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Posted 18 years ago2006-02-09 12:31:10 UTC
in Cake Decorating Contest Post #162240
@Hunter: You should really make a banner like this and put it on TWHL for a laugh.. :D
2nd place.. Nice..

Noo cayk cumn up.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-08 14:49:32 UTC
in Your thoughts on YTMND.com Post #162104
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-08 10:38:38 UTC
in Cake Decorating Contest Post #162076
User posted image
Owned. :D

@M_garg: I'd love a cake like that.. drools
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-07 13:14:12 UTC
in happy 17th! (NOT work-friendly) Post #161925
Uh.. Wow :o
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-06 16:18:12 UTC
in free counter-strike lessons from cheese Post #161742
Oh.. My.. God..
That guy actually sounded like he was fucked in the ass 10 mins before he rocorded that pathetic excuse for a crappy recording.
I mean ffs, he laughed all the time, making it suck even more..
The animation wasn't superb either..

Overall - shit (even if it was made for a laugh).
:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-06 16:04:55 UTC
in happy 17th! (NOT work-friendly) Post #161736
Happy 17th b-day! :)
E-Cake and E-Cookies for everyone! :D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-05 15:12:21 UTC
in Now Playing Post #161628
Ibrahim Ferrer - Herido De Sombras
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-05 14:56:45 UTC
in Virus making, why? Post #161625
Ok, fine.. Can I still be a 1337 H@X0r?? :D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-05 14:51:35 UTC
in Bad maps, why are they played?! Post #161623
Well I'd say that the people, who like crappy shit (aim_ak_colt for e.g) are complete csg33ks, looking for something 'new'. I could quote a conversation between me and some other csgeeks(while playing aim_ak_colt):
<got killed in the start, along with 1 T>
Daubster [dead]: Ffs, this map is fullbright. Mapchange please!
Killer107 [dead]: wht does fullbright mean??
<a few more headshots and rants bout getting killed, because of lag>
Daubster [dead]: fullbright = no shadows
Killer107 [dead]: well dats kewl, coz u can c campwr fgtz
Daubster [dead]: cmon, i bet that it took like 5 mins to make this fuckin excuse for a map.
<a few more frags>
Daubster [dead]: It's a goddamn block with another 4 blocks in it, ffs
Killer107 [dead]: it haz aks and clot in it, u noob!!!!!!!!!! dats kewl!! if I woz a maper lk u id mkae mapz lk diz all tha time!!
Daubster [dead]: plz, someone change this map to something playable!!
Snipar1145: no!!!1 dis map r0x!!
Daubster [dead]: mapchange plz
Snipar1145 [dead]: stfu, u nbu!!
<3 alive left>
Daubster [dead]: who the fuck is the admin??
[DMS]{==UNFRAGABLE==} [dead]: Really, what's your fuckin problem? 20 more mins left in this map, so stfu!
*Daubster disconnected


Now the way I get it, the geeks get so degraded, that they only care bout the gameplay, not the map (I have a few classmates, who are like that). when I told my classmates, that I'm a mapper, I got flooded with requests for a map that went from 1 room with spawns next to each other (i had bout 5 more similar requests) to the map of a huge shopping mall..
My opinion is: Don't even try to bother changing something. It's simply futile..
:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-05 14:17:12 UTC
in Virus making, why? Post #161616
I've tried to make a virus myself several times..

Once, I've actually succeeded in creating a virus that deletes all the files in the win32 folder. Although I was dumb enough to launch the virus on my own PC and delete the files. (at first, I've tried to make the virus delete every file in a 'test' folder. As soon as that worked, I made a 'real' version of the virus that clears out the win32 folder, saved it and kept on adding to the 'safe' version of the virus. So one day I ran the real virus by mistake and my whole win32 folder got screwed.. :lol:)

I've never tried to release that virus or make another one.. One try was really enough. ;)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-31 10:02:50 UTC
in Karate = Heavy Kung fu rumor Post #160695
We use roman nubers to mark centuries, some other stuff..

And I'm not 100% sure, if kung-fu was created in the 19 th century :P
Just my guess, coz it's really a new-ish style.

[history lesson/]
Karate on the other hand was created in the 6 th - 7th century by japaneese locals for protection, who weren't allowed to use any weaons by the current emperor. @ first it was only a way of self-defence, although later it evolved to a martial art.
Karate means 'empty hand' and do means 'path', so karatedo means 'the path of the empty hand', as in: omgimgunnatelefragj00withoutanyweaponzjustwithmybarehandunub!! :nuts:
The main thing in karate is to frag/gib/kill your opponent by 1 single, powerful hit. And to master it - it takes a real shitload of time.

