Why do people drink alcohol?What? That's hardly a deep thought, it's a chemical process. Alcohol relaxes people, which often makes them happier.
Stop quoting silly "one-liner" SERIOS FORTS.
Mephs:
LOL OR FAERIES
GAHHH!!!! [m]FURY!!!!!!!!!![/m]
Deep thoughts.....
Created 19 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC by
BrattyLord
Created 19 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC by
BrattyLord
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:18:17 UTC
Post #167538
Stop quoting silly "one-liner" SERIOS FORTS.
Mephs:
LOL OR FAERIES
GAHHH!!!! [m]FURY!!!!!!!!!![/m]
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:24:54 UTC
Post #167541
yiff
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:25:02 UTC
Post #167542
Never test the depth of water with both feet.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 18:32:10 UTC
Post #167547
Stop quoting silly "one-liner" SERIOS FORTS.qft.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:32:12 UTC
Post #167568
qft!?
Quoted For Truth (Internet jargon) - Used on internet forums following a quote to make sure that the first 'poster' cannot go back and change what they've already posted. An alternative meaning is that the 'quoter' quotes the first 'poster' in order to show that the 'quoter' agrees with the 'poster'. An example conversation looks like this: "The sky is blue" and then "qft".
Was that aimed at me?
Quoted For Truth (Internet jargon) - Used on internet forums following a quote to make sure that the first 'poster' cannot go back and change what they've already posted. An alternative meaning is that the 'quoter' quotes the first 'poster' in order to show that the 'quoter' agrees with the 'poster'. An example conversation looks like this: "The sky is blue" and then "qft".
Was that aimed at me?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:33:44 UTC
Post #167570
if an urb gets married in the woods, is there any reporter there to make a pun? 
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 19:39:26 UTC
Post #167572
I'll get back to you with that one.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 23:22:37 UTC
Post #167607
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 23:33:19 UTC
Post #167611
yougotowned.com is over-rated, i shalt absorb your babies now.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 00:42:21 UTC
Post #167612
justgotowned.com is hi-larious.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 06:47:49 UTC
Post #167643
lololol
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:02:47 UTC
Post #167649
Dammit. This was a serious thread once.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:06:07 UTC
Post #167651
Bringing the thread vaguely back on topic..
Who the hell discovered that milk came from cows, and what was he doing at the time? 0.o
Who the hell discovered that milk came from cows, and what was he doing at the time? 0.o
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:14:14 UTC
Post #167659
haha.
iraqis play russian roulette with a 9mm glock.
iraqis play russian roulette with a 9mm glock.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:54:36 UTC
Post #167665
Its always bothered me on how we came to name things in the world, take for instance the word "DOOR" we all know that it is an object that we open to go some where.
Would it feel the same if it was called a truck? How do we come up with words for things that is universally understood, like cat, dog or even toast (cooked bread by radiant heat)
I hope that made sence....
For instance imagin if the following made perfect sence:
"I went to the kitchen's the other day and laid a frog, it cost me 20 slippers".
Now I will repeat it in the way we all understand:
"I went to the shops the other day and bought a book, it cost me 20 dollars".
This is heavy deep thought, and "no" I dont do drug's, lol.
Would it feel the same if it was called a truck? How do we come up with words for things that is universally understood, like cat, dog or even toast (cooked bread by radiant heat)
I hope that made sence....
For instance imagin if the following made perfect sence:
"I went to the kitchen's the other day and laid a frog, it cost me 20 slippers".
Now I will repeat it in the way we all understand:
"I went to the shops the other day and bought a book, it cost me 20 dollars".
This is heavy deep thought, and "no" I dont do drug's, lol.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 07:58:42 UTC
Post #167666
you dont?! damn, there goes my explanation 
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:06:49 UTC
Post #167667
I think so, Lefteh. People who become fluent in various languages have to, and do.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:16:12 UTC
Post #167668
The words would be pretty tough to trace back... I mean, like, someone made a word up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, then a person from another culture misheard it/couldn't pronounce it, so there it is in another language... Then someone took the new word, changed it to something slightly different, so it sounds better in their own language... and so on... You'd probably have to devote your entire life to it, if you want to find out where every single word came from... and you probably still wouldn't be halfway done by the end of your life. Words are words. There's not much point in discussing how they were made up, or why is this called "shuwr" and not "gwatko", or why do we "kligjer" instead of "tryclpet"-ing, etc.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:17:30 UTC
Post #167669
Understood Seventh, just tring to get people back on topic.
