Personal Sex Robot? Created 14 years ago2010-01-09 13:52:56 UTC by Tetsu0

Forgot to mention: NSFW!!

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http://www.physorg.com/news182250255.html

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/CES/high-tech-sex-porn-flirts-cutting-edge/story?id=9511040

That's right ladies and Germs, for the not-so-skimpy price of 7K-9KUSD, you can have your very own personal sex robot!
Doesn't really move on it's own but it's programmed to interact with you, feel your touch, like what you like, and receive wireless updates automatically! It's the 'perfect woman' at 5'7" weighing in at 120lbs, and sporting a full C-cup.

Jesus Christ, Has our world really come to this?

I suppose now you all acknowledge that religion isn't meant to be bad, it's meant to keep control of the madness.
If you consider my comment not appropriate, then don't discuss on this thing, I don't want to transform a thread into a chaos.

This is just a little one more step for the human race degradation.

Just in: Urby's faith in humanity is down 50%

I heard about this on a comedy news show once. Sounded stupid.
Anyone who buys this is a robophile.

Now you're thinking with simulated sexual intercourse!

AWESOME!!!.. I almost want one..

but it doesn't move on its own.. thats a bummer..

..

I mean literally.. After I'm done savagely pounding at this pile of rocks like a cave man against a wall painting...

How's it going to clean all that jib up off it's cutesy (and my model, most likely resembling ami onuki's) little robot face.. and make me food afterwards.. and drawl my manga for me.. and change the television channels..

that thing sucks compared to the fleshly real life sex slave women thing-o's

...still want one.. i'll wait until it becomes a little mour of a higher model than a mannequin with a hair wig on it

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attack that destroyed the World Trade Center in New York City.

"I had a friend who passed away in 9-11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store my friend's personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."

This person should be locked away alone in a cell far, far away from any civilisation. You don't do things like this for respect to your friends' memories. That, or his friend was a total slut.

Hey on the up and up.. at least he didn't go collect a piece of his friend and spent the last 2 years attempting to clone or recreate a living structure out of burnt mush..

Is this the one manufactured by Axis? A friend gave me a link to an article discussing an Axis brand of sexrobots some time ago. And it had pictures.

You know, I just finished watching the movie "Surrogates" starting Bruce Willis, and now after reading this post, I starting to think eventually humans will stop having sex, because their robots will have the sex for them through some "telepresence" interface between both. Before you know it, the Matrix is born. Either that or Skynet comes along.

Nah. I've got my wife already. I don't need a robot.

Hey on the up and up.. at least he didn't go collect a piece of his friend and spent the last 2 years attempting to clone or recreate a living structure out of burnt mush..

... And then fuck that.

Satch: you say that now... =)

She's really not very pretty nor realistic looking:

I laughed for a good 5 minutes there. I suppose it was only a matter of time before somebody did this.

Oh, and Striker? Why? You just know somebody is going to blow a casket over that comment.

@Cap: That's not the one I've seen. Meaning there is more than one brand trying to manufacture this kind of product.

The one I've read about is made by Axis (surveillance equipment manufacturer??) and it's called HRP-4C. I can only suppose they named it that after seeing the massive failure of the previous model, the HRP-3S

Picture (NSFW): http://www.criticadigital.com/fotos/galeria/1_185.jpg
Looks slightly better. Only slightly, luckily.

Welcome to the end of civilization. Humans aren't going to go extinct because of some disaster; mankind is going to go extinct because everyone will be having sex with robots and will not reproduce.

Having sex with anything non-human is just a big no-no.

Cucumbers are very popular in some places...

I don't think humankind will sink low enough to extinct themselves that way, but what do I know?

Behold the downfall of Humanity: Technology and Stupidity mixed together.
Robot spouses, texting as conversations at all times...

robophile.

I lol'd.

Well it was bound to happen but I believe that most people will never buy it because they live with others so really this is only for loners.

Oh and some of the YT comments make me laugh:

drealm

i got a boner from this wtf??

daemonlynx

mee too. i know right. wtf?

If I fucked this, one song would come in my mind...Gamma Ray - I WANT OUT!

Having sex with anything non-human is just a big no-no

what about Righty or Lefty?

Still human, just parts of one.

I believe orgasm will be the maximum transfer rate? We have to wait for USB 3.0 ...

I wonder if you had sex with the robot so much in one day, and that, whilst having sex, it overheated and the skin melted off and hardened around your dick whilst it was still inside, fusing you and the robot together.

I don't know what made that thought come to my mind.

That would give people a good laugh at the hospital.

I've had a girl who came to the ER because she got a vibrator stuck up so far her anus that she couldn't get it out.

The surgeon put his whole hand up her butt to retrieve it.

Must have been painful, but perhaps even more embarrassing.

... and then they would cry, as they have seen the depths to which humanity has sunk.

[edit] ninja'd!

... and then they would cry, as they have seen the depths to which humanity has sunk.

I don't know how you just did that.

... Neither do I.

Cucumbers are very popular in some places...

facepalm

ughhhhh.. dammit. Just.. dammit.

/edits

Picture (NSFW): http://www.criticadigital.com/fotos/galeria
/1_185.jpg
Looks slightly better. Only slightly, luckily.

Fukken Saved.

that picture looks damn believable. dareisayit, I'd hit that ( just to see what it feels like )

/me will take the high road and avoid using the comments..

"That's what she said."

"Isn't that how you were like about real poon."

and

"That can be irreparably damaging to the monitor."

fist to chest
PEACE!

mankind is going to go extinct because everyone will be having sex with robots and will not reproduce.

You people worry too much.

I'm sure the same was said for condoms, birth control pills, and solo sex toys. And wouldn't you know it, people still want to raise families.

There's an inherent desire to keep the species going in [most] all people, and it's totally separate from recreational sex.

However strange a sex robot may be, I don't really see that much of a problem with it.

Edit: The fact is that a hallmark trait of the human species is finding ways to maximize what we enjoy while minimizing the required effort to obtain whatever that is. It comes with our intelligence. It makes life easier, and us stronger [generally speaking]. But most importantly, It gives us more time to do even more things we enjoy.

Is it selfish? Well, I suppose that's one interpretation.

I'm sure the same was said for condoms, birth control pills, and solo sex toys. And wouldn't you know it, people still want to raise families.

That's a good point.

I'd tap the Axis Version, just to see what it feels like. (and to have sex with when I want to and my wife/girlfriend isn't around)

I just realized that this is actually a really valid point
For all intents and purposes, a sex robot is also an anti-cheating tool in some cases