Journal #7736 by monster_urby

Bruce

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 12:52:49 UTC Comment #43422

Wine is red.
Whiskey's brown...
Make's you feel like Armstrong Neil.
Good for you, bad for you.
Whatever, just fuck you...

Stojke

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 13:15:02 UTC Comment #43425

Bruce is born to be a poet.
A++ Would read again.

Striker

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 13:17:13 UTC Comment #43421

HTML is nice
CSS is twice
PHP completes the page
MYSQL provokes rage
I don't want to make a webpage right now.

Penguinboy

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 13:20:13 UTC Comment #43416

I like it, Striker

Of course I would probably say that IE provokes the rage when I'm doing web development

monster_urby

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 14:34:31 UTC Comment #43415

Ugh, don't mention that... thing. I've done so much cross browser compliance crap today. I'm ready to kill...

Mariowned

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 16:10:56 UTC Comment #43413

Bacon makes me so thirsty... for MORE BACON!!

Stojke

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 21:06:45 UTC Comment #43426

ITT Bacon

Notewell

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 21:31:18 UTC Comment #43423

Bacon is red.
Some cheese is blue.
Soon, you will be dead,
I'll turn you to glue.

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 21:38:34 UTC Comment #43419

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
GET IN THE VAN

38_98

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 21:56:45 UTC Comment #43417

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'm colorblind
This was a bad idea

Dimbeak

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 22:45:55 UTC Comment #43424

Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
My garden's on fire!

Lajron

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-11 23:43:51 UTC Comment #43427

Found on 9gag :FP

NineTnine

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-12 03:27:59 UTC Comment #43418

i like Darkies the best

zeeba-G

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-12 04:15:42 UTC Comment #43414

Urby is furry. He has quite the stache. I think he likes coffee, and kittens and baths. He'll tell ya like it is for the hell of the laugh. He gots a red volkswagen and a big orange cat.

Captain Terror

Commented 12 years ago2012-04-12 07:29:51 UTC Comment #43420

roses are red,
violets: who gives a fuck,
bacon is fucking awesome.

Journal #7736

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