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Man I hated that song, I hate it with a passion. I hate the Verve, I hate Indy, I just, man I just hate it all... Its bollocks.
S' from the Fast Show, the funniest television I've ever seen. I believe they re-launched it in America, but they called it something like 'Brilliant!' or 'Amaizing!', something like that...
http://freespace.virgin.net/mike.spezzano/
http://freespace.virgin.net/mike.spezzano/
Anyone remember Tenchu: Stealth Assassins ?
Well that game absolutely ruled
Well that game absolutely ruled
No, it was because he ruined Walter's pie in the michrowave
"1, 2, 3, 4 ...."
"No! I can't take it!"
"5, 6, 7, 8 ...."
"Make it stop!"
"9, 10, 11, 12 ...."
"Nooo00000oooooo!"
"No! I can't take it!"
"5, 6, 7, 8 ...."
"Make it stop!"
"9, 10, 11, 12 ...."
"Nooo00000oooooo!"
P.s. we need texture artists!
I know, I have it, well a copy, but I have it. I just never really play it or install it, which is nice.*
- "...and as I was rumaging through the attic, I came across the original crown jewls! .......... which is nice."
"I'll crush ye like a wurrrrrm!"
- That bloke in Braveheart
Anyone seen Eraserhead? :
Anyone heard of Peter Greenway?
'The Belly of an Architect'
'The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover'
'The Draghtsman's Contract'
'The Falls'
'Drowning by Numbers'
Anyone heard of Peter Greenway?
'The Belly of an Architect'
'The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover'
'The Draghtsman's Contract'
'The Falls'
'Drowning by Numbers'
Only problem with scotland is when you ask for a lager-dash they say "WE DO0N'T D00 CO0CTAILS!"
Huh?
Well I'm not sure what version of Jumbot you have but mine definately plays fairly. Jumbot are by far the most superior bot made for HL. The waypoint system is easy to use, you dont have to mess around to much to make a decent wp'ed map.
Jumbot also play a good team dethmatch too.
Blue laser? I have absolutely no recolection of having seen a blue laser...
Also, PODbot are very good for cs. They act like humans would act (if the waypoints are good
)
I also know how to waypoint maps for them
Well I'm not sure what version of Jumbot you have but mine definately plays fairly. Jumbot are by far the most superior bot made for HL. The waypoint system is easy to use, you dont have to mess around to much to make a decent wp'ed map.
Jumbot also play a good team dethmatch too.
Blue laser? I have absolutely no recolection of having seen a blue laser...
Also, PODbot are very good for cs. They act like humans would act (if the waypoints are good
) I also know how to waypoint maps for them
"A failiure of this magnitude is extremely improbable."
lol 
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<----- ieatmonkeychow's avPepper:
I have now tested your shotgun model. It appears that it needs to be a lot bigger in order to fit properly in the hand. But apart from that, it is a very well crafted model.
Also, you say hand weapons, what do you have in mind?
Also, you say hand weapons, what do you have in mind?
i would go with an xboxThat's bollocks, dont listen to him, he's deluded. He was jaded after being marooned on a desert Island and therefore cannot communicate rationally.
Man I think I've messed up my HL with that bloody PakExplorer. I accidently pressed 'Extract All' which has now over-written all my SD models and replacements. That's really pissed me off.
I was looking up films by Luis Bu?uel, and I came across this one. I thought is sounded so absurd that I thought I'll post you a desription of it:
Un Chien Andalou
L'Age D'Or
The Exterminating Angel
Simon of the Desert
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
That Obscure Object of Desire
This wondrous and admirable picture begins with Napoleon's troops invading Toledo, Spain in 1808, where a group (including Bu?uel) are facing a firing squad. Then an officer tries to kiss a stone statue lady and is struck by an adjacent statue's arm. The film then moves to present day France, and a man giving postcards to children, who he tells, "don't show them to adults." You see the postcards contain the shocking images of structural landmarks.Also, if you think that sounds absurd, then check these other ones out:
The short episodes begin and disappear quickly, with one of the characters exiting a scene, and leading off into another different location. The viewer doesn't have long to think, and is suddenly thrown into a new unusual segment. Other memorable scenes include one where guests sit on toilets at a dinner table, then ask to go to a small cubicle to eat on their own. One where a sniper shoots many people, and when tried in court and found guilty, is sentenced to death. His handcuffs are then removed by police, who shake his hand, and outside a gathering of people ask for his autograph.
