Journal #6482 by Rimrook

Rimrook

Posted 14 years ago2010-04-04 21:36:28 UTC

RimrookSince 2003

You guys are going to love this.

I'm hiding easter eggs for the young kids at a park with my girlfriend and I just hid the last one by a fence. I was jogging back when my leg started stinging. Turns out I came into contact with a Fire Ant pile. I went back to the easter egg and figured it wouldn't be a good idea (at all) to leave an easter egg in a pile of Fire Ants. The easter egg was covered with them but I picked it up anyway and shook all of the ants off. I then hid it under a bench.

In short, I got chewed up a bit by some ants. Luckily bug bites don't effect me much since I hail from the northern lands of distant Minnesota.

My easter was good. HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

Notewell

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-04 22:00:07 UTC Comment #41352

Well, at least they don't affect you much. Somehow I still don't have an immunity to mosquito bites, even though they torment me each and every year.

My Easter was good as well, but the only story I could tell would be that of going through the early bits of KoTOR.

Tetsu0

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-04 22:36:15 UTC Comment #41350

My Easter was good too. I partook in an Easter egg hunt myself. I'm 21. Then it was the adults turn so the kids hid all the candy around the yard and my aunt forced my uncle up a ladder onto the roof and then tipped the ladder down. He was throwing candy at us and ordering us to put the ladder back.

like assaulting us with peeps is going to help. Lmao

we let him down in like 3 minutes.
and yeah, fire ants suck.

DiscoStu

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-04 23:09:12 UTC Comment #41353

My Easter was somewhat boring. Just spent the day with my grandparents and not much more.

And fire ants? Doesn't sound good. I suppose I'm lucky I never came across them.

Rimrook

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-05 00:24:48 UTC Comment #41345

Fire ants are little shitfuckers, nothing like a mosquito at all. I'm immune to bug bites because the Minnesota state bird IS the Mosquito, mutant ones that aren't affected by bug repellent.

DiscoStu

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-05 01:10:33 UTC Comment #41354

Gonna write that down to remember about it when I'm near.

Striker

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-05 04:13:05 UTC Comment #41351

Ok this sounds ridiculous in english, but I collided eggs with my family :D.
[EDIT] Those ants are a nuisance, they spray formic acid when they bite you and that's why it hurts. That's also why methanol is very dangerous(and the antidote is ethanol, which is simply ordinary alcohol), it is transformed in your body to formic acid. Small quantities can make you go blind.
So don't let too many ants to bite you!

:))

Habboi

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-05 07:59:24 UTC Comment #41347

I just finished my egg.

Can't breathe.

satchmo

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-05 22:48:06 UTC Comment #41348

I tried to beat the zombie Jesus with a crowbar, but it wouldn't die.

SpaG

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-06 01:32:45 UTC Comment #41349

Imagine the poor kid who would have found that egg. Heh.

monster_urby

Commented 14 years ago2010-04-06 07:19:31 UTC Comment #41346

Enjoyed relentless amounts of Bad Company 2 throughout my 4 day weekend.

Also, on Friday, I checked the beer deals at Morrison's and pondered who gets drunk around Easter since I just stay in and eat chocolate. Then on Monday I went out and got drunk.

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