The best thing is, although not a warning:
Sunmaid Raison - Serving suggestions, "Why not try tossing over your favourite cereal?".
and for all the people who won't/haven't/can't(through non-subscription or illiteracy) read it, here the last three parts are.Urm..
I agree that flaming is NOT the way to tell a n00b that he's a n00bI agree, they should be told through a string of cryptic clues and messages, each more feindish and devious than the last.