Journal #5793

Of course! It all makes sense now.

Thanks for sharing. ? ? ?

What's the point of this journal?

Always on top of things, eh Muzz. You remind me of Rimmer.

Well this information would be useful to someone with perforated otitis media. So it is very relevant.

Otisitis? There's a disease named after a fictional fat security guard? :/

I figure the journal entries are collections of random thoughts.

By the way, my grandmother's funeral is next weekend. She was 92.

My condolences...

She eat lots of fish and lamb, didn't she ?

Hey satchmo, are you talking about athlete's foot or crotch itch? Unless of course you are taling about some kind of yeast infection.

Otitis media is the technical term for middle ear infection.

It has nothing to do with the crotch.

Oh,...ear infection. Boy, was I way off!

Well, you know what? I did get an infection on both my ears about three years ago, painful too. It turned out, I got it from having my electric fan on high hitting me directly to my head while I slept at night. You can bet I do not do that anymore!

the fan must've blown the brain out of your head at the same time

Maybe. But it was either that, or going crazy with that heat wave.

I cannot fathom how an electric fan can cause ear infection.

The fan was infected.
Obviously.

So my dad was right about it being an ear infection.
Although the fact that he's also a doctor makes it seem just a little less astounding.

Also, sorry about your grandmother.

And all this time we were looking for bunny's! If we'd only had knew the solution underneath our own eye's!

Il get the crowbar, make sure the patient cant move.

I had impetigo (spelling, satchmo?) in my ear once. Boy was that shit unpleasant.

Very sorry to hear about your gran.

I usually have it about once or twice a year, it isnt a lot of fun.