Hunter, you cunt.No, he USED to be. After the war he gained independance.
Planet TWHL!
Created 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by
Rimrook
Created 15 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by
Rimrook
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:40:16 UTC
Post #268406
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:42:25 UTC
Post #268407
LMFAO that's the funniest damn thing i've heard on this forum on quite some time.
I'm still laughing. Out loud i swear to god.
I'm still laughing. Out loud i swear to god.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:49:27 UTC
Post #268408
ROFL'd as well.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 15:57:15 UTC
Post #268409
I did'nt think it would be that funny... 
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 16:18:33 UTC
Post #268410
So what's the scale of the map then?
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:37:30 UTC
Post #268415
FOR THE MOTHERLAND SNARKISTAN WILL PREVAIL HEIL ALMIGHTY SNARK!
Offcourse we strive to a peacefull transition for the neighbouring nations to a powerfull alliance.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:38:57 UTC
Post #268416
I am making an interactive map (WIP).
Because I can... and because I have too much free time.
Because I can... and because I have too much free time.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:45:19 UTC
Post #268417
FOR THE MOTHERLAND SNARKISTAN WILL PREVAIL HEIL ALMIGHTY SNARK!You can't do that. And now you have to pay.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:47:15 UTC
Post #268418
Well. It appears the Snarkian people did! The government has taken seat in Snarkgrad to dictate the layout of the country.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:51:00 UTC
Post #268419
No, Raver. TWHUN won't let Snarkistan take so much land from under-developed countries.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:53:04 UTC
Post #268420
In the future my son will lead mankind in a war against Snark, an evil dictator programmed to destroy the world.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:56:28 UTC
Post #268421
I have merely taken wat belongs to the people, and have not taking anything that wasnt already abandoned land anyway! We are peacefull nation!
On a happier note, Snarkistan has started development of a space and sattelite program in the northern territories, more news following soon!
On a happier note, Snarkistan has started development of a space and sattelite program in the northern territories, more news following soon!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 17:59:32 UTC
Post #268422
But you have not enough minerals to match the space program of Muzzleland!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:00:37 UTC
Post #268423
Ohshit.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:00:46 UTC
Post #268424
Thank you for this valuable information, we will start mining as soon as we have followed the mountain trails!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:04:41 UTC
Post #268425
On a happier note, Snarkistan has started development of a space and sattelite program in the northern territories, more news following soon!That's fine, but space launches are my business. Im not funding the Muzz F. Space Center for nothing! If you need launch capabilities, just ring, and ill let you use the facilities at the Muzz F. Space Center.
And no, its not for free.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:07:04 UTC
Post #268426
Stupid slow internet letting my post through seven posts too late.
Anyway, The Arena of Chaos and Death is a prosperous nation, with lots of space program based resources. It's also situated between the two countries with space programs, who may want to compete for these resources. This could work out quite well for me.
(unless of course one of you decides to just bomb the shit out of TAoCaD and take it by force)
Anyway, The Arena of Chaos and Death is a prosperous nation, with lots of space program based resources. It's also situated between the two countries with space programs, who may want to compete for these resources. This could work out quite well for me.
(unless of course one of you decides to just bomb the shit out of TAoCaD and take it by force)
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:09:37 UTC
Post #268427
I can't see whats been happening, that last pic from pepper won't load.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:10:03 UTC
Post #268428
im working on a updated map!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:11:32 UTC
Post #268429
Call me crazy, but im Sticky'ing this. This is awesome!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:20:54 UTC
Post #268430
Oskeral Space center has started research into basic rocketry madness! With the help of a supply ship from the ACME factory.
Construction on a pan continental highway has started for benefit of all neighbours.
EDIT: Snarkistan is proud to announce the research to the Ozikil 1 rocket, named after the scientist that failed to see the flight of stairs whilst cycling on his uni-cycle.
This after failed negotiations with Muzzland.
EDIT: Snarkistan is proud to announce the research to the Ozikil 1 rocket, named after the scientist that failed to see the flight of stairs whilst cycling on his uni-cycle.
This after failed negotiations with Muzzland.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:24:23 UTC
Post #268431
Muzzleland started developing the Atomex II launch vehicle, suitable for delivering payloads and supplies to the TWHL Space Station (yet to be build).
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:31:11 UTC
Post #268432
Yeah in the next update, wipe that mario thing off too it was a terrible attempt at a joke and looks tacky... unless a crapload more items pop up on the map but I doubt that.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:33:36 UTC
Post #268433
Updating map!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:38:21 UTC
Post #268434
I think its best that whoever is currenly working/updating the map should say WIP or Updating map, so that other people know someone is working on it right now, and that they'll have to wait until the work is compled.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:40:17 UTC
Post #268435
I think we may get to a second planet by the end of the evening... given there are at least 2 or 3 more people who can chip in...
...actually that little "help" from the castle is kinda suiting next to the mighty Snarkistan.
Stupid Snarkistanians and their interwebs.
...actually that little "help" from the castle is kinda suiting next to the mighty Snarkistan.
Stupid Snarkistanians and their interwebs.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:49:50 UTC
Post #268436
Latest version:
Name change for the Muzz F. Mesa Space Center.
New Ajaccio founded.
