Planet TWHL!

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC Post #268346

See that thar! Thats a whole world we found while surfing the rifts of space AND IT IS OURS FOR THE TAKING! I've already claimed my share as an example and defined the capital. The rules are simple. Pull this into MS Paint and stake a part of it with a color, name, and capital name and location. Do that and it is yours. You can provide any additional information about the location as you explored it, like lakes, rivers, mountains, deserts, landmarks, resources, and so on. Just don't clusterfuck it up.

Obvious infractions of the rules can be easily corrected, since we each take the previous image posted and MS Paint our claim into. A player CANNOT edit another player's claim. Once it is posted, it is final. Also, claiming areas can go no larger than roughly the example area, which is mine.

Once you have your claim and would like to update it, go ahead and do so and repost it.

The goal is to get the entire world explored, filled in, and tagged with locations.

Have at it guys!

RimrookSince 2003

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-17 23:30:02 UTC Post #268349

Take the name and be creative with it since I can't.

saw1833

TheGrimReafer

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-17 23:45:53 UTC Post #268351

Im adding my prison fortress to the map, the largest most inescapable prison in all of TWHLand!

TheGrimReaferADMININATOR

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-17 23:53:56 UTC Post #268352

the only prison in all of Planet TWHL!

saw1833

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 00:16:18 UTC Post #268353

Should have called it Pennsylvania.

RimrookSince 2003

Penguinboy

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 00:39:24 UTC Post #268354

So what's happening to this thing once it's finished?

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

Jessie

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 03:53:56 UTC Post #268355

Arena shall be famous for being the center of music. Everyone world famous will do their gigs there.

EDIT: Is Pen Island the name of all those islands?

JessieTrans Rights <3

Oskar Potatis

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 05:09:08 UTC Post #268356

The People's Republic of Soviet Germany-Australia

Norwegian justice system and Polish television. There are two Internets, one for left-handed and one for right-handed citizens. Most Soviet Germany-Australians hate the people of Penis Land for having stolen their colour. War is unpreventable.

Oskar Potatis🦔

m0p

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 05:29:43 UTC Post #268357

Zappaland is better than Metallaya. They've resurrected Frank Zappa and he is the president of Zappaland and Captain Beefheart is vice president (and he is also responsible for electricity production). Father Vivian O'blivion is the major of St. Alfonzo's Pancake City.

m0pIllogical.

Strider

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 05:34:58 UTC Post #268358

Ahh, Stridey Isles. Where the good people man and his cat live by the motto: "We may be small, but fuck you!"

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

SpaG

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 05:38:41 UTC Post #268359

Awesome town sells the best kebabs in the whole world! Come visit me!

SpaG

Daubster

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 05:57:12 UTC Post #268360

We dress, act and talk like Mitch Buchannon. Our anthem is Y.M.C.A, we have mandatory American Idol watching and our national drink is the Mojito.

Oh, and I claim the key to St. Alfonso's Pancake City!

EDIT: Hahah, nice country, potatis.

DaubsterVault Dweller

Saribous

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 06:44:07 UTC Post #268362

lol @ Mitch Buchannon island!

Saribous

Daubster

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 06:54:40 UTC Post #268363

Buchannon? D'oh.

DaubsterVault Dweller

Tetsu0

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 07:58:27 UTC Post #268364

Introducing the Provence of Cavalcadia.
With capital city Sho, and second largest by population, Prisma

Tetsu0Positive Chaos

kraken

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 08:01:56 UTC Post #268365

kraken

Penguinboy

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 08:04:51 UTC Post #268366

Next person please save as PNG, GIF is a terrible format.

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

ChickenFist

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 08:31:25 UTC Post #268369

The Macho Republic of Love (MRL) is a constitutional republic. National pasttimes include bearfighting in one of Bearfighterville's many arenas and manly hugging. The current bearfighting and hugging champion is Lars "The Barbarian" D?seld?rgmar. The most famous tourist attraction is the Dolph Lundgren Memorial. National motto: "We love you. Then we CRUSH YOU.".

ChickenFist<Witty Title>

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 09:25:30 UTC Post #268370

lmao as the sea monster

RimrookSince 2003

hlife_hotdog

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 09:32:02 UTC Post #268371

Hotdog Valley. A desolate place situated between two shark infested seas. The capital Lorenburg is a massive superdome, where the inhabitants trade and make a living. Fighting is not only a sport, but legal everywhere. People who enter Hotdog Valley do so at their own risk. The entire populace is nothing more than wild villains and hotshots who will kill you in a shot for a quick buck. Death races, arena combat and general torture are popular attractions in the the country.

(FYI, you should keep a distance of at least 100m from the leader Sir Hotdog. Failure to do so results in becoming his next meal

hlife_hotdogForever

hlife_hotdog

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 09:37:49 UTC Post #268372

sorry had to save as JPG...the PNG came out shit

hlife_hotdogForever

Taylor

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 09:43:58 UTC Post #268373

We, the Brotherhood Of Please-Fill-My-Glass-With-Beer Punks are a free and independent nation. The capital of our brotherhood is Scumton. We don't import anything from other states, only ourselves into Zappaland and ask for beer at the countless concerts and festivals, that are held there. At the time of our settlement, we were also thinking about settling near Metallaya, but after a short discussion, we came to the following conclusion: We don't like water. Or swimming.

TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch

Oskar Potatis

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:02:28 UTC Post #268374

I took the liberty of making a PNG version of Hotdog's map. I just cut out his part and pasted it into ChickenFist's map. Hotdog's JPEG map had artefacts. The thing about JPEG is that unless you save your image without compression, it will loose a lot of quality. After ten people have edited the same JPEG file, it will look really bad.

