Journal #7634 by Striker

Striker

Posted 12 years ago2012-02-22 22:35:51 UTC

StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure

I'm trying a little experiment for today. I just had a shower.
Usually, I would use normal deodorant after shower( I prefer spray deodorant during the winter and stickrollon during summer). But not this time. I used a potassium allum softened crystal that I moistened and brushed it on my armpits. I usually use this after shaving but I read more about it on Wikipedia and among its uses is as a deodorant.

If tomorrow morning when I wake up I don't stink, then I will have achieved a small financial success by not wasting money on deodorants anymore. The crystal I'm talking about is my father's, and since it has the same shape as it had since I remember it as a child, I presume it will last forever...

[EDIT] Also licking the crystal is like eating sloes/blackthornes(Prunus spinosa ). Well, if anyone from here tasted such a thing. I did...

[EDIT2] It seems to work, but I didn't quite sweat during the night. I'm too afraid it won't work so I can carry the experiment during the day...

Stojke

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-22 22:47:15 UTC Comment #57881

I dont use deo at all, i just wash with soap when i get from somewhere and when going somewhere.

Dimbeak

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-22 23:25:44 UTC Comment #57878

I don't shower like that, really.
All I do every morning is take a shit then rub it all over my pits.

Madcow

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 00:12:01 UTC Comment #57866

You licked your father's armpit-crystal? D:

Soup Miner

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 01:26:16 UTC Comment #57859

I'm with Madcow on this one.
Why are you licking your father's armpit crystal?

Strider

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 03:19:25 UTC Comment #57860

Family heirloom?

Daubster

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 03:19:28 UTC Comment #57869

.. armpit crystal.

Crollo

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 03:29:21 UTC Comment #57879

I decided to eat food and browse twhl at the same time. I'll be sure to never make that mistake ever again, thanks.

Luke

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 07:39:40 UTC Comment #57861

Licking... what.

monster_urby

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 12:11:04 UTC Comment #57864

@Collapse. LOL. You and I both. Putting away the sandwich.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 12:21:51 UTC Comment #57873

But the hair in your armpits might have enough friction to wear it down quicker.

Striker

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 12:47:00 UTC Comment #57874

What the fuck. You guys seriously misunderstood what I told you there :|. You obviously thought I probably licked it like icecream, which obviously didn't happen and it is not what I told you. When brushing that crystal on the face after shaving, a little bit of that salty solution might get in the mouth.

I am even disgusted when thinking of what you guys have imagined.

Madcow

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 13:12:56 UTC Comment #57867

I lol'd

Stojke

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 14:05:00 UTC Comment #57882

hahaha

Crollo

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 14:57:50 UTC Comment #57880

"You obviously thought I probably licked it like icecream"
"When brushing on the face a little bit might get in the mouth."

I'm sorry that's all I was able to read.

Striker

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 15:21:29 UTC Comment #57875

Crollo, I also have to say that I'm fed up with guys who like to exaggerate things too much. This "WTF" phenomenon that is aggressively popularized among sites like 9gag, reddit and others has gotten out of control.
Now everything that even resembles to be a little odd is considered very weird.

Rimrook

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 15:25:46 UTC Comment #57863

Zap your armpit crystal with your armpit laser.

Daubster

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 15:40:51 UTC Comment #57870

This is the best journal ever.

TheGrimReafer

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 15:53:11 UTC Comment #57865

Armpit crystal is best crystal

Striker

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 16:26:54 UTC Comment #57876

Tetsu0

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 21:48:06 UTC Comment #57868

Armpit crystal is ONLY crystal.

Stojke

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 22:37:09 UTC Comment #57883

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7107/crystalofarmpit.jpg

Paint :>

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-23 22:45:33 UTC Comment #57872

By now I'm sure we all know what you really meant, Striker, but it's just too funny to leave this concept alone =P

DiscoStu

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 00:22:21 UTC Comment #57877

Well, what does it look like?

Luke

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 20:16:46 UTC Comment #57862

Eat a handful. Never have bad breath.

srry

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-25 02:22:43 UTC Comment #57871

I sweat like crazy. I usually have to apply deodorant once before bed and once in the morning for it to work throughout the day. Sometimes I even have to wash my armpits in the middle of the day and reapply the stuff since I reek so bad. I have the ability to ruin a set of shirts within a month from all the sweat stains they get. I started only wearing black shirts to hide the stains.

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