New Ajaccio founded.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:55:10 UTC
Post #268437
Tierra De Conchas is erecting a statue for it's namesake. Say hello to the world's largest cunt by 2012.
The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 18:59:51 UTC
Post #268438
I just realised. Why do you need to research new rocket technology to get into space?
Edit: I'm surprised that anyone hasn't mentioned the unfairness of Luke country being split, and Snarkistan covering half a continent.
Thats a whole world we found while surfing the rifts of spaceIf we found this world, and then moved to it, I think that our space faring technology would be pretty advanced.
Edit: I'm surprised that anyone hasn't mentioned the unfairness of Luke country being split, and Snarkistan covering half a continent.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:03:19 UTC
Post #268439
Tierra De Conchas is erecting a statue for it's namesake. Say hello to the world's largest cunt by 2012.Will the statue say "Tierra De Conchas Public enemy #1? 'Cause that's who he is.
The current record is held by Hunter. As himself.
Edit: I'm surprised that anyone hasn't mentioned the unfairness of Luke country being split, and Snarkistan covering half a continent.Luke's conuntry was half a contenent, and Snarkistan will be split soon.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:10:19 UTC
Post #268440
I don't think any country wants the Macho Republic as a neighbor... I thought there was going to be a patch of white surrounding it where it is no-man's-land.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:13:34 UTC
Post #268441
(And no, Van Damme is not a city. It's Van Damme. He is marked on the map.)
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:23:38 UTC
Post #268442
The Brotherhood Of PFMGWB Punks welcome the settlers of Snarkistan. They gleefully invite them to pogo to their favorite songs from Exploited, and beat the living shit out of those, who happen to have beer with them.
Although rejecting any kind and form of imports, the members of the Brotherhood ask the Snarkistanese, if they could supply them with manpower, so that they can establish their very own brewery.
Although rejecting any kind and form of imports, the members of the Brotherhood ask the Snarkistanese, if they could supply them with manpower, so that they can establish their very own brewery.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 19:42:13 UTC
Post #268443
Ah, I'll just find a nice beach in view of the Muzz F. Space centre.Is embassy now.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:34:47 UTC
Post #268444
Oh someone please take over that dick shaped island on the left! I've been waiting all day!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:40:04 UTC
Post #268445
Looks a little bit like Sweden and Finland.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:44:23 UTC
Post #268446
GRRRRRR!!!! The citizens are of Hotdog Valley are not happy!!! Snarkians are no fun to kill!!! Whats more their horrible dictatorship means nobody ever passes through and visit (or get horribly killed and tortured!!!) I'm Thinking about making war here if Snarkistan does not give up a path to "Brotherhood of please fill my glass with beer punks"
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 20:50:24 UTC
Post #268447
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:02:26 UTC
Post #268448
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:11:51 UTC
Post #268449
Mmmm...Soviet Pizza...
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:12:02 UTC
Post #268450
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:16:15 UTC
Post #268451
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:18:58 UTC
Post #268452
And thus, the map of TWHL planet #1 is complete.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:21:33 UTC
Post #268453
It's actually less fucked up than Earth. I think.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:27:20 UTC
Post #268454
A lot less war on our planet, and every citizen knows what a BSP is. Now someone make a GIF of every stage in the creation of these nations, please!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 21:33:37 UTC
Post #268455
I think if more of these are created, they should be decently bigger so more creativity can be jammed in. Also, I didn't see one war.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:00:10 UTC
Post #268456
Maybe two countries could declare war, and the winner could be decided via a two player conquest type online game?
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:11:34 UTC
Post #268457
Disaster!
Hunteria, in an attempt to win the race to a nuclear arsenal, carelessly allowed an incident at a weapons research facility which resulted in a nuclear blast.
Most of Hunteria is in nuclear winter, and the TWHUN has been dispersing refugees to various other nations.
The death toll is an estimated 2.6m
In lighter news, with all eyes on the sky as Muzzleland's space program advances rapidly, a civillian astronomer from the outskirts of Nodrog has spotted what he believes to be another hospitable planet in the solar system.
Images sent to the Muzz F. Mesa Space Centre prove to be extremely promising, and the whole world waits in bated breath for a nation to make planetfall!
Who says we can't govern two planets at the same time?
Hunteria, in an attempt to win the race to a nuclear arsenal, carelessly allowed an incident at a weapons research facility which resulted in a nuclear blast.
Most of Hunteria is in nuclear winter, and the TWHUN has been dispersing refugees to various other nations.
The death toll is an estimated 2.6m
Images sent to the Muzz F. Mesa Space Centre prove to be extremely promising, and the whole world waits in bated breath for a nation to make planetfall!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:32:59 UTC
Post #268458
Upon arrival of said world, (Yet to be named by consensus of the TWHUN) Nodrog's colonists discovered that the planet, was in-fact already inhabited by strange creatures. In an gesture of good-faith, let it be known that the first ever inter-planetary embassy be founded by Cavalcadia.
All other non-hostile governments welcome.
We have beer and nachos in the cafe' and our brewery runs non-stop.
All other non-hostile governments welcome.
We have beer and nachos in the cafe' and our brewery runs non-stop.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-18 22:38:02 UTC
Post #268459
upon arrival, a much more acurate map is created.
(you posted while I was editing :3)
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