Who would win in a fight?
Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by
Archie
Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by
Archie
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 08:27:16 UTC
Post #230860
I find most of uncyclopedia's articles terribly unfunny. But yeah, i found one or two things that made me lol there.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 08:38:10 UTC
Post #230861
Yeah I just looked at Encyclopedia Dramatica now.
It probably beats Uncyc, but like I said, you just need to know where to look, because some of them are really crap.
It probably beats Uncyc, but like I said, you just need to know where to look, because some of them are really crap.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 08:52:30 UTC
Post #230862
I lol'd at the weapons that should exist article... Yeah, i gotta lurk uncyclopedia moar...
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 09:04:38 UTC
Post #230863
Man, the 300 page goes on forever.
Oh and sorry, back on topic.
Oh and sorry, back on topic.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 20:58:33 UTC
Post #230920
ED is funnier, you just need to avoid certain nasty pages.
Tighty-whities vs Boxers
Tighty-whities vs Boxers
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 05:11:08 UTC
Post #230952
Boxers. need more room for our giants.
Daniel Craig vs Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig vs Pierce Brosnan
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 05:17:04 UTC
Post #230953
Daniel Craig. He's much less of a ponce and and he drowned a dude in a sink!
Jet Li vs Jackie Chan?
Jet Li vs Jackie Chan?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 05:20:06 UTC
Post #230954
Jackie Chan because... he's Jackie Chan. And not all of the movies he's starred in completely suck.
Keyboards VS. Mice
Keyboards VS. Mice
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 05:29:47 UTC
Post #230955
Hmmm thats a toughy. From a net browsing point of view the mouse would be good from browsing but you couldn't speak. You could with a keyboard but General browsing would be a bitch.
I have no idea. Can I choose Combi-Mouse?
I have no idea. Can I choose Combi-Mouse?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 07:54:06 UTC
Post #230957
that is the most rediculous thing ever.
Anyway, keyboard because you can do everything with it even without a mouse.
Long distance bus vs train with 2 changes.
Anyway, keyboard because you can do everything with it even without a mouse.
Long distance bus vs train with 2 changes.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 07:59:24 UTC
Post #230958
bus.
nobody answered:
lemons vs limes
nobody answered:
lemons vs limes
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 10:48:26 UTC
Post #230959
"Encyclopedia Dramatica vs. 4chan"
LOL - ED, but only cos I write for them (my ED name is Crakwhrrr).
Lemons vs Limes
Tricky - Lemonz have that ability to make you pull a funny face but I don't think that's much good in a fight, then again their juice does REALLY hurt if put in a wound of some description...
But: Lemons only get put in girly cocktail type drinks, while LIME goes in the neck of those Mexican beers and for after you've slammed a tequila (also Mexican), and no one wants to get in a fight in a Mexican bar (unless you are Mexican or insane) so I'm going with Lime for it's association with Mexican Bar's...and it knows it's way round a beer bottle which is always useful in a dust up.
Osama Bin Laden versus (the younger revolutionary, not the ancient old version of) Fidel Castro?
LOL - ED, but only cos I write for them (my ED name is Crakwhrrr).
Lemons vs Limes
Tricky - Lemonz have that ability to make you pull a funny face but I don't think that's much good in a fight, then again their juice does REALLY hurt if put in a wound of some description...
But: Lemons only get put in girly cocktail type drinks, while LIME goes in the neck of those Mexican beers and for after you've slammed a tequila (also Mexican), and no one wants to get in a fight in a Mexican bar (unless you are Mexican or insane) so I'm going with Lime for it's association with Mexican Bar's...and it knows it's way round a beer bottle which is always useful in a dust up.
Osama Bin Laden versus (the younger revolutionary, not the ancient old version of) Fidel Castro?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 11:21:35 UTC
Post #230965
Gorillas. Because it's the best war tactic ever. LOL, I'm so good at intentional puns.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 11:24:41 UTC
Post #230966
Not even....
and fail for not making another versus.
and fail for not making another versus.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 11:26:58 UTC
Post #230967
I forgot dammit.
