What Jokes did you play, or have played on you?
I put Baby Powder under my friend's doorway to his apartment, and blew hard through the crack between the door and the floor. Everything in his apartment was COVERED in white powder!
He, in return, gave me a fake lottery ticket which was a $1 million dollar winner. I forget how he made the thing, and for a second I really Thought I won $1 Million dollars!
asshole...
April Fools Day Jokes!
Created 18 years ago2006-04-02 13:41:50 UTC by
BrattyLord
Created 18 years ago2006-04-02 13:41:50 UTC by
BrattyLord
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 13:41:50 UTC
Post #172055
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 13:46:16 UTC
Post #172057
Good job..
Me and my bro took a rubberband and put it around the moveable sprayer thing on my sink, so when you turned on the water, it srpayed you in the face.
Sadly, we are stupid enough, forgot about it, and got sprayed ourselves :/
Me and my bro took a rubberband and put it around the moveable sprayer thing on my sink, so when you turned on the water, it srpayed you in the face.
Sadly, we are stupid enough, forgot about it, and got sprayed ourselves :/
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 14:06:11 UTC
Post #172062
I placed pepper on my friends dinner instead of salt...Oh I'm naughty...
Also mildly joked I was dying...Of course he didn't buy it cause I'm bad at lying.
Also mildly joked I was dying...Of course he didn't buy it cause I'm bad at lying.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 14:13:54 UTC
Post #172065
lol @ luke!! although I did something v. similar
created powerpoint pres, with embedded screamer video, then saved as pres, and placed on desktop, changed icon to internet icon, and then turned volume up. however, I double-clicked on it when my mum was watching me!!! PWN'D!!! she had a good laugh
created powerpoint pres, with embedded screamer video, then saved as pres, and placed on desktop, changed icon to internet icon, and then turned volume up. however, I double-clicked on it when my mum was watching me!!! PWN'D!!! she had a good laugh
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 14:28:59 UTC
Post #172070
I played no jokes, I am too old for such childish things.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 14:39:32 UTC
Post #172074
Hate to break it to you tycell, but alot of adults play april fools jokes. It's what lightens up the lives of a crappy society where you work day in day out until death graciously awards you with eternal sleep. Sounds like you're a scrooge 
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 14:57:29 UTC
Post #172077
Pfft, you are just boring Tycell.
You are gonna turn out to be one of those dudes who enjoys talking to his plants and reading books about how castles where made with limestone instead of granite, or some such thing. ;D
I actually didn't realise it was April 1st so I kinda missed out. D:
You are gonna turn out to be one of those dudes who enjoys talking to his plants and reading books about how castles where made with limestone instead of granite, or some such thing. ;D
I actually didn't realise it was April 1st so I kinda missed out. D:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 15:22:48 UTC
Post #172086
A guy at my job played a trick on me. He put some tomato juice and water over his hand, threw the knife he was cleaning somewhat in my direction and struggled toward me, his hand at his stomach. At first, I was confused - nobody is that clumsy to hit himself in the stomach - but then a girl (they were all in the complot...) ran towards him, shouting I had to call emergency and whatnot.
Now I'm no good with the interal comm system so I stood there, dazed... and then he stood up, laughing at me.
Then it suddenly hit me it was April first...
Evil colleagues indeed. Evil.
Now I'm no good with the interal comm system so I stood there, dazed... and then he stood up, laughing at me.
Then it suddenly hit me it was April first...
Evil colleagues indeed. Evil.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 15:31:26 UTC
Post #172087
i actually forgot it was april first. Reminds me of valves april fools a couple years back though
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 17:13:32 UTC
Post #172111
wat did they do?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 18:45:36 UTC
Post #172119
I don't think I've ever played a practical joke on anyone, really, nor had one played on me. No particular reason comes to mind.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 19:51:14 UTC
Post #172126
can't find what they did 2 years ago but heres last years
http://esports.ampednews.com/?page=offsite&link=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5zdGVhbXBvd2VyZWQuY29tL1N0ZWFtL01hcmtldGluZy9BcHJpbDEuMjAwNS8/bD1lbmdsaXNo
http://esports.ampednews.com/?page=offsite&link=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5zdGVhbXBvd2VyZWQuY29tL1N0ZWFtL01hcmtldGluZy9BcHJpbDEuMjAwNS8/bD1lbmdsaXNo
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 20:51:13 UTC
Post #172132
Heh, I remember actually believing that one. I didn't read throught the whole thing though, so I never actually got to the really ridiculous parts. I was surprised when I started playing and nothing seamed to changed... Oh, how stupid I was then.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 20:59:32 UTC
Post #172134
i loosened the lugs on my brothers car
his car then later broke down but his tire's fine
his car then later broke down but his tire's fine
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 21:22:52 UTC
Post #172135
thats just cruel
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 21:58:04 UTC
Post #172141
I put baking soda in the ketchup at my mom's place.
