They're shiny... and good.
Created 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:42:26 UTC by
Archie
Created 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:42:26 UTC by
Archie
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:42:26 UTC
Post #163591
Simply create an advert to sell my product.
Points go for
1) humour,
2) images
3) creativity
The competition lasts 2 days, and the winner chooses the next product and also judges.
The firt product is -
A posable Jesus doll, on casters
3, 2, 1 GO!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:54:54 UTC
Post #163596
Any pics?? Nope, make it bloody hard then!! 
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:58:35 UTC
Post #163597
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 11:59:46 UTC
Post #163598
I've got my own pic now, and i will enter because i love crazy shit!
EDIT: 5 minute slap-together...
EDIT: 5 minute slap-together...
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 12:19:24 UTC
Post #163599
Hahahah.. A Jesus figure!
I'm in!
I'm in!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 12:23:28 UTC
Post #163601
omfg! hahaaha! Man, strider! exceeded my expectations!
I'll see what other people come up with before i give youa score though
I'll see what other people come up with before i give youa score though
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 12:24:41 UTC
Post #163602
yup! Dauby wiil probably come in with a fully animated one though!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 12:34:19 UTC
Post #163608
Since there are no smilies to express my feelings about this thread and its content so far, the cyclops is now officially my speechless and confused smily.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 13:00:53 UTC
Post #163624
i'm not sure i get the compo 
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 13:02:49 UTC
Post #163627
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 13:22:31 UTC
Post #163638
I always thought Chuck Norris was the fat kid from the Goonies...Weird...
Nice editing Zombieloffe.
Nice editing Zombieloffe.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 13:39:10 UTC
Post #163647
although yours is cool, ZL, it doesn't follow the compo's rules therefor counts for nothing... You were meant to advertise a jesus doll
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 13:54:50 UTC
Post #163651
Ahahahahahaahhahaa Strider, that fricking pwned!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 14:26:35 UTC
Post #163652
@hunter: I have one of those... the packaging is halarious!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 14:35:31 UTC
Post #163655
LOL! Walker,Texas Ranger would pwn Christ 
Not feeling so creative atm, but here's a good one:
http://jesuschristactionfigure.ytmnd.com
(no casters, sorry)
Not feeling so creative atm, but here's a good one:
http://jesuschristactionfigure.ytmnd.com
(no casters, sorry)
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 15:21:00 UTC
Post #163662
Not too funny, not fully animated, but it took me quite awhile to finish this..
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 17:05:14 UTC
Post #163666
Not animated at all ;).
Nice though. Could've used some witty quote.
Nice though. Could've used some witty quote.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 17:45:56 UTC
Post #163668
hahha!
very good, but strider is still in the lead
very good, but strider is still in the lead
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 18:16:57 UTC
Post #163670
Wheelie Jesus, hahaha that made me laugh so hard, part the pavement hahahahaha
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 18:24:37 UTC
Post #163673
@hunter: I have one of those... the packaging is halarious!me too ^_^
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 18:26:19 UTC
Post #163674
Wait. That Jesus action figure is a real thing?!
Wowzers.
Wowzers.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 18:27:19 UTC
Post #163675
its a "Promotional comedy toy" to promote the film "Dogma"
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 18:28:26 UTC
Post #163677
You just reminded me of the Buddy Jesus from that movie.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 19:14:36 UTC
Post #163684
From that movie - Dogma? I'd enter this compo, but I don't have any decent photo editing software here at work, other than MSpaint, so I guess I wont grace you all with my art
/me walks off all poncy and such.
Chip chip, cherrio.. tah
/me walks off all poncy and such.
Chip chip, cherrio.. tah
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-16 20:00:49 UTC
Post #163685
PhotoFiltre and GIMP are free and good 
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 05:20:52 UTC
Post #163711
come on! more entries!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 06:32:59 UTC
Post #163717
Oh ZombieLoffe, I always find myself laughing my ass off every time I look at one of your pictures.
Strider's was witty, but ZombieLoffe's was just god damn hilarious.
Strider's was witty, but ZombieLoffe's was just god damn hilarious.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 06:54:36 UTC
Post #163719
Could've used some witty quoteI just couldn't come up with one..
