New Designs of 2004 Created 20 years ago2004-08-21 11:58:16 UTC by Jahzel

New Designs of 2004
(PTA Wombat Approved)1. It's a burglar alarm that lasts for up to a week! It connects to a cardboard box and blocks UV light.2. It's a car that self-replicates! It is perfectly safe to use.3. It's like a normal greetings card, but it can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds.4. It's like a normal stapler, but it dehumidifies the air.5. It's a wrapping paper that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes! It can easily be recycled and helps the medicine go down.6. It's like a normal bicycle, but it jams mobile phone frequencies.7. It's a toaster that kills weeds down to the root!8. It's a robotic dog that makes you invisible!9. It's an energy drink that can communicate with your wastepaper basket and looks really, really good.10. It's an MP3 player that's made of rubber, glows at night and sends and receives text messages.11. It's a pair of sunglasses that explodes when dropped! It is water-absorbent.12. It's a stereo system that can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens! It has a built-in motion sensor and kills cockroaches.13. It's an eraser that's fully recycleable, operates on a quantum level and turns your lights on and off.14. It's a scooter! It tells you when people are lying!15. It's a towel! It uses captured Martian technology!16. It's like a normal telephone, but it runs on six little wheels.17. It's a video recorder! It chirps and whistles!18. It's a hairpiece that runs on tapwater and encrypts all of its data.20. It's a wastepaper basket that bounces and mimics the movements of a lizard.

And some people say I have too much free time...

omg! jeez! I LOVE 2004! especially the dog... now i can go behind banks in their valts

What the crap is all this?! haha! Is any of this real?! (obviously most of it isnt)

Alright, Christmas is all planned out for me now!!

Very odd.

8. It's a robotic dog that makes you invisible!

Sweeeeeet.