Journal #5703 by satchmo

satchmo

Posted 15 years ago2009-03-30 00:22:09 UTC

satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”

My son's first typed document:

iobg t ../,;lppppc mop mart4.rcht5jyi c m,ccsxm ccccccccc ccvfc cdsffffffffffffdfddeenxdddffdfdfwded , MM, fjjjjjj nmfnnnjjfufuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijhhh hhy yvfdu7f rrr7yyyyyyyjhffjtyj f c, vmkxm jkkkkkkkkkkkl kkkkkkkkdkldsssss . s aThat was a goodslkdlsxdafdede e ecfdvc XI jjfvdunjmmk gjkijk fg jik fji jik f jr i l cm 4e,ms fd mkjI9OR IR IO RI IN NIBIttttttttttt gggggggtkmlykkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkhnj mjjhnnnnnk kkkikikikkkk kkii iggg g fddefef4:27 PM 3/22/2009ffdeefeerde rdeerrf,MKJJJIO IBO eredqarewq qa ,YONJ NNNNMMNN NNNNNNNNN m ,vmbbmkllp;g;pgpgppggl,;gkkloo,N./B.,opt00t,IGIGIOGITOGRIGTTGR990OOLKKMMMMM ,,//S 1244LL, L,BB L BLB BLB L1

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Strider

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 00:42:54 UTC Comment #47373

Interesting..

Soup Miner

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 01:04:48 UTC Comment #47371

"YONJ NNNNMMNN"
YOU NOM NOM NOM is what I saw when I glanced at this.

Penguinboy

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 01:09:56 UTC Comment #47378

"GRIGTTGR990OO"
How does he know about my top secret project?!

pepper

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 03:58:26 UTC Comment #47369

I think its a secret code for the location of his secret Mediterranean base in hex value.

Other it could be random noise..

ATDestroy

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 05:58:00 UTC Comment #47382

"s aThat was a goodslkdlsxdafdede"

That was a good what?

Habboi

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 06:00:54 UTC Comment #47376

Oh I am so sorry Satch but I'm afraid this evidence reveals your son is the April Fools Worm Hacker that Microsoft put a bounty on...My advice is to move offshore.

Notewell

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 06:55:16 UTC Comment #47385

Awww... He's already learning how to type words like mop, good, and I9OR.
Good work Satch, you're bringing him up to be smart.

Daubster

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 07:27:04 UTC Comment #47380

Awwww! He's using a unique algorythm to scramble his writings, which are then displayed backwards in hexademical UTF-16 codes of the letters!
A quick translation:

[i]29th March, 2009
Personal log start. Finally managed brainwashing paternal unit into giving me access to his personal computer.
To-do list for world domination:

Dispose of maternal and paternal units.
Infiltrate current USA president household. Brainwash. Use to carry out master plans.
Declare ultimatum to Northern Europe and United Kin..

note-taking interferred. parental units demanding me to enter hibernatbbbb/ /.;;;.ldgl[/i]

raver

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 07:35:06 UTC Comment #47383

opt00t

Seventh-Monkey

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 07:55:13 UTC Comment #47368

Whoa, he already knows Perl?

Strider

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 08:16:04 UTC Comment #47374

Haha, Daubster.

pepper

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 08:34:18 UTC Comment #47370

lol @ seventh

Penguinboy

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 08:59:43 UTC Comment #47379

Seventh wins

Oskar Potatis

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 09:39:38 UTC Comment #47384

Perl is messed up

The Mad Carrot

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 10:01:57 UTC Comment #47372

opt00t,IGIGIOGITO

Lol.

Luke

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 15:41:19 UTC Comment #47375

"That was a good"

No freaking way did he type that.

srry

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 18:52:44 UTC Comment #47381

I call BS on "That was a good".

satchmo

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 20:04:27 UTC Comment #47377

Yeah, I typed "that was a good", demonstrating proper typing technique.

I was trying to show him proper finger placement on the keyboard, but he wouldn't have it my way.

Notewell

Commented 15 years ago2009-03-30 20:18:33 UTC Comment #47386

he still spelled 'mop' correctly.

Journal #5703

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