Dammit. This was a serious thread once.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:23:01 UTC
Post #167670
Words are words. There's not much point in discussing how they were made up, or why is this called "shuwr" and not "gwatko", or why do we "kligjer" instead of "tryclpet"-ing, etc.Well done Gman for the deep thought reply, I went fishing and hooked you "Hook Line and Sinker"
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:36:54 UTC
Post #167673
Who came up with the Idea of calling dyslexia, dyslexia?
If you destroyed the universe, who would mind?
why do emos exist?
If you destroyed the universe, who would mind?
why do emos exist?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:41:56 UTC
Post #167675
Well I program C.N.C machines (numerical controled machines), the languages are different, for instance the Mazatrol system is unlike the Fanuc system, Fanuc reads G-codes for every single operation.
The Mazatrol system is much more clever because you can scan the drawing and down load it to the the machine and it will work out its own path, but you have to tell the computer what material it is to be machined.
It then pre-determins how long the tool life will be for each operation, and also work out its own speeds and feed rate.
I also have to program the robot arm to operate within the perameters of the machine, one wrong calculation and "BANG", (expensive problem to fix)
And what exactly was my deep thought you ask.....well, if I type a little about myself, would you respond with a smart arse reply, for instance it could be a negative reply for several reasons.
A. imaturity.
B. You realy dont get it and answer to your mental ability.
C. Or you are an ass.
Look forward to your deep thought on this.....
The Mazatrol system is much more clever because you can scan the drawing and down load it to the the machine and it will work out its own path, but you have to tell the computer what material it is to be machined.
It then pre-determins how long the tool life will be for each operation, and also work out its own speeds and feed rate.
I also have to program the robot arm to operate within the perameters of the machine, one wrong calculation and "BANG", (expensive problem to fix)
And what exactly was my deep thought you ask.....well, if I type a little about myself, would you respond with a smart arse reply, for instance it could be a negative reply for several reasons.
A. imaturity.
B. You realy dont get it and answer to your mental ability.
C. Or you are an ass.
Look forward to your deep thought on this.....
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 08:51:58 UTC
Post #167679
when will half life 3 come out?
or rather:
how long will the delay from the announced release to the real release?
how long until Uwe Boll screws up half life in another shitty movie?
by how much will the new nintendo console own?
when both your hands are full and you yell to someone: "hey! can you trigger this func_door for me?" they just look at you like your a weirdo?
why isnt thumb wrestling an olympic sport?
can a duck fly while carrying a brick?
why do ambulances have backwards writing on the front and police cars dont?
if you live on the third storey of a house with the first storey two storeys underground and the fifth storey gets torn off in a tornado, what storey do you live on?
why are some underground carparks not really underground at all, just under building?
or rather:
how long will the delay from the announced release to the real release?
how long until Uwe Boll screws up half life in another shitty movie?
by how much will the new nintendo console own?
when both your hands are full and you yell to someone: "hey! can you trigger this func_door for me?" they just look at you like your a weirdo?
why isnt thumb wrestling an olympic sport?
can a duck fly while carrying a brick?
why do ambulances have backwards writing on the front and police cars dont?
if you live on the third storey of a house with the first storey two storeys underground and the fifth storey gets torn off in a tornado, what storey do you live on?
why are some underground carparks not really underground at all, just under building?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:05:46 UTC
Post #167691
if you live on the third storey of a house with the first storey two storeys underground and the fifth storey gets torn off in a tornado, what storey do you live on?Ground floor?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:08:06 UTC
Post #167693
Ground floor?I get the same answer G_KID
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:19:37 UTC
Post #167695
lol.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 10:46:29 UTC
Post #167701
Who came up with the Idea of calling dyslexia, dyslexia?The prefix 'dys', as in 'dysfunctional', well, it's pretty obvious what that means. Stuck "lexicon" on the end... it's not exactly a deep thought, mate.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 16:31:32 UTC
Post #167776
If i married a multi personality girl and have sex with them all, am i cheating on all of them or am i not cheating on her/them at all?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 17:15:36 UTC
Post #167782
Thats bigamy. 