Other irrational scenes include a man who has cancer and is given a cigarette by his doctor. Monks that gamble, drink and smoke. The Army hunting foxes in tanks. An ostrich walks through a man's bedroom, and a postman on a bicycle delivers his mail to his bed.
But my favourite scene is when a couple are told to go to their daughter's school because she has vanished. They arrive there and find her in class, and the school register is read out, and the little girl replies. Then they take her to the police station. The police sergeant then questions the young girl about her height, weight, and so on, then calls an officer in and tells him to look all over the city for this girl. The officer then replies, "Can I take her with me?? Marvellous. It is all quite superb. You really have to see this picture and allow it to soak into you, preferably after several viewings of the film. A picture made with utter abandon and liberty. Classic Bu?uel. One of his very best.
"The Phantom Of Liberty is a tour de force, a triumph by a director confronting almost impossible complications and contradictions and mastering them." - Roger Ebert
"A magnificent film... one of Bu?uel's masterpieces." - Tom Milne, Sight and Sound
Un Chien Andalou
L'Age D'Or
The Exterminating Angel
Simon of the Desert
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
That Obscure Object of Desire
...well, clearly
Nah, I love those films. They are the all time classic films of our life time. F*ck 'Gone With the Wind', lets have someone getting their skin removed and hung upside-down
Nah, I love those films. They are the all time classic films of our life time. F*ck 'Gone With the Wind', lets have someone getting their skin removed and hung upside-down
Heh, golf. Now I wonder who back in the early days invented golf. You'd have to be incredibly bored or something, or lacking a social life. Either-all.
das ist nich gut
Stick with the PS2, plenty of decent games, the new GTA is coming out soon.. XBox, and others, the games cost a bomb, and they are basically aimed at rich kids 
Gamecube ----> Shite
And yes you can multiply on the Xbox. But again, you are talking money.
Gamecube ----> Shite
And yes you can multiply on the Xbox. But again, you are talking money.
Hey, I wrote some manual-like information in regards to this mod. See what you think. (It's not in the oppropriate order, or anything yet)
[quote]The Upper Hand
Deep beneath the tunnels and passages of Fallen Wing City there lives a collective of ruthless characters known only as the Upper Hand. So secret are they, that no-one had ever believed they had ever existed, even though they were thought to have died during the earlier years of the epidemic. They are highly experienced, secretive, and incredibly dangerous, should you become one of their targets.
Their base consists of a large network of specially selected and defended tunnels, passages, maintenance areas, sewers, basement levels, and other vast areas. Their knowledge of Fallen Wing City makes them a formidable foe. And many contestants claimed to have experienced them throughout the entire city, appearing as if from nowhere and seemingly vanishing into the dark recesses of the underground.
Fallen Wing City
To understand Fallen Wing City, you must understand the true meaning of it?s past. Once an established dwelling for the rich and successful; thrown into chaos by the rise of crime, corruption, and decadence. Once regarded as one of the most sacred areas in the land by the ancients; now just a monument of dissoluteness. It?s endless blocks of run-down shoe-box-like structures once thought to be the very features that heightened its achievement. It?s lifeless roads, once occupied by civilians wanting to reach their work places, homes and family, it?s countless shop?s, littered with the remnants of chaos and looting, it?s power sources diminished, and it?s sense of promise, now just a fragment of the past, as though a bird without a wing, hopeless and without purpose.
