Full Name : Jacques Emile Berliner
Age: Someplace between 11.2 and 20 gigayears
Hometown : Cicely, Alaska (Canada)
Born in: Your mom.
Self Classification: Your mom's 1st love
Education: The Sorbonne, and then off to Starfleet. (hopefully)
(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
Tough to answer, but with a gun to my head I'd blurt out The Time Machine (2002) for 1st place.
Favourite Meal: Hmmmm Dunno. Today I had Chargrilled sea bass, and it tasted mighty fine.
Favourite Actor: Guy Pearce, Christan Bale, the evil guy from Die Hard I... (can't choose just one sorry).
Favourite Actress: Charlize Theron.
Favourite Game to Date: StarCraft or DoD. (can't choose one, lol)
Game your looking forward to: None. It probably won't work with my shitty gfx card.
Favourite Bands: Way too many to choose... with a gun to my head I'd say: "shoot."
Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Diet Pepsi, 24oz bottle.
Favourite Alcohol: It all tastes like piss.
Hobbies: Doodling, Self-gratification.
(Other)
Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Your mom.
Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: na
Things that make you smile: Schadenfreude.
Things that make you really laugh out loud: Schadenfreude.
Things that annoy you: Your mom.
Things that well and truely piss you off: Your mom.
Me.
Forum posts
Holy jesus who cares... I mean really.
Non-celebs or otherwise ordinary people are maimed, raped, killed, raped and killed, etc. everday, and nobody posts a thread for them.
/rant
Non-celebs or otherwise ordinary people are maimed, raped, killed, raped and killed, etc. everday, and nobody posts a thread for them.
/rant
I agree women should be able to choose, if for no other reason that it's her body. Late-term abortions are pretty iffy, and should still be banned though imo.
George Harrison - What is Life
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Looks pretty sweet though, I must say. Like the original, I like you creative/good use of the orginal textures.
My entry was >3000, which is completely impausible at 1/3 scale, let alone full!!1 Curious to see yours too
Looks pretty sweet though, I must say. Like the original, I like you creative/good use of the orginal textures.
My entry was >3000, which is completely impausible at 1/3 scale, let alone full!!1 Curious to see yours too
I archive every map I dl/review, but I can't seem to find it!!!
I checked my old pc, too, but no results... sorry!
I checked my old pc, too, but no results... sorry!
Black Mamba ftw!!1
U-Clic - Pixelized Scenario
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Quote:LOLOLOLOLOL!!1
My Chemical Romance
Puts gun in mouth
Quote:
Welcome to the Black Parade
BANG!
(I almost pooped myself laughing reading that)We don't need reactions like that.Agreed Muzzie, but he did it in such a funy way, it's ok
Haha, Amy Diamond is such a slut.BLASPHEMER!!
Look what pops up when you type "Bad Surface Extents" in the Forum Search bar
I'm trying to think of a good actor to play him, but I can't picture anyone doing it... definitely not Horsedick lol
Agent Smith: Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitablilty...
Neo: My name, is HORSEDICK!!!
Agent Smith: Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitablilty...
Neo: My name, is HORSEDICK!!!
The Tragically Hip - Scared
I could crap out a better trailer than that, jeez 
A couple scenes were partially almost ok. Sweet idea, but very poorly implemented
A couple scenes were partially almost ok. Sweet idea, but very poorly implemented
Never loaded for me either--gave up after 2 minutes.
Interloper's site looks pretty cool, if not skewed toward HL2--have to check it out sometime...
********** ERROR **********Happyman just posted this same error, and the solution to it!
missing '[ in texturedef
Whoo Happyman!
American Analog Set - Punk As Fuck
...And I must say you're all looking quite splendid this evening... I wonder what you taste like:
Mary Stewart-Baxter! you taste like sunshine dust!
<gasps> Hubert Cumberdale YOU taste like soot and poo!
SALAD FINGERS FTW!!!1
Quote:lol
Salad Fingers - Episode 2 Audio
WTF?
...And I must say you're all looking quite splendid this evening... I wonder what you taste like:
Mary Stewart-Baxter! you taste like sunshine dust!
<gasps> Hubert Cumberdale YOU taste like soot and poo!
SALAD FINGERS FTW!!!1
A lot of people feel the way you do, and it's sentiment like this that fueled the minicompos for a while.
While we shouldn't need compos to inspire us to map, they sure focus your attention, which I guess is a good thing.
I don't really know why we don't have sanctioned compos more often... maybe it's a lot of coding on the moderators end? If that's the case, maybe we could find somebody willing to help with that.
While we shouldn't need compos to inspire us to map, they sure focus your attention, which I guess is a good thing.
I don't really know why we don't have sanctioned compos more often... maybe it's a lot of coding on the moderators end? If that's the case, maybe we could find somebody willing to help with that.
U-clic - Pixelized Scenario
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The Last.FM setup scared me away by saying it was going to seach me HDD, without allowing to set any parameters... o-well, I will get around to it after I find some courage and or calm consolation
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The Last.FM setup scared me away by saying it was going to seach me HDD, without allowing to set any parameters... o-well, I will get around to it after I find some courage and or calm consolation
Wicked! You can never go wrong with battlemechs
I agree, demo! 'Like the reflective stuff
What are Last.FM?? <checking>
Salad Fingers - Episode 2 Audio
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I've only had this problem with some decompiled maps No idea what causes it tho.
No idea what causes it tho.Totally awsome Darkphoenix!!! It's guys like you who should be updating Hammer
...because sometimes Full vis finds errors that Fast and Normal skip overIt's exactly the reverse.
Full VIS "fixes" errors that subsequently aren't shown in the compile log--though it never eliminates the problem. Fast VIS will let errors come through, paticualarly "Leaf Saw" errors that would never show after a Full VIS compile.
Personally, I'd rather know about the errors and eliminate it them
Oh No! Oh My! - Walk In The Park
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Zombie: What good music did I mix with Linkin Park? Btw, just so you know, your mom is Wanker
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Zombie: What good music did I mix with Linkin Park? Btw, just so you know, your mom is Wanker
Well at least I'm not the only one
I'm using zhlt 3.4... Hopefully it won't happen too much anymore!
I'm using zhlt 3.4... Hopefully it won't happen too much anymore!
Maybe you have both inputs--your pc speaker and mic--on simultaneously? Type "sndvol32.exe /r" in the RUN thingie to check... [/StabInDark]
Did you try steampowered forums?
This is probably just another example of how Valve can't seem to get the simplest things to work right, even after all this time.
For the longest time, my Server Favourites kept disappearing, and the "buddy list" worked spotily, or not at all--both of which I haven't even bothered with in a long time, since they never worked right for me.
Did you try steampowered forums?
This is probably just another example of how Valve can't seem to get the simplest things to work right, even after all this time.
For the longest time, my Server Favourites kept disappearing, and the "buddy list" worked spotily, or not at all--both of which I haven't even bothered with in a long time, since they never worked right for me.
Oh No! Oh My! - Walk In The Park
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Sometimes, when I compile a map--Hammer 3.5--, Hammer compiles ANOTHER map in it's place, with the name of the previously stated map!!
That is, when I go to playtest the newly-compiled map, it's some other map!
The only way I've found to stop this from happening once it occurs, is to delete whichever map is ACTUALLY being compiled, in the Valve Hammer Editormaps directory.
When this happened the first time, I thought it was just some weird filesystem anomaly, but it keeps happening every once in a while--2 or 4 times in a couple months.
Maybe it's a Hammer 3.5 bug, or something in my filesystem is b?rked. One thing I've noticed is the files it happens to have similar names, like the last one:
Map being compiled----example_twisted
Map actually compiled--example_model_shadows
Has this happened to anybody else?!
That is, when I go to playtest the newly-compiled map, it's some other map!
The only way I've found to stop this from happening once it occurs, is to delete whichever map is ACTUALLY being compiled, in the Valve Hammer Editormaps directory.
When this happened the first time, I thought it was just some weird filesystem anomaly, but it keeps happening every once in a while--2 or 4 times in a couple months.
Maybe it's a Hammer 3.5 bug, or something in my filesystem is b?rked. One thing I've noticed is the files it happens to have similar names, like the last one:
Map being compiled----example_twisted
Map actually compiled--example_model_shadows
Has this happened to anybody else?!
the lighting and a few other things will come out rather ugly in fast VIS compared to a full VIS compile.Lots of people say this--which I'm franky kinda tired of--, but I've never noticed much of an impact on lighting, or anything else really except r_speeds, so I decided to do a simple test:
Fast and normal VIS compiles for my example twisted map:
Normal:
Fast:
They look virtually identical to me
If you have a better example to prove me wrong, I'd love to see it Until then, for all but final compiles:
fast vis = ok! (imo)
I don't notice i gigantic difference in lighting between normal and fast VIS, but I know for sure your r_speeds will be super-high! (On fast, VIS spends far less time calculating what you'll be able to see at any given point in the game, so lots of stuff is rendered unecessarily)
There is absolutely no reason to sit through an entire--regular--VIS compile for most stages of a map's construction imo, especially if the map is huge--you'll spend a lot of time waiting!
For the final stages of your map though, it's absolutely essential, so you among other things, get the lowest r_speeds you can.
There is absolutely no reason to sit through an entire--regular--VIS compile for most stages of a map's construction imo, especially if the map is huge--you'll spend a lot of time waiting!
For the final stages of your map though, it's absolutely essential, so you among other things, get the lowest r_speeds you can.
It won't show up using Alt-P unfortunately. Here are some notes I had written down about this error:
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--Warning: Leaf portals saw into leaf
Pinpoint the coordiantes to trackdown the problem object(s). I use the brush tool selection box--and make a little box where the coordiates lie--, but whatever way works for you.
Sometimes copy/pasting objects or importing perfectly good prefabs inexplicably causes this. In this case the original object is ok, but a clone of it gives the error for some unknown reason.
Fix: delete/remake, or sometimes copy/cut the object(s), compiling without it, and then hit CTRL-Z to undo (and recompile) fixes it.
Most if not all times, turning the offender into a func_wall eliminates the error too.[/quote]
Hope helps!
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--Warning: Leaf portals saw into leaf
Problem at portal between leaves 708 and 710:
(-505.000 -660.267 2.000)
(-505.000 -660.267 409.000)
(-628.525 -737.000 409.000)
(-628.525 -737.000 1.610)Pinpoint the coordiantes to trackdown the problem object(s). I use the brush tool selection box--and make a little box where the coordiates lie--, but whatever way works for you.
Sometimes copy/pasting objects or importing perfectly good prefabs inexplicably causes this. In this case the original object is ok, but a clone of it gives the error for some unknown reason.
Fix: delete/remake, or sometimes copy/cut the object(s), compiling without it, and then hit CTRL-Z to undo (and recompile) fixes it.
Most if not all times, turning the offender into a func_wall eliminates the error too.[/quote]
Hope helps!
Linkin Park - Crawling
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Dauby: Yeah, I know What does the 
mean again??
Zombieloffe: NO UR MUM ARE GAY!!!1 LOLZ
However, you get a pass due to your most recent, neat Now Playing pimpage
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Dauby: Yeah, I know
What does the mean again??Zombieloffe: NO UR MUM ARE GAY!!!1 LOLZ
However, you get a pass due to your most recent, neat Now Playing pimpage
The beginning was priceless, with the Wagner--just like Apocoalypse Now!
Linkin Park/Jay-Z - Collision Course (LP)
Daubster:
Daubster:
Everytime I encounter an error these days, I log it and the solution--if I can find it--in a big txt file. Here is my entry on invisible brushes:
--Invisible Brushes: If your running into an invisible brush in the game, and it's nowhere to be found in Hammer, try deleting/redoing all the brushes around that area... should fix the problem.
If they're is any complex architecture close to the problem area, func_wall it, and it should also eliminate the problem.
Another possibility is that you have some brushes visgrouped you forgot about, but this is reaching now
Elon says this is caused by a leaf saw into leaf error, which I will have to check out further.
Jojo - Too Little Too Late
Crikey that's a funny pic
Btw, should we make animals that can stab you
in the heart with a poisonous spear extinct or what?
I'm personally never swimming in saltwater againe
Btw, should we make animals that can stab you
in the heart with a poisonous spear extinct or what?
I'm personally never swimming in saltwater againe
lol you said arch-nert!!
So what if we are?! ^_^
So what if we are?! ^_^
It's going to be like watching an episode of the Power Rangers, just wait
Crikey! It's a joke, albeit in very bad taste (but those are the best kind....just ask Ceiling Cat!)
(but those are the best kind....just ask Ceiling Cat!)If he were alive, I think he'd appreciate the clear intention at a sick joke
Live action transformers?... I couldn't think of a more appropriate use for CGI, and they're going to try to pull this bullshit off?!!1
Oh god... it's going to be horrible
Oh god... it's going to be horrible
Krike! he put his baby within reach of a croc's mouth?!!1
I guess I'm glad he's dead now, because his children will be safer
I guess I'm glad he's dead now, because his children will be safer
Linkin Park - Crawling
Krike that's sad
Crocs rule forever!
Crocs rule forever!
88.1
I think my entertainment dock provides more HDD space, but I've never used it! Getting a new notebook soon, with a MUCH bigger drive (hopefully)
I think my entertainment dock provides more HDD space, but I've never used it! Getting a new notebook soon, with a MUCH bigger drive
(hopefully)Cherish - Do It To It (lol)
using ZHLT 64 bit toolsMaybe this is the problem. Read below, from zhlt.info:
Most people will want the 32-bit version, if you don't know which one you need, download this one. Even if you have a 64-bit processor (e.g. AMD Athlon 64) you are most probably running 32-bit Windows. If you have a 64-bit processors, and are running Windows 64-bit, download the version for 64-bit processors.