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 18:07:15 UTC
Post #167786
That's just another silly one-liner.
Dammit, can't the forums provide any serious discussion any more?
Dammit, can't the forums provide any serious discussion any more?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 18:22:39 UTC
Post #167794
If God is in everywhere and everything, and Satan exists, doesn't that make God Satan also?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 18:26:46 UTC
Post #167795
If there are hell and heaven?Should something called "school" exist?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 19:06:43 UTC
Post #167803
There aren't, and schools and similar institutions are required for society to progress. This may not be a concept with which you are familiar.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 19:07:37 UTC
Post #167804
Thats an old age question mephs, many tried to answer it.
Dammit, can't the forums provide any serious discussion any more?Yeah, it's sometimes really annoying. Sometimes it's nice to have serious discussions but here in TWHL they end quickly.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 19:15:58 UTC
Post #167808
Thats an old age question mephs, many tried to answer it.Yay, I beat them: they're both made up!
What do I win?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 19:17:13 UTC
Post #167809
A trip to kick moses' ass!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 19:36:43 UTC
Post #167812
I can offer you a beer?
il model one for ya'll ...When i can think clearly again offcourse.
il model one for ya'll
...When i can think clearly again offcourse.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 20:53:10 UTC
Post #167825
Yay, I beat them: they're both made up!hmmm
Quoting the God and Satan forums:
Does Seventh exist?
LOL, nub, Seventh-Monkey is only a story created by people to make you spell correctly.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 20:57:11 UTC
Post #167826
Heh heh heh. I would love to inspire such universal grammatical terror.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 21:39:26 UTC
Post #167830
Hahahaha!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 22:45:16 UTC
Post #167835
fuck ya's, dont step over me:
If God is in everywhere and everything, and Satan exists, doesn't that make God Satan also?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-11 23:36:03 UTC
Post #167843
you can say that god doesnt exist and ur all done
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 00:26:31 UTC
Post #167850
If I can't think of anything to write, why did I just write that?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 05:41:18 UTC
Post #167857
If the concept of "hell" means eternal punishment, is there anyone capable of commiting an eternal crime worth of such punishment? Wouldnt such punishment always be unfair and make "divine justice" seem totally unjust?
If punishment is suppossed to have a redeeming factor, how would it be possible that going to hell is a one-way trip?
We can conclude that there's no such thing as hell.
If there's no such thing as hell, why the hell did I just write all the above?
If punishment is suppossed to have a redeeming factor, how would it be possible that going to hell is a one-way trip?
We can conclude that there's no such thing as hell.
If there's no such thing as hell, why the hell did I just write all the above?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 05:43:34 UTC
Post #167858
Perhaps you're missing something... But I didn't catch it!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 06:01:43 UTC
Post #167862
Who said that they would eat the next thing that came out the chickens bottom
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 06:28:10 UTC
Post #167869
Wouldnt such punishment always be unfair and make "divine justice" seem totally unjust?Yeah, that's because whoever wrote that bit of the bible didn't write the other bit, and one guy was like "OMG SCARE PEOPLE INTO GIVING ME MUNNY LOL" and the other guy was like "hey, let's be nice to each other, yay". It's a terrible mess, as you can see from the state of the world today. Yeah, it's all your fault, anonymous people!
If punishment is suppossed to have a redeeming factor, how would it be possible that going to hell is a one-way trip?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 06:30:06 UTC
Post #167873
The prefix 'dys', as in 'dysfunctional', well, it's pretty obvious what that means. Stuck "lexicon" on the end... it's not exactly a deep thought, mate.kinda missing the point - its like the lisp thing, why call a dysfunction where complicated words are muddled 'dyslexia' rather than somthing more simple?
similarly, is you say lysdexia to a dyslexic person they will not understand what you mean.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 06:36:51 UTC
Post #167877
Most people aren't dyslexic, so it makes perfect sense to slot together very well-established words as opposed to just making something simple up to benefit 0.01% of the population, whilst leaving anyone who hasn't been told the meaning completely baffled.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-12 07:13:25 UTC
Post #167880
lisp has an s in it to prove that if someone says 'i have a lisp' you know instantly if they are telling the truth or not.
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