"Teh epik master plan"!
"Teh epik master plan" is my own brilliant plan used to escape the cruelty and sadness of the F2P world. Sort of like Team Fortress 2's separation of P2P players and F2P players.
I am currently an F2P player if we forget the piracy (that's how I have Half-Life in the first place). And I became bored of it! Being F2P is poop! And a pirate...
Therefore, I developed one of my biggest plans of my life - "Teh epik master plan" a.k.a 'Operation Green'.
So, if you came to see the plan itself, here are the steps:
1. Create a bank account (mine will be a savings account, since I'm 14)
2. Create a PayPal account
3. Acquire some 'resources'
4. Link the debit card (or a credit card) to the PayPal account
(Optional)5. Validate the PayPal account
6. Buy a copy of Half-Life 2
Of course, I've only done step 2. However, what bothers me the most is how I have an OK amount of real cash, while I'm a hobo when it comes to virtual cash. Nevertheless, I am a genious!
So, I always thought (when I was 10) that putting 10 KM (BAM, a currency) in my DVD-ROM will actually buy me the game. Turns out that it wouldn't. But now my opinion is greatly changed:
2010 - putting money into a PC buys a game
2013 - using credit cards buys a game
2015 - using credit cards or PayPal can buy a game
2016 - using my plan I can buy a game
AND, from now on, I will only use torrents to test the games I buy!
I will inform you in another journal about this plan, and I'll tell you if it worked.
P.S. For you "Git a j0b m8" posters, I can't have a job because I'm 14 years-old.