@Masta Killa: Note that Hotdog's part isn't in your map and your part isn't in the above map. To avoid confusion the best solution would be if you remade your part in the above map and a moderator could just replace the maps in the two above posts and remove this one.

Oskar Potatis🦔

Tetsu0

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:06:21 UTC Post #268375

can someone make a high-res version of this? It's kinda cramped and small. I think once more countries are founded, it'll be a slew of differing fonts and just very messy.

Tetsu0Positive Chaos

Oskar Potatis

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:23:10 UTC Post #268376

Moderator, please remove my previous post. It takes unnecessary space and could create confusion. To all others: just ignore it.

Since Masta Killa didn't include Hotdog's part in his map I made a version containing Hotdog's part and an editied version of Masta Killa's part and no JPEG artefacts:

Fix'd the spelling in the name of my island - Daub

Oskar Potatis🦔

Taylor

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:28:47 UTC Post #268377

I didn't notice hotdog's post until now (it wasn't there, when I started mine) - but you've already done the job for me.

Thanks, potatis.

TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:32:12 UTC Post #268378

if this happens again, it should be high-res.

RimrookSince 2003

Strider

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 10:56:51 UTC Post #268379

Should definitely happen again, it's a fun idea.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 11:07:37 UTC Post #268380

Well before we expand to a new world, we must dominate this one first.

RimrookSince 2003

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 11:36:04 UTC Post #268382

So someone just color in the rest of the spaces for your own, because you're world dominator like that?

saw1833

Penguinboy

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 11:38:18 UTC Post #268383

Someone fix up the overlapping that's happening with the words in the top left corner. Maybe redo the last few in a smaller font?

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

The Mad Carrot

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 11:51:57 UTC Post #268384

This is fun!

The Mad Carrot

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 11:59:29 UTC Post #268385

Notice that half-way thru Dauby's island gets a name change, and a move in position =P

I'll keep watching this .gif just to see that.

saw1833

Tetsu0

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 12:45:52 UTC Post #268386

Well can i have that whole stretch of island i'm on if nobody else claims it?

Tetsu0Positive Chaos

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 13:05:03 UTC Post #268387

FOOL! Don't ask you pitiful being, just take it and run! Action now, questions later.

saw1833

Luke

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 13:16:04 UTC Post #268388

Land of Cunts.

Oh, and I realize conchas in spanish is "sweet bread". But Babelfish told me it was cunts in spanish, so I ran with it.

LukeLuke

saw1833

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:03:37 UTC Post #268390

"Conchuda" is cunt as far as I know...

saw1833

Tetsu0

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:07:51 UTC Post #268391

The local natives were pissing off Cavalcadia, so they swept in and destoryed them with disease and superior weaponry. They then erected a bridge connecting Nodrog (Pronounced: Nod - rog) and Prisma to cut the cost of trading in half.

Political note: Sho's ports are open for trade as well.

Tetsu0Positive Chaos

Daubster

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:12:35 UTC Post #268393

Notice that half-way thru Dauby's island gets a name change, and a move in position =P

.. just one of the benefits of having a pontoon island!

DaubsterVault Dweller

Notewell

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:21:28 UTC Post #268395

Ah, I'll just find a nice beach in view of the Muzz F. Space centre. Once I get used to the roar of the shuttle rockets, it'll be nice and peaceful.

NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER

Alabastor_Twob

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:27:35 UTC Post #268396

The Arena of Chaos and Death, a rich, prosperous nation, with many friendly inhabitants.

Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:45:40 UTC Post #268397

Terra De Conchas is too big. Having just one of the two parts is acceptible.

Although if no one else cares I can't really complain. Maybe we can cut provinces or something. Might be wise to further the level of control and management. Don't want any anarchy now do we?

EDIT: Rimrookopia has built roads.

RimrookSince 2003

Luke

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:51:02 UTC Post #268398

No one said I couldn't have it all, so I did.

LukeLuke

Oskar Potatis

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 14:57:40 UTC Post #268399

From first post:

claiming areas can go no larger than roughly the example area, which is mine.

Oskar Potatis🦔

DiscoStu

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:10:32 UTC Post #268400

I hereby introduce you the Kingdom of Varkovia.

The capital is Pencilvania, it has the most renowned University of Architecture and its view is dominated by the legendary Germanstra?enburg where the King resides. The sister cities Earth, Wind and Fire are home to the best recording studios and dance halls, and the damned city of Amsterdamn has the main sea trade port.

"Conchuda" is cunt as far as I know...

"Concha" is cunt in Latin America, "conchuda" would translate to "cunty" (as in "cunty bitch") and "co?o" in Spain (where "concha" just means shell). Dare call someone Shelly now?

Edit: damn! so many posts while the Kingdom was being cartograped! Gotta go to uni now, can't merge them. Can someone else?

DiscoStu

Archie

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:16:31 UTC Post #268401

i'll merge. Don't add anything new til i post the updated one

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

Rimrook

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:27:50 UTC Post #268402

We could declare Tierra de Concha a wildlife preserve... being the land of cunts I think that would be a good idea.

RimrookSince 2003

Archie

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:35:37 UTC Post #268403

A brutal war resulted in Occupation and dispertion of the Northern Island Nation of Tierra de Concha, backed by a vote in favour of the act of war by TWHUN (The Whole Half-United Nations)

Out of the ashes grew Hunterna, a prosperous country with an extremely successful sea trading operation.

The nation's currency is the Archie. ?1 = 0.5A

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

Luke

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:37:02 UTC Post #268404

Hunter, you cunt.

LukeLuke

Tetsu0

Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:40:15 UTC Post #268405

In the next update could someone change my city: Nodrod to Nodrog.
In my haste i spelled it wrong.
Curses.

Tetsu0Positive Chaos

Planet TWHL! Created 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by Rimrook