French Bread Showdown

Posted 6 months ago2019-03-07 08:21:05 UTC • Voting closed
Which team are you on?
  • Baguette Battalion: 44% (20 votes)
  • Croissant Crew: 38% (17 votes)
  • Neutral Scumbags: 11% (5 votes)
  • Brioche Brigade: 7% (3 votes)

18 Comments

Commented 6 months ago2019-03-08 13:47:47 UTC Comment #101868
How can anyone resist a good brioche?

https://youtu.be/hY19NK7qBCU
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-08 23:58:57 UTC Comment #101872
This is like Scylla vs Charybdis, but in a good way... my heart breaks.
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-09 10:03:08 UTC Comment #101874
I voted for croissant only because I'm not entirely sure I've ever had the others. I blame living in Australia.
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-10 10:33:57 UTC Comment #101879
I am voting for croissant for sure. Man, almost everyday I eat one 7days with a bottle of fruit milk. It's so great. Also I am not sure if I have ever touched the others...

Now I googled trough for a pictures of the others. Well definitely a croissant for me.
Eat your breakfast kids. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿช๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฎ
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-11 10:03:43 UTC Comment #101885
Croissant Crew 4 lyf
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-12 06:10:57 UTC Comment #101892
I'm surprised to hear you haven't tried baguette. I thought it was the one bread that was popular the world over (except east Asia and other places where they just eat toast bread... hellholes). You really should try it! A fresh baguette, a good cheese, some veggies = ๐Ÿ˜‹
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-12 07:45:39 UTC Comment #101893
Croissant crew's about to get into a gang war with baguette battalion.
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-12 13:58:17 UTC Comment #101895
Of course. How we didn't thought of that. It's really like some kind of war. BTW who read this, join the croissant crew. It's really yummy. Forget about 7days croissant. We are talking for the real french croissant. Ulalah. โ˜•๐Ÿž๐Ÿซ
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-14 00:38:05 UTC Comment #101903
"Of course I regularly devour a baguette with some tuna and sweetcorn or a bowl of hot soup." Urby raises a fist to the sky, "However, croissants are the ultimate breakfast nom and as we all well know, that's the most important nom of the day! Hyaah!"

With a kick of his spurs, Urby glides away on his giant sentient croissant and explodes.

...Time for bed I reckon.
Commented 6 months ago2019-03-14 01:13:29 UTC Comment #101904
Imagine being a neutral
Commented 5 months ago2019-03-16 13:52:00 UTC Comment #101908
Croissant or Brioche? Ugh hard decision :(
Commented 5 months ago2019-03-16 16:26:24 UTC Comment #101909
I have to suffer four hours at Europe's worst airport in Paris, so I feel that my vote should count twice. Everyone's okay with that, right?
Commented 5 months ago2019-03-19 22:13:31 UTC Comment #101913
And my neighbour country France and I am standing for and I vote Croissant Crew. Because I am German.

Oh they are from Australia! Please don't hit us, kangaroos!

How many are Europeans and use on THWL?
Commented 5 months ago2019-03-26 13:02:11 UTC Comment #101933
I made a profile just so I could tie Croissant Crew up with Baguette Battalion.
Commented 4 months ago2019-04-19 12:25:15 UTC Comment #101962
Baguettes are just too hard for human consumption.

But they could serve as melee weapons in a pinch.
Commented 4 months ago2019-04-19 21:22:09 UTC Comment #101963
Useful for punishing you heathens ;) If they're too hard, you've probably eaten stale baguettes. Baguettes go stale in hours
Commented 3 months ago2019-06-15 07:51:08 UTC Comment #102095
I've eaten a croissant with soup once, and one of my colleagues was literally horrified by the combination.
Commented 2 months ago2019-06-30 12:50:48 UTC Comment #102131
Striker said:I've eaten a croissant with soup once, and one of my colleagues was literally horrified by the combination.
๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜•โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿค”... Was it good?

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