Story time
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 22:34:46 UTC
Post #291237
And everyone lived happily ever after. That is, until the conspicuous double post is noticed by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 22:35:05 UTC
Post #291238
molestors everywhere who worship
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-06 22:44:40 UTC
Post #291239
a little boy who lives in Ohio. But approaching them were some sports enthusiasts who threaten to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 03:04:36 UTC
Post #291250
"bring back the plot". This made sense. The smurfs were now realizing that something was wrong, not suprising since the Enterprize was only several hundred metres above them. They looked around for a way to survive when they saw
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 08:50:11 UTC
Post #291252
A nuclear missile, US Army surplus. But next to the missile were MREs, which the smurfs began to eat in large quantities. Before long,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 08:56:51 UTC
Post #291253
they had become fat Americans, so they decided to search for a planet to invade. It was then that they found the mysterious
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 09:00:34 UTC
Post #291254
flux compensator, known only to the
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 10:35:07 UTC
Post #291255
Doc, and in name his young companion Martin Mcfly (both from separate era's). Being the lead conglomerate for water-closet supplies and regulations, the fat Americans loaded their
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 17:36:18 UTC
Post #291257
mouths with oreos. Anyways, back to the story. The glasses of orange juice continued their journey until they found that Ireland was an island. To deal with this problem, they
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 17:57:47 UTC
Post #291258
built an ark, and marched the animals on two by two, but forgot that to reproduce, you need a male and a female, not two females. This later turned out to be a very bad move, but that's later on in the story.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 18:05:27 UTC
Post #291259
The fat americans, now known as being hyper-religious, swarmed the ark looking for angels and other religious things. They didn't realise THIS ark was piloted by beverages. All they found was
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 18:10:57 UTC
Post #291260
a big happy smile on the face of the shepherd:
It was not before long the Americans started praising him, adopting his style and making lots of aesthetic facial operations to imitate their idol.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 18:17:45 UTC
Post #291261
However a group against that shepard soon began, and segregation started between the Sheperd Haters and the Worshippers. In 1765, the battle of the foes began, lead by George Washington himself. Soon, they started an agreement that
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 18:29:06 UTC
Post #291262
Captain Terror is better suited to leading the haters. The orange juices
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 18:33:29 UTC
Post #291263
had already left the boat, it had been sitting at ireland for three years, but the americans are so fat they couldn't see over their stomachs. Suddenly, the orange juices were greeted by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 20:10:54 UTC
Post #291266
Al Capone on a pink tutu, and they started pondering whether this was all a dream. Only then
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 20:15:23 UTC
Post #291267
did they discover that they couldn't dream, and they couldnt pinch themselves to see if they were dreaming. UNTIL....
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 20:23:45 UTC
Post #291268
Cobb dreams them up arms, so this shitty Inception reference can
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 21:52:22 UTC
Post #291270
be
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 22:18:53 UTC
Post #291271
Not so bad after all. Afterwords, the juices met some cold cans, and hopped inside. Unknown to them, the cans were actually
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 22:28:29 UTC
Post #291272
fingerpuppets preparing to trick-or-treat at
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 22:35:19 UTC
Post #291273
Kelly Bailey's Valve office. Sadly, they were not informed that he left. When they got there, there was nothing but dust. Then, Gabe appeared and said "Hi, I'm Gabe Newell, and
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-07 23:42:13 UTC
Post #291274
we have chosen to burn Episode 3 and Portal 2 to the ground! That's right, I'm becoming Amish! I will now baith myself in
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 00:03:16 UTC
Post #291277
milk and cookies. Gabe, now part of a balanced breakfast, decides to set an example of fitness to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 00:03:52 UTC
Post #291278
show you around!" Gabe then skydived from a
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 00:10:28 UTC
Post #291281
light blue ring of the planet known as Pluto. This incited a great riot among many protester's in the capital's nation, who had previously
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 17:30:22 UTC
Post #291298
began a story about 14 glasses of orange juice tying their weed in PCB. THE END
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 17:48:38 UTC
Post #291299
"Nice try," said Penguinboy, who slapped Dimbark for being a dweeb. "It's not your story, GTFO." This raised some suspicion, as when was the last time PB said GTFO? Huntey's curiosity got the better better of him, and after some searhing, he was shocked to find that PB
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 17:54:37 UTC
Post #291300
was secretly a mother.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 18:10:26 UTC
Post #291301
Shortly after, dimbark fell down the stairs and broke his hammer editor. Being very sad he called 911 and siad
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 18:14:06 UTC
Post #291302
"I STILL NEED MAH VIAGRA CUZ IMA
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 18:33:18 UTC
Post #291303
RECTALLY DYSFUNCT!!!!!!111oneoneone"
Obviously, the operator patched him through to the psychologist, because he was in so much pain he had gone crazy. However, the physiologist was an ancestor of Doomguy, so he pulled out a shotgun and went on a demon-killing rampage instead of staying by the phone to consult dimbark.
