conttwas about 20 years ago, and the world was learn'en about the computer. I was in the treanches of the big war. Twas very dark en some. Twas foggey from all the wierd weather in whateva country i twas in. well, my friend jumped the trench, and ran to the other side! I couldn't beilieve them! I yelled
"What the Hay are yeah doin'?"
they answered
"Jumpin' the trench!"
I said
"WHy?"
they said
"Cause thats how we wined the wars! don't youy kno...."
and he was shot.
Now I was pretty scared, all alone in da trech, with my coranda pot smellen' like a pulled over rosey. I sat for a loooooong time, fiddlin' me thumbs to stop the swellen'. Just then, I looked over and saw a beutiful woman, staring at me. SHe inched closer, into my trench. I baca kaway a little, as I was. But then it hit me...... She wasn't a woman! She was a russian!
I was shocked by this! I took my gun, but before you know it, a landmine blew up under tha tank truck, blowen' up tha house boby. Nooobody made it out alivveee! Not even BRATTY!
to be continued