And please, don't give me any of that 'OMFGDIZKARATEIZFAEK' bullshit, or i'm gunna jump ya wit ma' bare hand! Karate-style, sucka! ;)
:D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-30 12:38:57 UTC
in New Problem! Post #160507
73h h4MMR3 PWNZ J00, nUB!!11!11`1`1!~~!~!~~!~1!~1`1 one one one shift + 1 shift shitf 111~!~! shift plus one!!!!!!1!~!~1!~!!!~~~`11111 :nuts:

**0MG!!1 RFOL!!**
**T3h 1337 F4741 Err0r**
**3nd Pr00gr4mz0r**
**PWN3D!!1~! : D~**
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-30 12:28:05 UTC
in Blueprint Post #160502
"Hellooooo!! :nuts:"

Anywho - the architecture is really nice.
And I love the intense dullness of the gret concrete textures... They make me wanna say "The texturing is awesome!" :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-30 12:22:20 UTC
in Karate = Heavy Kung fu rumor Post #160499
Karatedo is one of the 5 original martial arts, kung-fu was created in the XIX century, methinks and it's far less powerful than original karate, so the fact that it evolved from karate that was created in the VII century is just plain silly bullcrap! So please.. Kick that chineese bastard in the nuts once for me, Macow. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-29 14:31:49 UTC
in Blueprint Post #160318
Gotta love the sketchy plan.. :D
Lookin good.. Good luck.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-29 14:15:10 UTC
in Competition 19 Post #160315
I'll participate fo' shaw.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-29 14:10:31 UTC
in Free Alienware pc? - say it ain't so Post #160314
Alienware can really make some nice computers, although the fact that you pay way too much for it is true..
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-29 13:58:54 UTC
in Friendly Music Debate Post #160312
Band D fro teh win!!
Band A is teh sux!1
J00r grandma sux!!1`~!~ :nuts:

Me likes: Frank Zappa, Eels, Afroman, Steve Vai, Metallica, Radioshow, Prodigy.
All maps starting with "Aim_" sucks.
[offtopic]
True. For e.g aim_akcolt is literraly a fullbright cube with 4 cubes in it and yet csgeeks play it and they think it's 1337!

Daubster: nextamp, this one sux!

SNIPERKILLER9979145: u noob!! dIS MAP ROX, COZ IT HAZ CLOTZ AND AK IN IT!!1 MKAE MORE MAPZ LKE DIZ MPAPER NUBZ!!1 iF I WOZ A MAAPRE ID MKAE MAPZ LIEK DIZ ALL TEH TIEM!!!11~


sigh :
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-27 15:09:20 UTC
in Guess the line! Post #159915
Sleepers?
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-26 15:33:39 UTC
in Who the f**k are you? Post #159716
Thanks for er... sharing that with us.. D:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-26 14:13:02 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #159700
Hs4b is done! :glad:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-26 04:15:51 UTC
in [CS:S] - de_venetia (WIP) Post #159618
Very nice!
Everything looks a bit cramped in pic 1, although I really like it.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-26 04:11:28 UTC
in Next compo? When? Post #159617
Lo there, Unb!! :glad:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-26 04:10:25 UTC
in Chat Bear IRC server down? Post #159616
Ya, #twhl moved to gamesurge bout 5 months ago.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-25 15:58:30 UTC
in Daft proverbs Post #159532
Heres one:
"Zodis pauksciu iseina, jauciu sugrizta"

Direct transliation:
"The word comes out like a bird and comes back as a bull"

The bird one sounds like this:
"Geriau paukstis rankoje, negu virs galvos"

Direct transilation:
"Better a bird in the hand than a bird over the head" ;)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-25 15:50:10 UTC
in Holidays are over. Post #159530
Here in SA, the "long" holdiays begin on 1 Dec and end on 1 Feb. Than we have another 4 week holiday in June. And between those there are two 1-week holdiays
Shudders and walks away saying "lucky.. lucky... lucky.. luc-ky..."
Damn... :zonked:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-25 13:09:08 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #159493
@Hunter: 3 mappers for 1 chapter is really too much. Just let me know, how ya want it to end and I'll do it.. :)
And i think that I will be done by mid-February, so that's not so late.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-24 10:17:50 UTC
in NEW MAP! "Poison Garden" Post #159335
The concetps look pwnage.. :glad:
So does the map, but not as good as the concepts.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-24 10:16:02 UTC
in Mean moderators on fourms Post #159334
Saco, please use spaces between commas, fullstops, etc. It would make your posts easyer to read.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-23 12:44:41 UTC
in [WIP][HL1] Xen Assault Post #159208
The flashlight is really weird in screenie 5... :confused:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-23 12:42:37 UTC
in How to get LOG OUTPUT Post #159207
The logfile wouldn't be possible without custom code.