Years had passed, and the city with all its new infected inhabitants was still being contained. A new idea was underway. In full public approval, those who had committed serious offences were being sent to Fallen Wing City as part of their death sentences. So successful was this new scheme, that maximum-security prison systems were becoming virtually obsolete. The new system managed to reach television audiences around the world, as a reality-TV documentary aptly named ?Problem-Reaction-Kill? enabled viewers to see the action take place with numerous surveillance cameras. Convicted criminals were being taken in small groups by military transport helicopters to various locations throughout the secured city in an almost ritualistic fashion. Contestants, as they are now called, are blindfolded, handcuffed and released without any prior knowledge of their drop zones. They were left defenceless, and often died very quickly in horrific circumstances. Some of the more hardy criminal contestants even tried to escape, but were quickly hounded down by the military and transported back in the same manner as they arrived. So as to insure that survival was possible, weekly airdropped supplies were sent to random locations without disclosure of their whereabouts. It was simply part of the entertainment that contestants were to find them. The continuous stream of contestants soon lead to increased chaos, and ultimately gave way to warfare amongst rival gangs. Television viewers were granted their wish to see the violent conflicts between rival groups and the infected.
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Curbs and stairs : Make them size 8 for realism, you dont half notice the difference.
[quote]The Upper Hand
Deep beneath the tunnels and passages of Fallen Wing City there lives a collective of ruthless characters known only as the Upper Hand. So secret are they, that no-one had ever believed they had ever existed, even though they were thought to have died during the earlier years of the epidemic. They are highly experienced, secretive, and incredibly dangerous, should you become one of their targets.
Their base consists of a large network of specially selected and defended tunnels, passages, maintenance areas, sewers, basement levels, and other vast areas. Their knowledge of Fallen Wing City makes them a formidable foe. And many contestants claimed to have experienced them throughout the entire city, appearing as if from nowhere and seemingly vanishing into the dark recesses of the underground.
Fallen Wing City
To understand Fallen Wing City, you must understand the true meaning of it?s past. Once an established dwelling for the rich and successful; thrown into chaos by the rise of crime, corruption, and decadence. Once regarded as one of the most sacred areas in the land by the ancients; now just a monument of dissoluteness. It?s endless blocks of run-down shoe-box-like structures once thought to be the very features that heightened its achievement. It?s lifeless roads, once occupied by civilians wanting to reach their work places, homes and family, it?s countless shop?s, littered with the remnants of chaos and looting, it?s power sources diminished, and it?s sense of promise, now just a fragment of the past, as though a bird without a wing, hopeless and without purpose.
The time had begun to make something old fresh and new. Starting out as a military-owned urban training area, the city was showing signs of purpose. That is, until, the military no longer required it?s use, and again it became deserted. Then, something seemingly impossible had begun. With the outbreak of a highly infectious disease, disastrous consequences were to follow. A top-secret military experiment had been developed, a potentially hazardous bio-weapon, a flesh-rotting virus. The virus became unstable, unpredictable, and soon after managed to escape containment, spreading to the outside world. The virus was infecting numerous civilians, and many of those who died began to awake only to hunt people for flesh. Eventually, the zombie-like transformations were getting out of control, and in order to prevent it, mercenaries destroyed many of those who had been even slightly infected. Many of the infected were taken away to places, never to be heard of again. Soon after these events, a large, heavily guarded concrete perimeter wall was built around the entire city of Fallen Wing, so as to contain the infected, preventing the epidemic from reaching outer-regions. Years had passed, and the city with all its new infected inhabitants was still being contained. A new idea was underway. In full public approval, those who had committed serious offences were being sent to Fallen Wing City as part of their death sentences. So successful was this new scheme, that maximum-security prison systems were becoming virtually obsolete. The new system managed to reach television audiences around the world, as a reality-TV documentary aptly named ?Problem-Reaction-Kill? enabled viewers to see the action take place with numerous surveillance cameras. Convicted criminals were being taken in small groups by military transport helicopters to various locations throughout the secured city in an almost ritualistic fashion. Contestants, as they are now called, are blindfolded, handcuffed and released without any prior knowledge of their drop zones. They were left defenceless, and often died very quickly in horrific circumstances. Some of the more hardy criminal contestants even tried to escape, but were quickly hounded down by the military and transported back in the same manner as they arrived. So as to insure that survival was possible, weekly airdropped supplies were sent to random locations without disclosure of their whereabouts. It was simply part of the entertainment that contestants were to find them. The continuous stream of contestants soon lead to increased chaos, and ultimately gave way to warfare amongst rival gangs. Television viewers were granted their wish to see the violent conflicts between rival groups and the infected.
