Journal #7744

Posted 7 years ago2012-04-15 18:26:26 UTC
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Women are seriously one of the most confusing things I have ever interacted with.
Homosexuality is an alternative I am seriously consdering...

22 Comments

Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 18:56:42 UTC Comment #50818
homosexuality would be great if it wasn't for all the dancing.
Also boobies are more fun than hairy backs
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 19:09:38 UTC Comment #50833
Get a real woman.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 19:10:18 UTC Comment #50814
I think a sex change is in order. Everyone knows lesbians have more fun.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 19:15:44 UTC Comment #50829
The advantage with women is that you get a specially designed place for your penis. I also think that a man needs a woman's tenderness.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 20:08:41 UTC Comment #50819
I'm just fed up with specific people and how they've led me on horrifically...
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 21:30:06 UTC Comment #50831
Well sure striker, but there's also a great [Reduced with condoms\etc, but still existing] risk of pregnancy with that as well. Assuming that you don't want to go down that road, that is.

I agree with Stojke though. Don't hang with the 'fake bitches' and you won't have these kind of problems. Or at least, you shouldn't.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-15 22:27:50 UTC Comment #50830
"Everyone knows lesbians have more fun."

yeah, those yuri anime I watched few years ago attest to that.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 05:27:13 UTC Comment #50825
Certain women leading you on shouldn't make you want to be homosexual, it should just make you want to be not-those-leading-bitches-sexual.
Not saying there's a problem with homosexuality, just that you shouldn't lose faith, women are great.

Just fuck the leading-on ones 'til you find a girl worth holding on to. Interpret "fuck" in that sentence however you want.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 09:52:22 UTC Comment #50815
LOL @ Scotch.

Fortunately, I've never been led on, what with my face looking the way it does and all. :P

That said, I completely agree. Women are fascinating creatures who can be emotionally unstable at the best of times, being tipped by the slightest thing.

I have learned after almost one year, married life is all about finding out what get's on a woman's nerves and then using it whenever you get bored.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 10:50:29 UTC Comment #50828
+1 for boobies; everyone loves boobies.

+1 for lesbians =)

+1 for Urby's post, brilliant ;)
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 11:32:55 UTC Comment #50816
^_^
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 13:00:54 UTC Comment #50834
Lesbians are cute... For some reason, they seem very happy with another... Just thinking if my wife/wives would be...

Urby's post is very interesting... Dad does that ALL the time, annoys mom so much that I literally record it XD
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 13:56:31 UTC Comment #50823
Theres always a few bad apples in every tree. I've heard the same "he/she lead me on" complaint from both genders.

Also, I always find it weird the way people talk about women as if they're a separate species/things. It's like your talking about aliens, its all really freakish. As well as the whole "emotional" business. Guys got 'em too, your just taught to hide it.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 13:58:25 UTC Comment #50835
I agree with 38_98, but then i agree with Urby to on the nerves

Any idea if they know about our "Boredom Button"?
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 14:22:40 UTC Comment #50817
"Also, I always find it weird the way people talk about women as if they're a separate species/things."

They really are though. I love my wife, I doubt I will ever be this close to another person except my children (whenever they come along), but I cannot even begin to understand the way her mind works. :P

Our interests are so very different too. Trying to get her interested in science or videogames is about as easy as teaching a brick to appreciate modern art.

...I'm not saying my wife is a brick.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 14:40:56 UTC Comment #50820
38_98 , I just don't understand some of them. I mean entirely logical processess are totally ignored...
In a very compacted form , this person was dropping hints like the raindrops of a monsoon as well as acting 'physically'... I decided to make a move on it and I got it all kicked in my face.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 15:07:29 UTC Comment #50827
"Also boobies are more fun than hairy backs" Read that as hairy balls :D
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 20:51:16 UTC Comment #50826
"Lesbians are cute... For some reason, they seem very happy with another..."
That's a generalisation. They've got relationship problems just like everyone else.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-16 21:53:56 UTC Comment #50824
"They really are though"

If you met a guy that was like your wife, would you say it was like talking to a different species or a different person?

"38_98 , I just don't understand some of them."

So you make a sweeping generalization labeling all women for the actions of a few? If the tables were turned on you would you consider it far to be labeled such? Thats the point I'm getting at.

It sucks hearing about your backfire though.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-17 02:11:19 UTC Comment #50832
This isn't aimed at anything or anybody specifically. I'm just saying it.

People are people. Doesn't matter what their beliefs are, their sexual orientation, their gender and skin tone color. They're people.
People can typically fall under social stereotypes because they're raised in a society where these stereotypes are considered 'normal', but in the end they're all just people. Anybody can be nice or a dick irregardless of gender, skin tone, orientation, beliefs, whatever.

To make any form of a generalization based off of a few bad or good apples is ridiculous.
I don't come here and think that everybody in the entire community is going to be nice like Tetsu just simply because he's a twhl member. Nor do I look at 4chan or youtube and think that all human beings are that stupid just because I went there instead of some other civilized place. That's just irrational.

Don't go for the whores then complain about having problems with the outcome, just exercise some self-restraint and go for the good ones. They do exist and you'll find one eventually.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-17 19:36:05 UTC Comment #50821
Woah. Guys. Don't take this further than I actually thought it would go ( ie. nowhere ) , I'm not bloody sexist in any way shape or form , Infact to be honest I prefer hanging out with the girls than the guys anyway- as Most of them have this thing called "common sense".
And I'll honestly have you know this person is not a whore. There's a reason i'm completely confused by the situation - we talk all the bloody time , I've known her for years and we tell ourselves literally everything - There's things we know about each other that even we wouldn't dare tell our own closest friends. I get on with her so bloody well , and when this complete backfire happened that's why I was just all "dafuq?"
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-19 23:13:02 UTC Comment #50822
You open up with a sexist statement and then claim to not be a sexist?

Look, no ones asking you to be a saint. I've said plenty of nasty things, including sexist stuff, and I'm willing to bet every person on this website and everywhere else has done the same. The main difference between making a mistake and just being obnoxious is recognizing that you said or did something wrong.

All I and Collapse are saying is that generalization sucks. Thats all.

P.S if you want to respond please PM me as journal threads are virtually impossible for me to keep up with :).

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