Obviously, the operator patched him through to the psychologist, because he was in so much pain he had gone crazy. However, the physiologist was an ancestor of Doomguy, so he pulled out a shotgun and went on a demon-killing rampage instead of staying by the phone to consult dimbark.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 19:15:10 UTC
Post #291305
Then Dimbark died. Hopefully he won't be making every second post now. The people of TWHLia celebrated/mourned and
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 19:18:49 UTC
Post #291306
set fire to his lifeless carcus with a stain-stick.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 19:31:59 UTC
Post #291307
Meanwhile, Captain Terror was talking with the shepherd. It was face-to-face serious business discussion about all the hate pointed towards the shepherd.
He was calm and happy.
CT: "This has to end! We will no longer endure the torture of such a facial expression!"
S: "What? What do you mean?"
CT: " You.. know what I mean! It is your smile!"
S:"Oh... my smile you say?"Captain Terror was blown away by the EPICNESS of that shining, almost passing out.
It is now known that he has certain difficulties explaining his hating party why he has a smile locked on his face.
He was calm and happy.
S: "What? What do you mean?"
CT: " You.. know what I mean! It is your smile!"
S:"Oh... my smile you say?"
It is now known that he has certain difficulties explaining his hating party why he has a smile locked on his face.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 21:28:23 UTC
Post #291308
Stojke understood 0% of what The Striker said, so he rushed to the liquor store and boughed
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 21:40:42 UTC
Post #291309
lickerish.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 21:50:42 UTC
Post #291310
So he could whip the Sons of Korhal with it, because they betrayed everyone.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 22:03:22 UTC
Post #291311
As more Terrans become slaves to the Swarm, Jim looked up. He watches in horror as a legion of zombies infested colonists marched towards the base. It was inevitable. The only way they could survive was to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 22:30:28 UTC
Post #291312
canabalize the colonists for food.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 23:27:02 UTC
Post #291313
I vote we change the name of this thread!
Storytime... ...really, common, we're not in kindergarden man
How about somthing catchy like
'Orange & Vodka'!! OR perhaps just 'The ScrewDriver' haha
All in favor say I
Storytime... ...really, common, we're not in kindergarden man
How about somthing catchy like
'Orange & Vodka'!! OR perhaps just 'The ScrewDriver' haha
All in favor say I
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-08 23:37:18 UTC
Post #291314
Q.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 03:26:37 UTC
Post #291318
The lucid sky ripped asunder, the mail-plated penguin armies of the damned began flowing from the glorious tare in the sky like a river run rapid through a natural disaster.
All except the Orange Juice were spared on this day.. All except the Orange Juice had been speared on this day.
Dimbarks face became almost of a glow, due to the gooey mess that was now forming upon it from Hunter pulling out his
All except the Orange Juice were spared on this day.. All except the Orange Juice had been speared on this day.
Dimbarks face became almost of a glow, due to the gooey mess that was now forming upon it from Hunter pulling out his
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 04:35:50 UTC
Post #291319
endoplasmic scabateesumatic bagle which he threw like a ring toss onto a
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 08:47:43 UTC
Post #291321
n anti-bagel, to cause a bagel reaction, WHAT? Suddenly, the spirit of Mike Hillard appeared.
"Mike Hillard...? But... But..." Huntey reached for the last words in the sentence. "But you're not dead!"
"No," he agreed. "I'm just doing voice acting for a DATCOTA character."
"Mike Hillard...? But... But..." Huntey reached for the last words in the sentence. "But you're not dead!"
"No," he agreed. "I'm just doing voice acting for a DATCOTA character."
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 10:38:32 UTC
Post #291326
"ah it all makes sense!" Huntey thought. "The bagel reaction must have caused a ripple. You must be from an alternate universe!" "But were are your clothes?" asked Huntey
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 10:42:24 UTC
Post #291327
, staring at
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 11:34:28 UTC
Post #291330
a big shinny rainbow pony. The
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 18:22:56 UTC
Post #291342
orange juices, which were now considered dead, even though they were dead to start with, since they are inanimate, have started t
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-09 18:59:24 UTC
Post #291344
OffTopic: Considering this would be the script which will be put together into a film by the indie-movie makers from around here(including me), probably with Huntey as the director, I think we have chances to win an Oscar for the most fucked up movie of all time.
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