Life Achievements
Created 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC by
hlife_hotdog
Created 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC by
hlife_hotdog
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 04:38:43 UTC
Post #268832
We all know that the latest craze with games is achievements. But these could go so much further!! I'm making up a list of 'Life Achievements'...and we can make them just like real steam achievements!!! Ideas???
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 05:37:54 UTC
Post #268834
Can you be more specific?
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 07:50:52 UTC
Post #268840
Fail at life: Spend your entire life being unsucessful, and get shot while on your deathbed.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 09:28:52 UTC
Post #268843
Well...think of the Steam or XBox achievements or the PS3's trophies...they get quirky names and mixed goals...for example...the first one HAS to be:
Achievement: Beginnings
Requirement: Get Born
Achievement: Beginnings
Requirement: Get Born
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 16:49:43 UTC
Post #268869
I see.
Also, the example you made? I'm sure you know that the only way that people could be able of aknowledging its existence is by achieving it.
EDIT: I predict will get Fail at Life.
Also, the example you made? I'm sure you know that the only way that people could be able of aknowledging its existence is by achieving it.
EDIT: I predict will get Fail at Life.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:22:29 UTC
Post #268871
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:26:01 UTC
Post #268873
lol.
Master of the Spies:
Collect 9001 knives in one life.
Master of the Spies:
Collect 9001 knives in one life.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-25 17:32:40 UTC
Post #268874
Come to think of it, I like this one better:
And before anyone else does:
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-26 02:04:13 UTC
Post #268936
HAHA...nice...how about:
Achievement: Playing the Field
Requirement: Achieve 12 One Night Stands
Achievement: Playing the Field
Requirement: Achieve 12 One Night Stands
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-27 19:58:52 UTC
Post #268980
Achievement: "DING LVL 40!"
Requirement: Loose all your RL friends by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 50!"
Requirement: Loose your relationship by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 60!"
Requirement: Loose your job by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 70!"
Requirement: Complete all previous "DING LVL..." achievements and don't commit suicide.
Requirement: Loose all your RL friends by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 50!"
Requirement: Loose your relationship by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 60!"
Requirement: Loose your job by excessively playing an MMORPG
Achievement: "DING LVL 70!"
Requirement: Complete all previous "DING LVL..." achievements and don't commit suicide.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-27 23:22:28 UTC
Post #268989
Achievement: "Urby"
Requirement: Spell 'lose' incorrectly 3 times in a row.
Requirement: Spell 'lose' incorrectly 3 times in a row.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 00:18:51 UTC
Post #268990
My favorite IRL achievement ever is Lightswitch Ninja: Flip 1,000,000 light switches.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 01:32:47 UTC
Post #268993
Lol...nicely named achievement Blitz.
Achievement: "Glueless"
Requirement: Get fired from 5 different jobs in a row
Achievement: "Glueless"
Requirement: Get fired from 5 different jobs in a row
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 03:03:35 UTC
Post #269003
Fired from jobs in a row? Do you mean as opposed to quitting?
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 04:06:55 UTC
Post #269005
Yes, you have to get fired! This is fun, i'm recording all of these and making a mock Steam page. Give me some more ideas!!
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 07:23:07 UTC
Post #269012
Achievement: "Urby"I spelt it wrong once and copy pasted. So
Requirement: Spell 'lose' incorrectly 3 times in a row.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-28 17:20:01 UTC
Post #269067
Achievement: "Darkie"
Requirements: Have an stupid name that no one really likes, but never change it.
Requirements: Have an stupid name that no one really likes, but never change it.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-29 07:32:29 UTC
Post #269111
Achievement: "potatis_invalido"
Requirements: Have a 16 character nickname when TWHL only accepts 15.
Requirements: Have a 16 character nickname when TWHL only accepts 15.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 03:47:36 UTC
Post #269157
Achievement: "The SIMple life"
Requirements: Create yourself in a popular life simulation videogame and become more successful than you are in RL
Requirements: Create yourself in a popular life simulation videogame and become more successful than you are in RL
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 04:27:36 UTC
Post #269158
Achievement: "Athletic man"
Requirements: Lift 2,000,000 weights in a year.
