1. How many white squares are there on a surfboard?
D. nine and a half.
2. Which famous Englishman discovered red paint?
D. all wrong, cavemen discovered it as one of them cut his finger
3. How many airports are there on a desert island?
D. none, only a teleporter to the nearest coctail bar.
4. Which famous astronaut discovered cocaine?
A. Neil Armstrong, as he 'walked' the. yeees neil, you're the man, the one and only, sut up now or i'll really send you to the moon.
5. Which of the following are you likely to find in a castle?
D. bowser.
6. In Antarctican law, it is illegal to carry out which of the following?
D. eating phrosen fish
7. How many turtles are there in one mile?
D. only one
8. According to Pythagoras, chocolate is equal to which other numeric value?
D. e^(pi*i)
(mathy people can tell which number this is)
9. How many candlesticks would normally migrate south each year?
D. five and one hlf burned down
10. The US Army is famous for which style of music?
D. KKND. Krush Kill 'N Destroy.