Who would win in a fight? Created 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC Post #230516
A forum game. The rules are simple:

Someone posts 2 combatants, and you have to decide, WITH REASON who would win. After doing so, it's your turn to give 2 names.

I'll start the ball rolling with

Vader vs Woody Woodpecker
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:31:40 UTC Post #230518
Woody. Everyone knows he is the balance to the force and the true father to Anikan "Darth Vader" Skywalker. How else can he be an annoying little pecker without being killed by ninjas sith lords?

Shepard vs Freeman
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:36:37 UTC Post #230520
sheperd as in a sheepherder with a cane? In that case shepherd because he has legions of anonymous sheep to attack freeman with and as we all know, anon always wins.

Barney vs. Big birds imaginary friend Snufflelafagus
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:42:56 UTC Post #230521
Harry Potter vs. Lord Voldemort
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:53:01 UTC Post #230522
Dave and Arcan fail at understanding both rimrook and the rules, so we'll just blank those 2 posts, eh?

I say Shepard, because despite Gordon's quick grasp of firearms, a lucky scientist can't beat military training.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:53:44 UTC Post #230523
Barney vs. Big birds imaginary friend Snufflelafagus
Barney, all he need do is stop imagining him. :)

SPOILER ALERT!
Harry Potter vs. Lord Voldemort
Harry, because it says so. That and the fact its fucking obvious.

Crysis' NATO Marine vs Halo's Spartan.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 14:54:04 UTC Post #230524
Yeah but shepard doesnt have the egon gun now does he
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 15:29:22 UTC Post #230529
Shepard had the Displacer gun...

Spartan... everyone knows that Spartans can use the fuel rod gun. =O

Dave932932 vs. Ghetto
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 15:42:12 UTC Post #230531
dave
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:01:54 UTC Post #230534
Yeah, Dave. His awesome stupidity and lameness would far outweigh the extreme immaturity and ignorance of Ghetto.

Tetsu0, read the rules, you were supposed to make the next match.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:07:57 UTC Post #230535
ohhh
ok then, my bad.

Kool-aid guy vs Chester Cheetah
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:08:34 UTC Post #230536
no he wasn't because he didn't provide reason.

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you're up, srry.

edit:

nevermind :P
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:15:58 UTC Post #230537
Chester, as he is cool but Kool-aid guy is just a cool aid.

Next:
You Vs Me
ChickenFist ChickenFist<Witty Title>
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:17:39 UTC Post #230538
"you" being me, would definitly win for the coming reasons:
&gt;I said so
&gt;refer to above said
&gt;just because

Someone else can take the next one. im on a roll with my map right now.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:21:29 UTC Post #230540
Chuck Norris vs Ah-Nuld.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:33:53 UTC Post #230542
Arnie! He's a robot, who can kill predator and is good with kids. On top of that he's a governer aint he? Couldn't he like, get Chuck deported?

Kliener vs Breen
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:39:24 UTC Post #230543
Arnie never killed a Predator.

And nothing can stop Chuck Norris. :P
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:41:39 UTC Post #230544
Breen. He's got an army of :combine: :combine: :combine: :combine: :combine:

Top vs Bottom
(during sex)
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 16:44:07 UTC Post #230545
Arnie never killed a Predator.
He impaled one with a log and then it +console +kill itself. That'll do.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 18:39:42 UTC Post #230554
Bottom, rimrook. Bottom. You go deeper IMO

Felix vs Garfield
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 20:41:31 UTC Post #230561
Felix, Garfield is such a fatass.

Kind Kong vs. Godzilla
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 20:47:10 UTC Post #230562
Godzilla would win because he's a fucking dinosaur, and he doesn't get distracted by bitches in the crossfire.

Sexual Harassment Panda vs. Pedo Bear
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 20:48:29 UTC Post #230563
AHHH! EEETS GODZILLA!

KING Kong is already dead, besides, he's a monkey, Godzilla is a giant lizard that crushes building, Kong climbs them.

TWHL vs. MapCore

Edit: Shit WC beat me to it. Soo... @WC, Pedo Bear... just because he can do... whatever.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 20:53:01 UTC Post #230564
MapCore wins because I've never been there.

:heart: vs. :thefinger:
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 21:09:59 UTC Post #230567
:heart: wins because it's slightly less stupid an emoticon.

HL1 vs HL2
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 21:11:31 UTC Post #230568
onoz, not this.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 21:16:34 UTC Post #230569
HL1 for without it, HL2 would not be so.

HL:HS or HL:OIFH :glad:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 21:34:01 UTC Post #230570
OIFH because. it's off its fucking head!

Axe vs. Tag
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 22:37:10 UTC Post #230577
I like Tag's bottle better, so Tag.

To be, or not to be?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 23:16:03 UTC Post #230583
To be, if we were not to be, we wouldn't be. Whoa...

Combine vs. HECU
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 23:26:33 UTC Post #230584
Combine!!! They have everything HECU has with added biomechanics and telepathic slug lords!

Red Team vs Blue Team
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 23:27:17 UTC Post #230585
Can't I just answer with "Random Select" ? :(
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 23:28:33 UTC Post #230586
Zing.

I'll accept.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 01:09:20 UTC Post #230607
PSP vs gameboy colour

heres another:

Mods vs Machinima
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 01:27:05 UTC Post #230610
C. Richard Nixon.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 11:13:08 UTC Post #230629
Gameboy colour for the cool retroness and it has pokemon!

Stop breaking rules you idiots :P

IRC Vs. Forums
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 11:34:47 UTC Post #230630
IRC. For the lulz.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 12:15:06 UTC Post #230638
IRC, it's where the cool people hang.

Satchmo vs. Ant (in a fight)
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 12:18:00 UTC Post #230639
Satchmo. He'll whip out his ninja baby. (The kid's gotta be a ninja by now.)

Gman Vs Moulder from the X-Files
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 12:51:52 UTC Post #230641
Gman. Choosing Moulder would teleport me to a room full of alien grunts. Instantly.

Einstein vs Glasses (scientist skins)
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 13:20:06 UTC Post #230643
Glasses survives into HL2. Einstein doesn't. Natural selection, baby.

Doc vs Marty
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 13:23:01 UTC Post #230644
Doc! He would hit Marty with the flux capacitor!

Splinter Cell vs. Metal Gear
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 13:48:36 UTC Post #230647
Splinter Cell cause even if you're spotted you can just knife them the cheap way but with MGS you kept spotted and then you're fucked.
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 14:56:29 UTC Post #230650
Uh... no, you just have to stay hidden for long enough and the guards are eventually called off. :)
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 15:07:00 UTC Post #230651
Gay vs Emo
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 15:39:18 UTC Post #230655
Gays.
The emo's kill themselves. They suck at it, but they still have a disadvantage.

Neo Vs Superman
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 16:09:00 UTC Post #230659
Neo wears cooler sunglasses. Neo wins.

Jeremy Clarkson vs Richard Hammond
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 16:32:32 UTC Post #230663
hey.. I say superman.. Neo's weak/blind in real life, otherwise he's in the matrix.. and then all superman would have to do is pull that plug out of his head..

superman &gt; neo
TheGrimReafer TheGrimReaferADMININATOR
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 16:49:33 UTC Post #230665
Did you not see the second and third Matrix movies? They sucked hard, but Neo's power's aren't limited to the matrix. he goes all zappy on the machines, like zap zap!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-29 17:25:58 UTC Post #230666
but he's dead, lolz. also suprman has TEH LEET HEET VIZIONZ
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
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