Achievement: "Ultra toilet"
Requirements: Use 10 toilet papers to wipe your ass in a day.
Achievement: "Electro"
Requirements: Shock yourself 10 times in a month.
Achievement: "Intelectual"
Requirements: Read 4 200pg books in a week.
Achievement: "CatScare"
Requirements: Throw 20 cats on your grandmas old oven.
Achievement: "ChickenFist"
Requirements: Take 50 fights with chickens.
Achievement: "PainDude"
Requirements: Cut yourself accidentally 100 times with the knife in a month.
Achievement: "Shit"
Requirements: Say "shit"(doesn't matter in what expressions ... could be holy shit, fucking shit etc...) 1000 times in a week.
Achievement: "Buddhist"
Requirements: Protect 500 insects from being crushed by friends.
Achievement: "Nudist"
Requirements: Go at least 5 times on a nudist beach during lifetime OR crazy run naked in front of your house.
Achievement: "Cheater"
Requirements: Impulse 101 on the streets.
Achievement: "OH MY GOD"
Requirements: Shit yourself in a restaurant.
Achievement: "Mapper"
Requirements: Make 50,000 maps during lifetime.
Achievement: "Guiness Mapper"
Requirements: Make 500,000 maps during lifetime.
Achievement: "No life"
Requirements: Spend 16 hours a day playing an MMO.
Achievement: "Virtual life"
Requirements: Spend 2 days in a row playing second life.
Achievement: "Bird"
Requirements: Jump from the 5th floor 10 times in a year.
Achievement: "Achievement writer"
Requirements: Write 50 achievements on twhl.
Achievement: "Hacker"
Requirements: Ban Penguinboy.
Achievement: "CourageMan"
Requirements: Insulte Luke.
Achievement: "Big eyes"
Requirements: Take 10,000,000 pictures in 40 years.
Achievement: "Yes man"
Requirements: Say yes to either question you're being asked for the next 2 weeks.
Achievement: "KickAss"
Requirements: Be kicked in the ass 50 times in 1 year.
Achievement: "Moneymaker"
Requirements: Win 10,000$ from websites.
Achievement: "ChrisPirillo"
Requirements: Post 50 videos on youtube showing how lame you are and making weird faces.
Achievement: "BinLaden"
Requirements: Use 10 grenades in shops. Go crazy, just like in gta4.
Achievement: "Physics sucks"
Requirements: Go crazy like this guy
If I have further ideas I'll come with some ....
Requirements: Lift 2,000,000 weights in a year.
Achievement: "Ultra toilet"
Requirements: Use 10 toilet papers to wipe your ass in a day.
Achievement: "Electro"
Requirements: Shock yourself 10 times in a month.
Achievement: "Intelectual"
Requirements: Read 4 200pg books in a week.
Achievement: "CatScare"
Requirements: Throw 20 cats on your grandmas old oven.
Achievement: "ChickenFist"
Requirements: Take 50 fights with chickens.
Achievement: "PainDude"
Requirements: Cut yourself accidentally 100 times with the knife in a month.
Achievement: "Shit"
Requirements: Say "shit"(doesn't matter in what expressions ... could be holy shit, fucking shit etc...) 1000 times in a week.
Achievement: "Buddhist"
Requirements: Protect 500 insects from being crushed by friends.
Achievement: "Nudist"
Requirements: Go at least 5 times on a nudist beach during lifetime OR crazy run naked in front of your house.
Achievement: "Cheater"
Requirements: Impulse 101 on the streets.
Achievement: "OH MY GOD"
Requirements: Shit yourself in a restaurant.
Achievement: "Mapper"
Requirements: Make 50,000 maps during lifetime.
Achievement: "Guiness Mapper"
Requirements: Make 500,000 maps during lifetime.
Achievement: "No life"
Requirements: Spend 16 hours a day playing an MMO.
