i laughed at floaters fridge dropping accident that was funny
-stabbed my self in the head with a bread knife,very hard, while trying to cut a kiwi, i dropped a bit and bent over into the knife.
-kicked a stone frozen to the ground, which literally didnt move it was totally frozen to the ground.
-dived headfirst onto a pool of ice, which cracked and cut me up my side, and left a big scar.
-leant agains a fence which had a sharp pointy bit and cut my back really badly, and my t-shirt went red.
-And lastly, ridin bike down hill fast, hit curb, went over handlebars hit wall nearby, fell to the floor and bike fell on me.