It blew up on my brother's burger and splatted ketchup in a 18 inch circular blast radius around his meal.
It blew up on my brother's burger and splatted ketchup in a 18 inch circular blast radius around his meal.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-02 22:24:50 UTC
Post #172142
Hah!
Thats great man!
I'll try that
Thats great man!
I'll try that
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 12:40:45 UTC
Post #172216
Either he's very very very dumb, or you're lying.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 12:52:49 UTC
Post #172217
He's lying
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 13:09:14 UTC
Post #172220
Noone believes you, ok? kthxbai
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 13:20:29 UTC
Post #172223
I loosened the brakes of my parents' car. When they tried to avoid crashing into some guy on the end of a hill the brakes failed .
.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 16:14:10 UTC
Post #172237
I was about to post a sickening post like that refering to putting a rag in my friends tailpipe...
beat me too it...
beat me too it...
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-03 21:24:03 UTC
Post #172267
I dissasembled my friends engine and filled the pistons with tar, then reassembeled it!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 03:16:37 UTC
Post #172287
I shot my friend. Oh, how we laughed!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 03:28:38 UTC
Post #172289
He was quite the fool!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 05:10:16 UTC
Post #172296
I told my sister that an apple tree had grown overnight in the backyard. She spent 20 minutes looking for it, I spent 20 minutes laughing.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 05:11:20 UTC
Post #172297
Dick Cheney! Beware!
ED: Bah, Trapt bet me posting.
ED: Bah, Trapt bet me posting.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-04 23:58:35 UTC
Post #172405
bad joke...Kick ass and smack on eye that's joke.... 
pull underwear and hook that to head that a joke too...hehehehehe(Pysco laugh)
pull underwear and hook that to head that a joke too...hehehehehe(Pysco laugh)
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 14:59:14 UTC
Post #172528
He was quite the fool!Haha ;D
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 15:11:40 UTC
Post #172532
I loosened the brakes of my parents' car. When they tried to avoid crashing into some guy on the end of a hill the brakes failedThat proves it. You are stupid, you could have killed or injured your parents. Whats more thats not a joke just vandalisim! What did you think at that moment? Your parents' car inside a building or off the road?
I told my sister that an apple tree had grown overnight in the backyard. She spent 20 minutes looking for it, I spent 20 minutes laughing.Haha
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 15:29:30 UTC
Post #172535
That proves it. You are stupid, you could have killed or injured your parents. Whats more thats not a joke just vandalisim! What did you think at that moment? Your parents' car inside a building or off the road?That proves it Elon, you're stupid.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 15:29:46 UTC
Post #172536
I pulled the old "Switch the salt with the sugar" gag at around 5:00 in the morning, I waited for my mom to wake up, and have her ritual coffee, then she spit it out all over the kitchen floor!
Also, a few years back, I told people I got Poison Ivy on my genitals, and when some of them reminisced about it happening to them as well, I said.. "Dude, April Fools, Sicko."
Also, a few years back, I told people I got Poison Ivy on my genitals, and when some of them reminisced about it happening to them as well, I said.. "Dude, April Fools, Sicko."
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 15:38:49 UTC
Post #172537
I put baking soda in the ketchup at my mom's place.That is the coolest thing ever.
It blew up on my brother's burger and splatted ketchup in a 18 inch circular blast radius around his meal.
The only thing i've ever done on april fools day was give warm water to my brother instead of cold
. I don't dare try anything else though; he gets ticked off really easy.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 15:59:12 UTC
Post #172541
If your gag knocks him out, you won't have to worry about that.
@ Elon
I believe he was kidding Elon... We don't need the 1st Grade lecture on how running people over with cars, and sabatoging people's brakes is bad.
@ Elon
I believe he was kidding Elon... We don't need the 1st Grade lecture on how running people over with cars, and sabatoging people's brakes is bad.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 16:48:22 UTC
Post #172560
word, what a own-goal
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-05 17:35:54 UTC
Post #172571
I played no jokes, I am too old for such childish things.Be always a kid or die dude
Haha i burned the bed of my bro while he was sleeping, what a nice joke!
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