was on a bike moving pretty swiftly down a hill when all of a suddenly I realised that the breaks were not working - at the bottom of this hill was a god damn roundabout - I went straight into the fcker, flew what seemed like 20 miles, did a nose dive, got up, and I was apparently fine. Which was nice. (Never bin quite the same again )

oh, I have a scar on the tip of my nose from when I was about two and I tripped onto a chainsaw in the back yard. I cant remember it, but having a 'w' shaped scar on your nose is horrible enough!