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 07:01:06 UTC
Post #163720
Strider and ZL: Pwn.
Dauby: Your's hadn't loaded yet.
Dauby: Your's hadn't loaded yet.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 07:02:24 UTC
Post #163721
woulnd jesus be black?
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 08:45:25 UTC
Post #163727
black? I want to see more entries!! Come on heaps of people jumped in on Rimrooks cake compo - do the same for this, i love how were running image compos now!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 12:10:17 UTC
Post #163752
Scratch my last entry... Version 2
Also sorry for the double post, everytime i click [edit] the page wont load...? My net is screwed i think. Anyway.. Version 2:
Also sorry for the double post, everytime i click [edit] the page wont load...? My net is screwed i think. Anyway.. Version 2:
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 13:29:08 UTC
Post #163757
OMG!
hahah
hahah
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 18:23:48 UTC
Post #163780
DOZER MOSES! I MUST HAVE!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 18:45:27 UTC
Post #163784
@ZL: GET JESUS OUTTA THERE! HES GONNA GET ROUNDHOUSED!
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-17 18:54:49 UTC
Post #163786
can somebody else say if they're gonna enter or not? if not, the prize goes to strider. pwnage
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 03:30:53 UTC
Post #163803
Is no one gonna' enter??? If so, that sucks... 
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 10:15:19 UTC
Post #163822
Man, I'd totally buy one of those...
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 11:11:48 UTC
Post #163827
Send $64.95 my way and ill.. send one right out to you.. i promise.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 20:16:44 UTC
Post #163883
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 20:20:11 UTC
Post #163886
Hahaha that guys face
Hm me is going to attempt but don't expect anything good...
Edit
I don't have any high tech editing mumbo so I used Paint and don't bother telling me to get it as I am not interested.
If 'ye be wanting to be making Source materials, to Photoshop set sail! - Ant
Hm me is going to attempt but don't expect anything good...
Edit
I don't have any high tech editing mumbo so I used Paint and don't bother telling me to get it as I am not interested.
If 'ye be wanting to be making Source materials, to Photoshop set sail! - Ant
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-18 21:15:56 UTC
Post #163894
IN FIRST PLACE, WITH N/A POINTS IS.... STRIDER!!!
...
IN SECOND PLACE, WITH N/A POINTS IS.... DAUBSTER!!!
and
IN THIRD PLACE, WITH N/A POINTS IS.... LOFFE!!!
and, last is habboi who needs photoshop
Strider chooses next product
...
IN SECOND PLACE, WITH N/A POINTS IS.... DAUBSTER!!!
and
IN THIRD PLACE, WITH N/A POINTS IS.... LOFFE!!!
and, last is habboi who needs photoshop
Strider chooses next product
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 05:00:49 UTC
Post #163919
Ooooh, will have a browse now...
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 05:42:10 UTC
Post #163922
Next product is:
An Automated Orangutan Object Dispenser
What it dispenses is up to you, lollies? papertowels? crap?.
Here are some helpful pics:
That ones a bit 'odd' i know!
An Automated Orangutan Object Dispenser
What it dispenses is up to you, lollies? papertowels? crap?.
Here are some helpful pics:
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 08:53:28 UTC
Post #163931
Weird.. But I'm in..
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 09:01:18 UTC
Post #163935
Jesus on Casters, an Orangutan dispenser, whats weird about that? 
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 09:11:02 UTC
Post #163937
hmm...this is going to prove difficult
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 09:16:48 UTC
Post #163940
But yeah i thought TWHL needed a challenge.
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-19 20:32:06 UTC
Post #164013
OMGAZING! ITS MY UBER TEH 1337 ENTRY!!!
edit
hmm, the music doesnt work for me in Opera, but does in IE... must be something i have set it preferences
edit
hmm, the music doesnt work for me in Opera, but does in IE... must be something i have set it preferences
Posted 18 years ago2006-02-20 03:37:11 UTC
Post #164042
Lol!
I've always wanted a chickenhead dispenser.
I've always wanted a chickenhead dispenser.
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