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penguinboy understands blubber from experience.
The person above me has no hands and two mouths for eyes.
The person above me smells like ham.
I just signed up in Universe 24, Planet Boxtop. Buying all the basics right now.
Sounds like an advanced sci-fi version of Cybernations.
Also, are you new to mapping/mod making? It's best to not start a mod until you've gained enough experience. Try making little mappacks instead.
The person above me's avatar is too dark.
The person above probably doesn't even know what "santay" means.
-PieWell said.
The person above me has horrible indigestion and diarrhea.
Boxtop is the greatest person in the world. 
The person above me used "of" instead of "above" and ended up pwning himself.
The person above me likes posting links to disturbing sites.
The person above me likes to bathe in gravy.
The person above me no longer has an avatar.
- The next Half-Life game will involve everyone from TWHL (except Boxtop) skinny dipping in a vat of cream cheese and guacamole.
The person above me is also a transvestite.
I'm having some doubts about the story. First of all, the player works at NASA. If the game is set in the (by my pisspoor calculations) 23rd century and we have already become a space-fairing civilization, wouldn't there have been enough time for NASA to be disbanded for a better government organization? I mean, by that time NASA would probably be considered obselete or renamed to something different.
Also, what is there on Neptune that is so important that it cannot be found on other planets in the Sol System? Gas?
Just seems that the story isn't well thought out to me. But I'm a sucker for detail, so eh.
Also, what is there on Neptune that is so important that it cannot be found on other planets in the Sol System? Gas?
Just seems that the story isn't well thought out to me. But I'm a sucker for detail, so eh.
The person above me is not a dude.
Odd. I thought Seventh was a evil penguin trying to take over the world one map at a time.
srry likes to suck his own toes.
Dorian is secretly gay.
Dorian is secretly gay.
Boxtop is really a midget.
Personally I think it's okay to post your first map as long as you didn't half-ass it.
Heck, I posted my first map and nobody complained.
Heck, I posted my first map and nobody complained.
Dude, stop pimping your musics.
And they still haven't shot the fat bastard down.
In no particular order:
1. Jim Gaffigan
2. Carlos Mencia
3. Dane Cook
4. Jim Carrey
5. Robin Williams
1. Jim Gaffigan
2. Carlos Mencia
3. Dane Cook
4. Jim Carrey
5. Robin Williams
What'd you use to make them? Acid? Fruity Loops? EJay? Reason?
After listening to your tracks, though, they sound kind of disorganized, like you were trying to throw in whatever you could get your hands on. But I'm no music expert so I'm pretty much talking out of my ass.
I also recommend posting your music on Acidplanet and maybe posting in the forums. You're likely to get better reviews there because that's where all the good artists hang out.
After listening to your tracks, though, they sound kind of disorganized, like you were trying to throw in whatever you could get your hands on. But I'm no music expert so I'm pretty much talking out of my ass.
I also recommend posting your music on Acidplanet and maybe posting in the forums. You're likely to get better reviews there because that's where all the good artists hang out.
Most of these (up to "Grapey The Grapefruit") I made up for an old band of mine on the Rockstar Game called The Muffin Men, who were like a cheap imitation of They Might Be Giants.
Bacon Socks
Lemonade: 25 Bucks
Stripped Sweater
What? No Mayonnaise?
You Threw Your Bottle in the Trash
OMGWTF
Zombies Came Over For Dinner
Roasted Shoe From Timbuktu
Bananaphone Remix: Do You Accept the Charges?
Puke 'til Friday
Constipated
Windex Soup
I Hit My Neighbor With a Gavel
Corn on the Cob
Pringles
The Noobs Attacked While I Ate Ham
Aliens Drink Tea, Don't They?
I Like Beans
The Pope Just Farted
Candy
Celery Hat
Smellycakes
The Mailman Stole My Pants
Vegetarians Like Vegetables
That Hole In My Wall Has Always Been There
Would You Like Some Chicken?
Grapey the Grapefruit
I Knew A Girl Whose Name Was Bob
The Clowns Are On a Rampage!
I Sold Your Mom on E-Bay
Slapfight
I Wish I Was An Insurance Salesman
Eggplants Taste Like Feet
The Procrastination Song
TWHL Is Full of Noobs
Bacon Socks
Lemonade: 25 Bucks
Stripped Sweater
What? No Mayonnaise?
You Threw Your Bottle in the Trash
OMGWTF
Zombies Came Over For Dinner
Roasted Shoe From Timbuktu
Bananaphone Remix: Do You Accept the Charges?
Puke 'til Friday
Constipated
Windex Soup
I Hit My Neighbor With a Gavel
Corn on the Cob
Pringles
The Noobs Attacked While I Ate Ham
Aliens Drink Tea, Don't They?
I Like Beans
The Pope Just Farted
Candy
Celery Hat
Smellycakes
The Mailman Stole My Pants
Vegetarians Like Vegetables
That Hole In My Wall Has Always Been There
Would You Like Some Chicken?
Grapey the Grapefruit
I Knew A Girl Whose Name Was Bob
The Clowns Are On a Rampage!
I Sold Your Mom on E-Bay
Slapfight
I Wish I Was An Insurance Salesman
Eggplants Taste Like Feet
The Procrastination Song
TWHL Is Full of Noobs
I hate everything about christmas these days, it's just a huge commercialised fucking excuse to push products.I hate Christmas because there's too much happy. I hate the happy.
...so any predictions for when these results are going to be released....2006?Probably after Duke Nukem Forever comes out.
I don't think anyone's mentioned it, but you can also use any of the E-Jay variants to make music. Doesn't take a lot of knowledge or time to make music with this program (well, version 3 and below, anyway). Of course, it's not really advanced, and the one I have, Techno EJay 3, crashes often.
Dude, this mod's more than a year old. They probably stopped working on it.
Don't revive dead topics next time.
Don't revive dead topics next time.
Monster - Bloodthirsty, Orphan-Xecuting Terror from the Ominous Pit
Cyborg - Biomechanical Operational Xenocide and Thorough Observation Person
Sexy - Bloke Offering Xotic Touches and Overwhelming Pleasure (yeah right.)
Cyborg - Biomechanical Operational Xenocide and Thorough Observation Person
Sexy - Bloke Offering Xotic Touches and Overwhelming Pleasure (yeah right.)
I've never been banned, but I've been kicked out of some communities for being a dick.
This might also help.
I'm right? Wow. That's a first. :
"Boxtop" was part of my AOL screen name that I created when I was 15. Eventually the name just stuck, so now I call myself "Boxtop" or "Lord Boxtop" around the internet 24/7.
Not many people on the internet know my real name. I'm l33t like that.
Not many people on the internet know my real name. I'm l33t like that.
I think you use a func_illusionary for the wall and then put CLIP brushes around it so you can't go through it, but I could be wrong.
Also, if you don't know, to make the blue parts disappear you set the Render Mode of the func_illusionary to Solid and its FX Amount to 255.
Also, if you don't know, to make the blue parts disappear you set the Render Mode of the func_illusionary to Solid and its FX Amount to 255.
The source engine doesn't use wads.Oh crap. I didn't realize this was in the Source forum. My bad.
You do realize that nuking those alliance recruiters is a bad idea, right? You might have an entire alliance on your ass.
Can't you use -wadinclude for that instead?
Personally, I think it's better to develop an idea extensively before modding it, because you might end up just scrapping the entire thing and then you've wasted all that time mapping for nothing. So far it seems as if you haven't really got a decent story going.
Each day you should buy more infra and tech, perhaps some soldiers and tanks as well. Maybe even a bank to help increase money flow. You're going to have to work at it.
Nubs. 
You really don't need an alliance anyway. I've never joined an alliance and I've only been attacked once, for apparently no reason. I was able to rebuild my nation after that, too.
But I'm sick of all the alliance offers I keep recieving. It's like spam. "JOIN ALLIANCE X WE ARE TEH BETTARZ LOL!1!one" Like hell you are.
You really don't need an alliance anyway. I've never joined an alliance and I've only been attacked once, for apparently no reason. I was able to rebuild my nation after that, too.
But I'm sick of all the alliance offers I keep recieving. It's like spam. "JOIN ALLIANCE X WE ARE TEH BETTARZ LOL!1!one" Like hell you are.
As much as I want to blame the Americans, I think it's like that all over the world, Boxtop.Well, the reason I say American society is that American society is the only society I've ever really been exposed to, since I've lived here all my life. I'm not saying I blame Americans for anything.
Sounds like fun. I'll try my hand at it.
I guess mapping and FPS's don't attract women, even the geeky kind.I'm getting off topic (we already are, anyway), but AFAIK there are female FPS clans. I think there's a all-female Quake III Arena clan called Femme Fatal, or something. Plus I've been on some Unreal Tournament servers where there are women playing.
But I think the lack of female FPS players can be blamed on American society, because we establish gender roles for a child at a very early age. It sucks.
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I think the community of TWHL is tame compared to other internet communities I've been to.