Black Panthers vs. Ku Klux Klan
Black Panthers vs. Ku Klux Klan
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 12:08:31 UTC
Post #230970
Madness wins.
I have a better one.
Spartans vs Bus.
I have a better one.
Spartans vs Bus.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 12:18:03 UTC
Post #230971
That is madness!
I'd go for the spartans. Hell, they're 300 and there are like 30 people on the bus. Even if they were outnumbered, well, you know the rest.
NWA vs. G-Unit
I'd go for the spartans. Hell, they're 300 and there are like 30 people on the bus. Even if they were outnumbered, well, you know the rest.
NWA vs. G-Unit
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 13:56:40 UTC
Post #230979
NWA vs. G-UnitKu Klux Klan, because they have more members. [/pun]
Here's a good one...
Black Lingerie Vs. White Lingerie
@Penguinboy: Lemons make better weapons.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:12:57 UTC
Post #230992
Black Mesa, because its literally the original Half life, just a lot better.
shit Vs. crap
shit Vs. crap
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:13:41 UTC
Post #230993
HS is a pile of fetid compost compared to BM. (no offense to the devs...)
EDIT: Started writing before WC posted, shit is more satisfying to say, so it wins.
Samurai Vs. Ninjas
EDIT: Started writing before WC posted, shit is more satisfying to say, so it wins.
Samurai Vs. Ninjas
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:18:29 UTC
Post #230994
Ninjas, because they got spurz AND swords.
Headset vs. Mounted Mic (specifically directed towards the microphones)
Headset vs. Mounted Mic (specifically directed towards the microphones)
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:18:52 UTC
Post #230995
A ninja would win, because the samurais fight with rules and honor, the ninjas don't give a shit about those stuff, and just beat 'em the hell up.
Doom 3 vs. F.E.A.R.
Edit: Fuck, waz too slow
Doom 3 vs. F.E.A.R.
Edit: Fuck, waz too slow
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:24:44 UTC
Post #230996
A ninja would win, because the samurais fight with rules and honor, the ninjas don't give a shit about those stuff, and just beat 'em the hell up.Doesn't make samurai any less deadly, honor didn't slow them down in battle.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:36:08 UTC
Post #230998
Well, usually a samurai at least welcomed the opponent with a bow, a ninja didn't, and could just cut his head down, while bowing. Besides, the way they fought was different. A samurai rather focused on one attack, he's goal was to win / kill with one move. They were trained to do like that. The ninjas goal was to win - no matter how.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:38:59 UTC
Post #230999
F.E.A.R. wins because the story, gameplay, and visuals all kick the fuck out of Doom III.
Pirates VS. Ninjas (OHSHI-)
Pirates VS. Ninjas (OHSHI-)
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:43:45 UTC
Post #231000
Ninjas again. And what happened to mine?
So Headset vs Normal Mic again.
So Headset vs Normal Mic again.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 16:59:48 UTC
Post #231001
Headset, it's so much easier to work with.
Lava lamps vs. static lamps (lightning dealies).
Lava lamps vs. static lamps (lightning dealies).
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 17:05:33 UTC
Post #231002
Hmm, I've never had a lava lamp, but it would be nice. No battery replacement, but a bit more dangerous. Funky colors, but not static yellow/white colored light... but, I'd have to say lava lamp. (Although if i had one in my room, I'd probably tip it and break it within a week, that's my luck)
MSN vs AIM vs Yahoo! (three way!)
MSN vs AIM vs Yahoo! (three way!)
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 17:08:33 UTC
Post #231003
Static lamps have to take the cake. I have a hopeless obsession with those kind of lamps, so I have like 20 different lamps in my room ranging from lava lamps to disco balls to static lamps.
Trillian beats them all. It sounds like you wanted someone to bring up Trillian.