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Curbs and stairs : Make them size 8 for realism, you dont half notice the difference.
Man, I once managed to pull it off. I think back then I somehow managed to use an env_render to render a dead body in place of where the scientist had died -- and a render to make the scientist disappear
Yeah, that sounds like a good Idea. The powerstation could be half-destoyed decayed, and near a swamp-like lake (maybe not but it could be).
That could be how you manage to activate some power in the subways, get on a train -- go quite far but eventually hae to stop due to blockage (maybe)
That could be how you manage to activate some power in the subways, get on a train -- go quite far but eventually hae to stop due to blockage (maybe)
...I heard the AvP film's coming out, is that just make-believe or is there aome kind of truth behind that?
Man, let me get this right... So you need tutorials on Healthchargers?
what about kill target?
Why because of the coffee beans? Man that's more disturbing than the answers I got.
Well done Zombie, that's basically how I did my graffiti textures
pepper --------------> the_rahzel@yahoo.co.uk
Also one more thing. It doesn't have to be a roof of a building you get dropped off at, it could be, let's say, a large car park area or clear street.... Unless ofcourse a building due to safety reasons
pepper --------------> the_rahzel@yahoo.co.uk
Also one more thing. It doesn't have to be a roof of a building you get dropped off at, it could be, let's say, a large car park area or clear street.... Unless ofcourse a building due to safety reasons
Yeah, looks alright man
According to Boffco, here are fifty weird ideas:
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1.If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
2.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
3.One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. (The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face)
4.If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
5.Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
6.I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
7.If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
8.If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
9.Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
10.To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
11.I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some really good ideas.
12.If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
13.Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
14.Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
15.I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
16.I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
17.Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." (What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind)
18.If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
19.It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
20.If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
21.To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
22.As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
23.I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
24.I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
25.Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
26.What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
27.Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
28.During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
29.If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
30.When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
31.I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
32.Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
33.Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
34.If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
35.If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
36.Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
37.If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
38.One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
39.If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
40.Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
41.Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
42.For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
43.I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
44.If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
45.Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
46.I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
47.I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
48.I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
49.If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
50.The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."
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1.If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
2.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
3.One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. (The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face)
4.If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
5.Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
6.I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
7.If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
8.If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
9.Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
10.To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
11.I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some really good ideas.
12.If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
13.Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
14.Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
15.I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
16.I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
17.Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." (What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind)
18.If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
19.It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
20.If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
21.To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
22.As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
23.I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
24.I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
25.Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
26.What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
27.Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
28.During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
29.If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
30.When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
31.I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
32.Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
33.Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
34.If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
35.If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
36.Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
37.If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
38.One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
39.If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
40.Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
41.Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
42.For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
43.I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
44.If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
45.Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
46.I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
47.I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
48.I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
49.If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
50.The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."
I guess it seems to make sense, yes
These two have got the best avatars on the site I reckon
Jeezis, the guy doesnt half blabber on?!
yeah, its like 'hehehe' but with a 'hihihihi' instead of a 'hahahaha', seen?
...makes you wonder whether or not the kitten is doing it on purpose
Anyway...
