HOW TO HYPNOTIZE A CHICKEN
1) Grab the back of it's neck gently and direct it's gaze to ground directly infront of it, softly pushing it's head/beak level with the ground.
2) Using your finger or a stick, draw a line in the soil from the tip of it's beak straight out in the direction its looking.
3) Release it's head calmly and continue drawing the line for one or two metres (or until its out of the view of the chicken which should be facing down at the ground).
The chicken will be hypnotized and just stare at the ground infront of it for a good manner of time, longest recorded time is up to fourty-something minutes. More than enough time for you to turn it into this.