Trillian beats them all. It sounds like you wanted someone to bring up Trillian.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 17:27:31 UTC
Post #231004
I have a blue-green lava lamp in front of me, and a static lamp by the door. They own.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 17:32:20 UTC
Post #231005
Yes... my cracked version of trillian pro IS quite nice. Now wc, what about your versus?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 17:36:31 UTC
Post #231006
AH DUN FEEL LAIK IT, K?!
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 18:15:24 UTC
Post #231008
MSN obviously, because AIM is just complete bloated shit, and the only reason Yahoo got its own messenger was because all the cool kids were doing it. This has nothing to do with Trillian, although Pidgin pwns it any day of the week.
Rimrook VS. Kasperg
Rimrook VS. Kasperg
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 18:40:53 UTC
Post #231010
I prefer Kasperg's maps, personally. I like how they're more based on real life, plus he maps for Source.
Elves vs. Dwarfs (from Lord of the Rings)
Elves vs. Dwarfs (from Lord of the Rings)
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 19:11:02 UTC
Post #231013
Elves. Gotta love that fucking bow 
MMORPG vs MMOFPS
MMORPG vs MMOFPS
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 19:58:59 UTC
Post #231015
Both suck.
Next?
Next?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 20:32:22 UTC
Post #231016
I'd rather single player RPG's
Hillary Duff Vs Lindsay Lohan
Fist fight people
Fist fight.
Hillary Duff Vs Lindsay Lohan
Fist fight people
Fist fight.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:03:55 UTC
Post #231017
MMOFPS because there's almost none of them, and they sound cool, even if I've never played one.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:06:03 UTC
Post #231018
Hilliary Duff, just because she's better looking and far less of a slutty tramp... I think?
Digital SLR vs Film
Digital SLR vs Film
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:08:00 UTC
Post #231019
You're wrong, Strideh. And you blocked my edit.
Lindsay becuase at least she looks half decent.
Digital SLR because it's far easier to work and experiment with, plus the results are instant.
Nintendo Virtual Boy VS. Nokia N-Gage. lulz.
Lindsay becuase at least she looks half decent.
Digital SLR because it's far easier to work and experiment with, plus the results are instant.
Nintendo Virtual Boy VS. Nokia N-Gage. lulz.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:13:07 UTC
Post #231020
Film for the fucking win. SLR on film is fucking amazing.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:15:56 UTC
Post #231021
Digital everything FTW. gb2 1970.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:27:21 UTC
Post #231022
i loved my n-gague
wins
human assassin vs gargantua
wins
human assassin vs gargantua
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:31:05 UTC
Post #231023
...Gargatua. Human assassins wouldn't even be able to hurt it because they don't have explosives or gluon power.
OSIPR vs. 9mmAR
OSIPR vs. 9mmAR
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:38:08 UTC
Post #231024
9mmAR, who would want to program a grenade's trajectory & fuse every shot?
Xen vs. Combine Homeworld
Xen vs. Combine Homeworld
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:48:47 UTC
Post #231025
What the hell does the Combine Homeworld look like? Who ever said it even existed? Worst versus ever conceived.
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 21:58:32 UTC
Post #231026
Oh so angry!
Considering we know next to nothing about the Combine homeworld, i'm going with Xen.
Asteroids stretched across and endless expanse, full of alien flora and fauna. > The glimpse of sky and skyscrapers (?) we got at the end of HL2.
Square vs Circle
Considering we know next to nothing about the Combine homeworld, i'm going with Xen.
Asteroids stretched across and endless expanse, full of alien flora and fauna. > The glimpse of sky and skyscrapers (?) we got at the end of HL2.
Square vs Circle
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 22:01:31 UTC
Post #231027
Circle, you can do more with circle.
X vs. Triangle?
X vs. Triangle?
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 22:05:57 UTC
Post #231028
X because it's a cool shape and makes any title sound cool. Observe: Half-Life X-treme!
Working vs Bludging
Working vs Bludging
Posted 16 years ago2007-08-01 22:30:48 UTC
Post #231029
Dave I see what you did there.
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