Journal #7016
Posted 13 years ago2011-01-31 19:07:31 UTC
After an extense period of observation, I have concluded that women only equal problems. They:
a) complain that we don't understand them, BUT
b) don't WANT to be understood.
Contradictory as it is, it makes perfect sense. All they want is to confuse, stress and depress us. They can be very beautiful, so they can be looked at from a distance. But any interaction with them is sure to cause mayhem and unwanted stress in our psyche. Look at them only from afar, as socially interacting with them in any way will reveal the inescapable horrors that lie underneath.
Therefore, to lead a happy, stress-free life, don't include women in it.
a) complain that we don't understand them, BUT
b) don't WANT to be understood.
Contradictory as it is, it makes perfect sense. All they want is to confuse, stress and depress us. They can be very beautiful, so they can be looked at from a distance. But any interaction with them is sure to cause mayhem and unwanted stress in our psyche. Look at them only from afar, as socially interacting with them in any way will reveal the inescapable horrors that lie underneath.
Therefore, to lead a happy, stress-free life, don't include women in it.
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Reminds me that I watch too much cartoons.
In all seriousness, good for you for making your feelings public. We don't discriminate at TWHL, so we accept your homosexuality despite the fact that most of us don't swing that way.
(I'm joking! Don't hurt me)
Wait a minute...
Well, there's only one solution now. Start sucking dick.
Nice pun work.
I guess I'll have to pay up front when I need it.
Words of wisdom. It's worked for me for the past few years!