101 Uses for the Salad Spinner

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:25:47 UTC Post #187171

Can we think up 101 uses for the famous Salad Spinner?

Ok, so this may seem just a little bizarre, but it could be fun. TWHL looks with utter disgust

I was looking at our Salad Spinner this evening (as you do) and within three minutes had thought up around 10 possible uses. What I need is the contribution from everyone here, to use their imagination to the upmost extend, and help me finish the list.

Here's was I have so far:

1) Salad Spinner

2) Helmet (minus inner colinder)

3) Bowl

4) Clothes washing machine

5) Face mask (inner colinder only)

6) Potato bruise remover - by placing potato onto spike in centre and using knife to remove offending bruise.

7) Storage unit

8) Hamster Cage

9) Minature boat

10) Fan - by rotating 'arms' quickly while top removed

So there you have it, a good start. Now im trying to limit this to vaguely serious objects, and no doubt this sentence will be quoted within a short period of time!

Think hard - and please contribute to this unique challenge (and please label your uses if you do!

alexb911

VOX

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:31:44 UTC Post #187172

Lift it for strength
Stand on it for balance
Kick it for whatever martial art you do

VOX

Mariowned

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:34:40 UTC Post #187173

u can move the lid up and down and talk in a funny voice

Mariowned

Soup Miner

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:39:53 UTC Post #187175

15) A toilet
16) Substitue for a 7-Eleven big gulp
17) A weapon(too generic? Too bad! Ohhhhhhhh burn!)

Soup Miner

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:43:01 UTC Post #187177

Cat dryer (spinn em dry)

Cat killer (smah em with it)

Cat carrier

Scarecrow for cats

Cat spinner

Cat comfuser

Cat storage area

Dead cat storage box

Tosse

Soup Miner

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:43:57 UTC Post #187178

You're supposed to keep up with the number too.
We're up to 25.

Soup Miner

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:54:42 UTC Post #187181

yeah, it works!

26) place a piece of paper inside the colinder, then put some paint on top, and spin it, so pretty patterns are made!!

--- (mum's idea, she works at a playschool you see!)

alexb911

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:58:30 UTC Post #187182

@alex: read 101 uses for a dead cat?

Tosse

G_KID

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 19:10:30 UTC Post #187184

27) Mashing potato? I'm not sure what the inside of one of those things looks like...

28) Use it as a shield...with blades or paddles or whatever the hell is attached to the lid...and you could be a knight in armour.

29) Use it to fight medusa?

G_KID

38_98

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 19:29:46 UTC Post #187187

30) Use it to take someone hostage

31) A substitute for a seat

32) A prop in a film

33) A substitute for anything shaped like a bowl

38_98Lord

Luke

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 19:31:01 UTC Post #187188

30. Put some milk, icecream, and chocolate syrup in it, spin it, and make some milkshapes

LukeLuke

Soup Miner

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 19:47:28 UTC Post #187191

31) A reference for a Half Life model.

Soup Miner

RotatorSplint

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 20:33:15 UTC Post #187197

32) A basket

33) A subject to talk about

34) A gift

RotatorSplint

Luke

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 20:36:26 UTC Post #187198

35. Something to make a stupid thread about :>

LukeLuke

Tosse

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 20:45:17 UTC Post #187200

36. something to make a good thread about.

37. Use it in porn.

38. Hit someone with it.

39. kill yourself with it.

40. mix chocolate in it.

Tosse

the Arcan

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-27 20:55:18 UTC Post #187202

gg on 35 and 36.

41. use it as a dome for playing with LEGOs

42. something to make time go by.

43. practice balancing it on ur fingure tips and spinning it. = coodination helper

the Arcan

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-28 05:35:30 UTC Post #187276

44) A frisbee

45) A water baloon burster

46) A sunlight reflector into centre (to heat food)

47) An umbrella

48) A shoe

49) A leathal spinning weapon (top arms)

50) A disguised drugs-carrier

alexb911

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-28 05:38:11 UTC Post #187277

48) A shoe

Please upload a video demonstrating that, just go for a walk up the block a few times and show us how it goes.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

RabidMonkey

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-28 06:36:55 UTC Post #187282

50 - Paint a spiral on the inner face, hold it up to somebody and rotate while saying "you are getting sleepy..."

51 - Rig some knives or other sharp objects to the spinny end and while charging at your enemy, rotate quickly! Spinning blades of death, yay!

RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap

Strider

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-28 06:41:44 UTC Post #187285

52) A Circumciser, use your imagination to find out how that works.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Elon Yariv

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-28 07:36:30 UTC Post #187292

53) A chain saw.

Elon Yariv

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-29 16:35:14 UTC Post #187500

hmmmm... we're really not going to make it to 101!

54) novelty computer case

55) oversized candle holder

56) manure spreader

57) babies toy (due to large parts!

)

58) dinner gong (metal versions only)

59) puke catcher

60) lawnmower

61) strimmer

62) Novelty light shade

63) ceiling fan

64) rat bath

65) baby bath

66) dinner bowl

67) easy-use stand (if turned upside down

)

alexb911

Unbreakable

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-29 16:57:00 UTC Post #187501

68) Sperm Bank

69)Substitute for a paperbag. (What? Some girls have odd shaped heads!)

UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!

RotatorSplint

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-29 17:54:05 UTC Post #187502

LOL!

