Went to see Watchmen tonight. It's an interesting experience, but an absolute clusterfuck of a film. Zach Snyder really is a one-trick pony - every movie he's directed so far is basically nothing more than a combination of "on-and-off" slow motion and buckets of gore. The complex back story the comic provides just isn't enough to disguise it.
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Ant lied to me, he said there's a blue penis shown on screen... there's four. D:
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How would you rate it out of 10?
5/10
There are the makings of a really interesting and unique story behind it all which can be appreciated. It's just really hard for me to look beyond the directors immature take on all the violence, it's pretty sadistic.
Also, 4 blue penises? It's not selling itself all that well.
Maybe its a scoring system.
"We give this movie: 4 Blue Penises out of 10."
I would like to point out that I had to look up the correct plural of 'penis' in order to make this post grammatically correct. Something I hope I never have to do again.
I'll ask a friend from school how it was, he was really pumped to be going to see it.
Watchmen has 4 penis, other movies have none. I dunno, it sells itself!
Not really.
Vin Diesel sucks.
And yeah... yeah, it will completely suck ass.
I liked too that i really didn't know what was going on until the end of the movie. Whether you liked it or not, you have to admit some aspects of the writing for this were brilliant.
And about the blue penis, i thought it was rather tame...(i didn't notice any fancy physics)It would have however been really funny, if they showed said blue penis when he was giant-sized.. LOL. I'm totally painting myself blue and going out naked for halloween... I'm dead serious. (i just have to work on the voice) = P
(and yah vin diesel suck, but i still liked pitch black)
but yeah, the movie as a whole was pretty bad now that i think of it...
"Oh look, wow! This guy's head gets chopped off in slow-motion, HOW AWESOME."
i will say the exploding people from the blue man was a bit much, with there guts swinging back-and-forth from the ceiling... i "ewwwed" a bit at that i remember... i really hated the comedian too, but i think you weren't supposed to like him...