And a timer would be possible, if you would make a game_text for each second, although you would have to code, if you'd want it to be switch-off-able.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-23 11:54:49 UTC
in [WIP][HL1] Xen Assault Post #159201
Yay! Can you get MSN back, Saco?
Twould be great, if we could discuss HLHS thru it.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-23 06:49:32 UTC
in Fatal1ty on 60 Minutes Post #159183
.. heh.. I was thinking bout the same thing.. :glad:
7 - yr old, eh? Impressive. :o

Although starting to 'make a living' from gaming, when you're only 7 isn't the best idea. He'll most probably end up with blood cancer or some other shit once he's 15.. :
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-23 06:45:58 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #159182
Since I've finished de_simc, my progress would be:

hs4b - 15%
hs4c - not started yet
hs4d - not started yet

I think that I might manage to finish it till mid-February, maybe a bit longer. It depends on how fast I can get in touch with Saco, so that we could discuss our chapter.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-22 15:25:45 UTC
in Gamers suicide, JT says 'get a life& Post #159106
"PONG San Andreas"
Hahahaaha!! :D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-22 15:19:23 UTC
in Gamers suicide, JT says 'get a life& Post #159104
I wonder, how many gamers commit suicide each year.. There should be statistics on that.. :tired:
"Your "gamer friend" will find peace through the Lord, Jesus Christ, but sadly it's too late for that.
This made me want to jump that dumb cunt in a dark alley with a bat. How the hell could such a bitch speak bout shit like that?? The fuckin bastard can't even show any sympathy for the poor guy...
Well I guess that's how such idiots are.. Always flaming gamers, no matter the circumstances.
I bet that he thinks that every gamer has potential to kill his relatives/freinds/himself someday. Screw him. :tired:

emails The Wallrus, asking him to make a Y.A.A.F.M bout Jack Thompson
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-22 06:12:00 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #159024
Let's all spam him with threatening PMs! :glad:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 13:44:32 UTC
in Now Playing Post #158766
MC Hammer - Hammertime
That's five
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 13:41:04 UTC
in Huntey tries art ^_^ Post #158765
1,000,000,000 for teh masterpiece! :nuts:

Aaaaand it's sold for the gentleman with the lightsabre and hammer!! :glad:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 13:21:14 UTC
in Huntey tries art ^_^ Post #158761
Modern art.. :
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 12:04:27 UTC
in Model editing Post #158751
Ya. :
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 12:00:59 UTC
in Huntey tries art ^_^ Post #158750
Well I've seen some of your stuff, Elon.. Twas pretty nice, especially the totem.
If your class is full of dicktards, who can't recognize art - just ignore them. You can draw pretty good, so their fuckin opinion shouldn't mean anything to ya..
So what if some dumbass got more attention. Some people might just admire him, coz he's popular, no matter how fucked up his drawings are. My advice - ask for criticism from people that evaluate the drawing, not the drawer. Tiz fo your own good. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 10:03:11 UTC
in Help needed. Post #158741
/me would be interested in texture work it he had more time.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 08:02:49 UTC
in Now Playing Post #158732
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Momma

9 to go! :glad:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-20 07:52:59 UTC
in Huntey tries art ^_^ Post #158731
@Urb: Nice :o
@Elon: I consider phsp work art, so don't talk pish.. er refrain from spamming this thread with your bullshit!
@Hunter: Nice stuff.. Make another one, where Barney is half-zombified.. :)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-19 15:52:37 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #158652
So no offence but don't ignore your parents, Hunter quite frankly if your parents are worried about your homework then I would too. School always comes first before fun. Besides once the work is done you can play.
Dude.. Ya sound just like my Dad.. :aghast:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-18 16:21:33 UTC
in Huntey tries art ^_^ Post #158509
The bruise over the left eye looks kinda unrealistic, although barney looks really hurt..
Good job.. :)
Perhaps some more blood on the arms?
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-17 14:39:48 UTC
in Compile log freeze and LONG compile. Post #158278
It's a setting that compiles VIS faster.
Don't compile fast VIS, coz that causes lots of problems.
3 hours of compile doesn't mean that it's stuck. It's just compiling (hammer always seems that it's freezed, when compiling). Try batch compiling. :)
You can see your progress there.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-17 11:02:21 UTC
in Captain Capitalism Post #158256
"The Bitch called the Cock a (0(|< and the cock kicked the bitches' @$$!"
Agreed. Fuckin hilarious! :D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 18 years ago2006-01-17 10:47:14 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #158252
Seconded.
The homepage hasn't been updated for like 6 months. :
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller