Don't insult my presedent!...Please BL, dont make me laugh, not when I have a stomach ache!
God Bless Regan. Flags will be at half-mast for a month.
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p.s. You satanic bastard Zombieloffe!
I also live in Grapplinghooklingham, it's great, there's trees!
...or even Dubya!
...he's good at blowing things up!
...he's good at blowing things up!
errrr....I say some office geek, or nerd who's still lying in a bush having been beaten up by the rest of the bunch...
Or how about Stephen Hawking?
...Well, I mean, he wears glasses - I'm sure they can put him in an orange suit, maybe attatch strings to his limbs like a puppet so the guy can do the stunts, I'm sure they can get a voice ator to dub over his absurdly computerised voice device?!
...You know what, I think they might be on to something big time here!
Or how about Stephen Hawking?
...Well, I mean, he wears glasses - I'm sure they can put him in an orange suit, maybe attatch strings to his limbs like a puppet so the guy can do the stunts, I'm sure they can get a voice ator to dub over his absurdly computerised voice device?!
...You know what, I think they might be on to something big time here!
Yep. I guess you can say that is why I hate other 3D Modelling programs mainly because they are so jargonistic and (strange?)
Hammer is the best. Good ol' Valve.
...Oh and ofcourse Bethsedas TES Construction Kit
Max Payne Ed and Unreal Ed are so crap it's unfair.
Hammer is the best. Good ol' Valve.
...Oh and ofcourse Bethsedas TES Construction Kit
Max Payne Ed and Unreal Ed are so crap it's unfair.
Well I am just Jahzel. The 21st Duke of Grapplinghooklingham
Power Rangers is it's name, being completely gay is its game
I once owned (illegally of course) 3d Studio Max, but somehow it was removed when I had to get my comp fixed due to a worm virus.
I did not know how to use the bloody thing anyway, I mean, as a mapper I thought it would be easy to understand relatively quickly...
Well I don't know what happened about that but I think I'm glad that it's gone
I did not know how to use the bloody thing anyway, I mean, as a mapper I thought it would be easy to understand relatively quickly...
Well I don't know what happened about that but I think I'm glad that it's gone
I have three prefabs there too,
look for prefabs made by Rahzel - not Jahzel
look for prefabs made by Rahzel - not Jahzel
No! I have one even worser than that!
(cue scary music)
Streetfighter the movie
...Or was it Mortal Kombat, oh well, if it was it was the biggest load of dribble I have ever seen on Channel 5, wait a second, that's no suprise
)
(cue scary music)
Streetfighter the movie
...Or was it Mortal Kombat, oh well, if it was it was the biggest load of dribble I have ever seen on Channel 5, wait a second, that's no suprise
)yep
Damn. You missed a classic
LOL Heh, y know!
I used to LOVE lego! I used to make cable cars that worked on cotton threads, automatic doors inspired by Doom - that worked, this flour grinding thing - that worked - A CROSSBOW (Yes it worked and it had a trigger mechanism - It fired the long lego-technic pieces quite accurately)
I also tried to make a lego gun that fired aa bateries - but it didnt work well
Wow, lego was great! I think it is going crap now though - ever since the evil MegaBlox took over!
Oh, and I had the train set which I'd build all round the house and stuff, under tunnels made of old video cassettes...
Ill shut up now
I also tried to make a lego gun that fired aa bateries - but it didnt work well
Wow, lego was great! I think it is going crap now though - ever since the evil MegaBlox took over!
Oh, and I had the train set which I'd build all round the house and stuff, under tunnels made of old video cassettes...
Ill shut up now
WHEN MONKEYS ATTACK!
Coming to a cinema near you!
Gruff-sounding trailer voice:
"Just when you knew you were going to die! ... One man, with the ambition to destroy! Faces his most extreme! Impossible! Mission! To stop lots of terrorists threatening to desroy the world!
(Hey what's this gots to do with monkeys?)
Coming to a cinema near you!
Gruff-sounding trailer voice:
"Just when you knew you were going to die! ... One man, with the ambition to destroy! Faces his most extreme! Impossible! Mission! To stop lots of terrorists threatening to desroy the world!
(Hey what's this gots to do with monkeys?)
...laugh at that pope speech the other day with dubya? You could just see the fact that no-one understood a word he said as he sat dribbling away...
I tells ya it was a wrrrrrm! Nothing but a gard-damn wrrrrrrrrrrm!
I really see no need in making a movie out of a game. When you play the game, it is your own movie - dont you 'spose?
Anyway, movies-about-games are generally over-cheesy, OTP about 'special effects (that look so fake that you'd cry) and pathetic actors found only by scaping the inside of a barrel. :
Tomb Raider: Yack! (Ugly game - and no I am not even slightly attracted to the character)
Final Fantasy: Alright, but I really dont think I want to sit through the entire film desperately trying to grasp what's going on...
Anyway, movies-about-games are generally over-cheesy, OTP about 'special effects (that look so fake that you'd cry) and pathetic actors found only by scaping the inside of a barrel. :
Tomb Raider: Yack! (Ugly game - and no I am not even slightly attracted to the character)
Final Fantasy: Alright, but I really dont think I want to sit through the entire film desperately trying to grasp what's going on...
...At the end of the day, I'd have to wait for ages just for one mp3 to download because I use dial-up - I mean, If I wanted the music that bad I'd just go out and get it, less hassle it seems....
No way man, it's inhumane - (forgets the guys a monkey)
...Yea, but us people evolved from you primitive types!
...Yea, but us people evolved from you primitive types!
When I first bought half-life when it came out years ago, I looked at the box to see that WC 2.1 was on it, and it had that statement design your onw worlds for half-life' and I just thought 'wow, I've never heard of such coolness in a first person shooter game before'.
When I started mapping, it didnt occur to me about half-life dimensions and I had absolutely no concept of player scale, so everything was over-large. I also used the carve and hollow tool alot because I thought that you had to! ... Man, those were the days...
When I started mapping, it didnt occur to me about half-life dimensions and I had absolutely no concept of player scale, so everything was over-large. I also used the carve and hollow tool alot because I thought that you had to! ... Man, those were the days...
...amazing photo's esmajor, amazing....(drop's off to sleep)
What's cool about the fat? :
...some good sheeva then, obviously!
I got a worm virus from a corrupt mp3 on WinMX, that's why I no longer bother with mp3's or file-sharing stuff - It's too strange for me :
"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted,
the indifference of those who should have known better, the silence of the
voice of justice when it mattered most, that has made it possible for
evil to triumph."
H.I.M Selassie I (1892-1975)
the indifference of those who should have known better, the silence of the
voice of justice when it mattered most, that has made it possible for
evil to triumph."
H.I.M Selassie I (1892-1975)
http://www.planetside.co.uk/terragen/tgd/tgd.html
See what is going to be in store for Terragen, it looks pretty cool.
See what is going to be in store for Terragen, it looks pretty cool.
...A new HL mod anybody?
..'course
FAVOURITE GAMES
Gta (all of em)
Gta Vice City
~ M O R R O W I N D ~
I also like playing:
StarCraft
Comman & Conquer (all of em really - I even liked Renegade)
Max Payne (although I havent played that for a while)
Unreal Tournament, 2003, and probably 2004 (when I can be arsed to get it)
Quake 3 Arena
Doom (the first game I adored and still do to this day - without doom, where would we people be?)
And I also like(d) building style games like Sim Games, although they can be mind numbingly dull
Oh and one more thing, my favourite ps games are Tenchu Stealth Assassins 1 & 2, Epidemic (Why I dont know - I think its because It inspires me to map for hl), and I quite like Bushido, also Armoured Core, and all the Mechwarrior series.... I think that's all for now (I think)
:
Gta (all of em)
Gta Vice City
~ M O R R O W I N D ~
- Bloodmoon
- Tibunal
I also like playing:
StarCraft
Comman & Conquer (all of em really - I even liked Renegade)
Max Payne (although I havent played that for a while)
Unreal Tournament, 2003, and probably 2004 (when I can be arsed to get it)
Quake 3 Arena
Doom (the first game I adored and still do to this day - without doom, where would we people be?)
And I also like(d) building style games like Sim Games, although they can be mind numbingly dull
Oh and one more thing, my favourite ps games are Tenchu Stealth Assassins 1 & 2, Epidemic (Why I dont know - I think its because It inspires me to map for hl), and I quite like Bushido, also Armoured Core, and all the Mechwarrior series.... I think that's all for now (I think)
:
I think he's trying to Americanize us
...or better, Lockpicking
Well the only missing links I know of are ieatmonkeychow and Seventh-Monkey, apart from that, I dont know...
...Y-YOU-YOU YOUR THE ASS, ASS! You silly ass-head! Jeeeeesh.
...it seems I've opened up pandora's box or something!
...well at least I said I spose you could try, what's wrong with that?
...you you you stupid piece of monkey crap!
...it seems I've opened up pandora's box or something!
...well at least I said I spose you could try, what's wrong with that?
...you you you stupid piece of monkey crap!
I'll tell you what groovy means:
Groovy is when you blow the head off a deadite with a sawed-off shotgun
("...Sumthin' out there.......in those woods........in the dark.........a-and that witch down there! that's only part of it.........")
Groovy is when you blow the head off a deadite with a sawed-off shotgun
("...Sumthin' out there.......in those woods........in the dark.........a-and that witch down there! that's only part of it.........")
heh heh heh, 'kev's' right?
The typical 'burberry' hat brigade you see hanging outside cheapo shops.
Hey that sounds like the actual dictionary definition
The typical 'burberry' hat brigade you see hanging outside cheapo shops.
Hey that sounds like the actual dictionary definition
...Army Men is already a game on the playsation, but I spose you could try
....looks good, but you'd have to be on e's or something to see lights like that
Well, I'm sorry to say that your answers are incorrect. Well, atleast at this point in time anyway...
First of all, how can HL2 lose the review if it aint even released yet!
I think that review seems a bit unfair
I think that review seems a bit unfair
...Nevermind this country, what about disliking the running of the world?!
Certainly not the second one
NO! So what, are you gonna join me on my protest against painting ?!
no it wuz me
Jeez' christ man, I read it the first time ieatmonkeychow!
*....And there was this strange wirring noise remeniscent of a police siren too...
...Phew, strange stuff ieatmonkeychow, strange stuff indeed.
...Phew, strange stuff ieatmonkeychow, strange stuff indeed.
But... One thing. Why is it that The Sun seem to have on their front page: THEY COULD ALL BE DEAD, and SCANDAL OF POWDER ATTACK MI5 PREDICTED. I mean, its not like we really give a flying f- about Tony Blair getting flour bombed. God, what is this nation coming too...?