Achievement: "Virtual life"
Requirements: Spend 2 days in a row playing second life.
Achievement: "Bird"
Requirements: Jump from the 5th floor 10 times in a year.
Achievement: "Achievement writer"
Requirements: Write 50 achievements on twhl.
Achievement: "Hacker"
Requirements: Ban Penguinboy.
Achievement: "CourageMan"
Requirements: Insulte Luke.
Achievement: "Big eyes"
Requirements: Take 10,000,000 pictures in 40 years.
Achievement: "Yes man"
Requirements: Say yes to either question you're being asked for the next 2 weeks.
Achievement: "KickAss"
Requirements: Be kicked in the ass 50 times in 1 year.
Achievement: "Moneymaker"
Requirements: Win 10,000$ from websites.
Achievement: "ChrisPirillo"
Requirements: Post 50 videos on youtube showing how lame you are and making weird faces.
Achievement: "BinLaden"
Requirements: Use 10 grenades in shops. Go crazy, just like in gta4.
Achievement: "Physics sucks"
Requirements: Go crazy like this guy
If I have further ideas I'll come with some ....
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 05:41:21 UTC
Post #269159
Achievement: The_(Failed)Comedian
Requirements: Make so many awful attempts at humor everybody just ignores you
Requirements: Make so many awful attempts at humor everybody just ignores you
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 06:05:27 UTC
Post #269160
Lol...I'll use some of then and alter others...hey even srry's is good with a little modification...There might be a vote at the end for the top 30 if we have more than that...
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 09:04:23 UTC
Post #269170
Achievement: Carlos MenciaFixed this one for you.
Requirements: Make so many awful attempts at humor everybody just ignores you
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 09:22:23 UTC
Post #269171
His new stuff is better than his old stuff.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 12:02:53 UTC
Post #269175
Lol wtf ? I was just posting some achievements.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 12:44:04 UTC
Post #269176
OMGWTFBBQ -
Actually make sense saying this in a real-life situation 10 times in a year.
Actually make sense saying this in a real-life situation 10 times in a year.
Posted 15 years ago2009-06-30 16:43:21 UTC
Post #269177
OMG WTF A BBQ?! IN WINTER!?
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-11 18:50:48 UTC
Post #269922
So the threads old, sue me, but after seeing this in the news, I think this qualifies as a good achievment.
Achievent: Epic Fail.
Description: Attempt suicide three times, but fail.
Might have some more later.
Achievent: Epic Fail.
Description: Attempt suicide three times, but fail.
Might have some more later.
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-11 19:36:40 UTC
Post #269925
Where did you see that?
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-13 20:48:37 UTC
Post #270065
Lol...yes, i've been otherwise occupied...but i am going ahead with this lol...i invented a new one:
Achievent: Messing With God
Description: Annoy the crap out of an Admin of a website or LAN party
(I actually deserve this one, I completely owned one of the Admins of the LAn party I went to at Gang Garrison 2. Lol, later on I had to register for an official CSS comp and when I said my user name, he screamed: "So YOU'RE HLIFEHOTDOG!!!!"
Achievent: Messing With God
Description: Annoy the crap out of an Admin of a website or LAN party
(I actually deserve this one, I completely owned one of the Admins of the LAn party I went to at Gang Garrison 2. Lol, later on I had to register for an official CSS comp and when I said my user name, he screamed: "So YOU'RE HLIFEHOTDOG!!!!"
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-14 16:06:56 UTC
Post #270070
Achievment!
I made that for the heck of it, but then posted it because she thought it'd be funny.
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-14 16:09:52 UTC
Post #270122
lolz heck yesh!! Indeed I do have wicked awesome fail skillz =P =D
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-15 05:01:25 UTC
Post #270173
I don't get it. "Alyssa" isn't how you spell "Yodalman".
Posted 15 years ago2009-07-15 13:42:58 UTC
Post #270208
Oh trust me, Yodalman doesn't come close to this kind of fail. Its something you have to see for yourself.
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