70) with some modifications, a sub-woffer

71) Loose change holder

72) a hammer (not for mapping tho

)

RotatorSplint

n00b #2

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 19:53:42 UTC Post #187685

73) useless flailing object in hand

74) use two for butt shields

75) use two for boob or man boob shields

76) bra

n00b #2

38_98

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 22:29:13 UTC Post #187705

77) Use it as a basin to wash your baby in.

38_98Lord

LeFtY

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 23:06:18 UTC Post #187712

78) A testicle steriliser.

79) Cheese dip container (see item 78).

80) Butt plug (not for the faint hearted).

81) A boat for refugees.

82) To keep the ashes of loved ones in.

83) Drill a hole in it, put chain in hole, wear as ?Bling Bling?.

84) Flower pot.

85) Use it to store the Irish book of knowledge and the Italian book of war heroes.

86) Happy Hash stasher.

LeFtY

38_98

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 23:20:20 UTC Post #187715

87) Use it to place plastic explosives inside

88) Submit it to 'pimp my salad spinner'

38_98Lord

srry

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 23:23:19 UTC Post #187716

89) A CD case

90) A portable toilet

srry

Luke

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 23:39:34 UTC Post #187718

91. A suitcase.

92. A junk holder.

93. A file cabinet

94. a target for target practice

95. a self defense item

96. something to put magazines in when sitting on the john

97. a toilet paper holder

98. with some modifications, a speaker

99. a uber army helmet

100. a hubcap

And finally, 101. a seat

LukeLuke

n00b #2

Posted 17 years ago2006-06-30 23:55:39 UTC Post #187721

-_- way to take it all for yourself

n00b #2

the Arcan

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 00:23:18 UTC Post #187726

except that about 10 are the same just submitted by different peeps

the Arcan

ericms

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 00:28:21 UTC Post #187728

101.5) Something to catch totally sweet ninjas with

ericms

Archie

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 03:11:17 UTC Post #187747

101.6) Something to catch totally bitter ninjas with

101.7) attach it to car wheels and set it up to keep spinning while car is at standstill.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

srry

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 03:14:28 UTC Post #187748

101.7.5.8) Something to chop a pirates head off with!

srry

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 04:57:28 UTC Post #187756

whoa, that went quick! If some1 wants to start it off again with another object - you're welcome!

alexb911

Dr. Mapper

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 17:20:56 UTC Post #187837

Jimmi killed it :

What about... a card board box?

Dr. Mapper

Unbreakable

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 17:26:54 UTC Post #187838

How about a:

1. Home (How original eh?

)

UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!

^_^R@UsKu^_^

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 17:30:08 UTC Post #187839

sorry about that....
how about fork

^_^R@UsKu^_^

Mariowned

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 17:54:39 UTC Post #187841

strider you made me laugh twice

CARDBOARD BOX:

2. you can make medieval armor then dress up in it and have fights in the streets in front of the senior citizen homes (i have the video somewhere of my friends doing so if you want proof)

Mariowned

alexb911

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 18:07:11 UTC Post #187843

3) for storage

4) to help light a fire

5) A prop

6) A non-waterproof water tank

7) A chair (upturned)

8) A hiding place (for a very small person or a very large box)

alexb911

^_^R@UsKu^_^

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 18:13:30 UTC Post #187844

9) a weak bicyckle helmet

10) a subwoofer box

^_^R@UsKu^_^

Luke

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 18:19:36 UTC Post #187845

11. a poorly thought out boat.

LukeLuke

Gunter

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-01 18:24:07 UTC Post #187847

12. A dog house

13. A litter box

14. Shoes (it works perfectly!)

15. A cheap beating stick

Gunter

38_98

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-02 00:44:18 UTC Post #187882

16) Use it to kill someone with (if you know what to do)

17) Throw it at someone

18) Use it to pretend your a carboard box

38_98Lord

Elon Yariv

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-02 02:30:28 UTC Post #187895

19) A prison.

20) A cage.

21) A toilet sit.

22) A bathtub.

23) A blackboard- flatten it first then use a chulk to write on it!

24) A bed.

25) A bowl.

26) A shirt- use two boxes for that, one for the front part and one for the back.

27) A wagon- attach horses to it.

Elon Yariv

Penguinboy

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-02 03:10:23 UTC Post #187902

28) hit it with a crowbar
29) murder weapon in cluedo
30) something tho store your medkits and ammo in
31) potato box
32) put explosives in it and abandon it in an airport

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

Mariowned

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-03 21:42:02 UTC Post #188331

33) you can have a lemonade stand on it
34) drop a large cylinder onto it and use the box as a halfpipe
35) take a box cutter and carve out a detailed blade... take tape or string and attach the blade to a broom stick and now you have a halberd

Mariowned

srry

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-03 21:48:38 UTC Post #188332

36) Use it to pretend that you're some kind of supply, and sneak into the back of a truck, while they drive away with you... Worked in MGS!

srry

Penguinboy

Posted 17 years ago2006-07-03 22:48:46 UTC Post #188336

37) fill with random sharp objects and throw at spammers
38) case for a computer
39) meal for a hobo
40) cheap firestarter
41) seal gaps with tape and sail across the pacific
42) label with 'DRUGS' but really put gameboys in it, so you can successfully smuggle gameboys into columbia

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

101 Uses for the Salad Spinner Created 17 years ago2006-06-27 18:25:47 UTC by alexb911