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Part Two of Jahzel's Useless Quiz
1. How many fingertips are there in one gallon?
A. 1.
B. 22.
C. 333.
2. Lizards are usually made of jelly. If a lizard were not made of jelly, what would it be made of?
A. A lizard.
B. Jelly.
C. Tungsten.
3. In literature, Barney the Dinosaur is the author of which classic novel?
A. Pride and Prejudice.
B. The Withered Arm.
C. Spot the Dog.
4. Which tropical fruit grows in the House of Commons?
A. Star fruit.
B. Kiwi.
C. Banana.
5. Which famous artist is responsible for the famous ?Mona Lisa? portrait?
A. Stephen Hawking.
B. Princess Anne.
C. Chris Waddle.
6. An aquatic animal is usually found living in water. Where would a non-aquatic animal be found?
A. Water.
B. Underground.
C. Just down the road.
7. Prince Phillip can be described as a creature of the night. What would Prince Charles be described as?
A. A creature of the night.
B. A creature of the day.
C. A soup of the day.
8. Which of the following would you find living in your home?
A. You.
B. Bilbo Baggins.
C. Christopher Reeves.
9. Blink 182 are famous for inventing which household appliance?
A. The refrigerator.
B. The broomstick.
C. The urinal.
10. Which of the following narcotics would normally be sold in Post Offices?
A. LSD.
B. Ecstasy.
C. Tranquillisers.
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Part Two of Jahzel's Useless Quiz
1. How many fingertips are there in one gallon?
A. 1.
B. 22.
C. 333.
2. Lizards are usually made of jelly. If a lizard were not made of jelly, what would it be made of?
A. A lizard.
B. Jelly.
C. Tungsten.
3. In literature, Barney the Dinosaur is the author of which classic novel?
A. Pride and Prejudice.
B. The Withered Arm.
C. Spot the Dog.
4. Which tropical fruit grows in the House of Commons?
A. Star fruit.
B. Kiwi.
C. Banana.
5. Which famous artist is responsible for the famous ?Mona Lisa? portrait?
A. Stephen Hawking.
B. Princess Anne.
C. Chris Waddle.
6. An aquatic animal is usually found living in water. Where would a non-aquatic animal be found?
A. Water.
B. Underground.
C. Just down the road.
7. Prince Phillip can be described as a creature of the night. What would Prince Charles be described as?
A. A creature of the night.
B. A creature of the day.
C. A soup of the day.
8. Which of the following would you find living in your home?
A. You.
B. Bilbo Baggins.
C. Christopher Reeves.
9. Blink 182 are famous for inventing which household appliance?
A. The refrigerator.
B. The broomstick.
C. The urinal.
10. Which of the following narcotics would normally be sold in Post Offices?
A. LSD.
B. Ecstasy.
C. Tranquillisers.
Your avatar is fckng hilarious! 
UnrealED
oh well, say no more
Garg, dont worry. made you a wad, its about 1.50 megs, only trouble is It took years to get attatched to an email -- cuz I'm still dial-up 
But, I am updating to broadband probably by the weekend. Hopefully.
As for converting photoshop images to wally -- piece of piss. All you got to do is copy the image you want in wally's browser and you'll see a 'Paste as Texture' option in Edit.
But, I am updating to broadband probably by the weekend. Hopefully.
As for converting photoshop images to wally -- piece of piss. All you got to do is copy the image you want in wally's browser and you'll see a 'Paste as Texture' option in Edit.
And BL's mail moved me
- Hihihihihiu
Well considering none of you managed to get any of the correct answers, I'll give you all the link:
www.dogsincars.com
www.dogsincars.com
Well, I make them myself. Sometimes I just search for photos on corbis or google, and just manipulate them to make them seemless etc. Other times, I just make them by scratch using photoshop.
Garg, I just attempted to send you the wad but my poor internet connection means that such a task is impossible. Until that is, I go on broadband. I know, it is a real piss off, for me anyway... :
Garg, I just attempted to send you the wad but my poor internet connection means that such a task is impossible. Until that is, I go on broadband. I know, it is a real piss off, for me anyway... :
Ok, just to remind you that there IS a prize, a link...
dont forget to credit and contact the authors of those texture.Yeah, most of the textures are from existing wad packages -- I am going to weed out the ones that are and the ones that I made
Usually you put one right at the top of the stairs, one in the middle and at the exact bottom. Apparently, but I am not entirely sure :