New Designs of 2004 Created 20 years ago2004-08-21 11:58:16 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Created 20 years ago2004-08-21 11:58:16 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 11:58:16 UTC Post #52485
New Designs of 2004
(PTA Wombat Approved)
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1. It's a burglar alarm that lasts for up to a week! It connects to a cardboard box and blocks UV light.
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2. It's a car that self-replicates! It is perfectly safe to use.
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3. It's like a normal greetings card, but it can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds.
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4. It's like a normal stapler, but it dehumidifies the air.
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5. It's a wrapping paper that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes! It can easily be recycled and helps the medicine go down.
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6. It's like a normal bicycle, but it jams mobile phone frequencies.
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7. It's a toaster that kills weeds down to the root!
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8. It's a robotic dog that makes you invisible!
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9. It's an energy drink that can communicate with your wastepaper basket and looks really, really good.
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10. It's an MP3 player that's made of rubber, glows at night and sends and receives text messages.
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11. It's a pair of sunglasses that explodes when dropped! It is water-absorbent.
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12. It's a stereo system that can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens! It has a built-in motion sensor and kills cockroaches.
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13. It's an eraser that's fully recycleable, operates on a quantum level and turns your lights on and off.
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14. It's a scooter! It tells you when people are lying!
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15. It's a towel! It uses captured Martian technology!
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16. It's like a normal telephone, but it runs on six little wheels.
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17. It's a video recorder! It chirps and whistles!
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18. It's a hairpiece that runs on tapwater and encrypts all of its data.
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20. It's a wastepaper basket that bounces and mimics the movements of a lizard.
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 12:01:22 UTC Post #52487
And some people say I have too much free time...
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 19:07:30 UTC Post #52609
omg! jeez! I LOVE 2004! especially the dog... now i can go behind banks in their valts ;)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 21:06:45 UTC Post #52648
What the crap is all this?! haha! Is any of this real?! (obviously most of it isnt)
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-21 21:15:15 UTC Post #52654
Alright, Christmas is all planned out for me now!!
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-22 03:41:47 UTC Post #52745
Very odd.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-22 03:49:51 UTC Post #52748
8. It's a robotic dog that makes you invisible!
Sweeeeeet.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
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