Story time
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 07:03:44 UTC
Post #291791
RIDE TOGETHER AND
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 07:53:38 UTC
Post #291793
Eat lots of Ice cream whilst singing
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 08:17:00 UTC
Post #291794
"The joy of being at home" in their frilly panties.
"I do love the opera" said one homie to another
"Why, so do I! It's so
"I do love the opera" said one homie to another
"Why, so do I! It's so
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 08:40:33 UTC
Post #291798
peacefull, and magically makes me
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 11:54:09 UTC
Post #291811
sprinkle rainbows of insulation fiber-glass into the smiling faces of the clergy.
However shallow the public swimming hole may be, true homie's still can't
However shallow the public swimming hole may be, true homie's still can't
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 12:34:53 UTC
Post #291816
reproduce, because of their
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-16 12:41:35 UTC
Post #291818
Benefactors.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 04:21:57 UTC
Post #291884
The admins were getting annoyed with all the TRUE HOMIE business, so they sat down and formulated a plan to exterminate them. Their plan began with them
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 07:07:56 UTC
Post #291885
burying everyone involved with massive trucks of fail.
[fail]
They then proceeded to
[fail]
They then proceeded to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 07:28:49 UTC
Post #291886
have the best damn Half-life themed party ever, complete with the entire staff at Valve and working HEV suits as gifts to all who attended.
After the party, Gabe
After the party, Gabe
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 09:18:05 UTC
Post #291887
wearing his new HEV suit returned home, and passed out drunk, when he had awoken, he glanced over at his alarm clock. It was 11:59. The alarm rang as the clock shifted to 12.
All of a sudden, the hev suit started to announce that it will self destruct in 10 sec. In a frantic panic, he tried to rid himself of the suit, but it was too late he
All of a sudden, the hev suit started to announce that it will self destruct in 10 sec. In a frantic panic, he tried to rid himself of the suit, but it was too late he
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 09:45:54 UTC
Post #291891
rolled over Archie, who had been resting somberly in the bed-side next to Gabe, and off of the bed completely.
Running to the window he noticed a Zebra delivery truck
Running to the window he noticed a Zebra delivery truck
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 09:50:46 UTC
Post #291893
, and decided to throw his self-destructing hev suit at it upon realizing that Zebras shouldn't exist. He then looked back at Archie wondering
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 15:41:19 UTC
Post #291904
"How drunk was I last night?"
He carried Archie, the sleeping naked man, off and placed him into a garbage can while
He carried Archie, the sleeping naked man, off and placed him into a garbage can while
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 16:46:34 UTC
Post #291915
little kids watched in horror, they then pulled out
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 18:31:59 UTC
Post #291922
tazers and shocked the crap out of Gabe's bellybutton. Sadly, it was the kind that stuck out. In horror and pain, Gabe made a witty observation and grabbed a
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 18:37:41 UTC
Post #291923
Shotgun, killing all zombies, combine, and swarm that were rioting in the streets demanding Episode 3.
"I'll be released WHEN IT'S DONE!" Gabe screamed.
Suddenly,
"I'll be released WHEN IT'S DONE!" Gabe screamed.
Suddenly,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 18:38:19 UTC
Post #291924
Naked Archie and threw him at the closest
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 18:52:06 UTC
Post #291925
grave as he buried him singing "We are the world!".
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 19:19:00 UTC
Post #291926
without sudden interest, six acrobats of enormous stature began hurling dismember fragments of Archie's gibbed and naked body at the closest target left remaining of the combine slaughter.
Nothing except the familiar burning scent of
Nothing except the familiar burning scent of
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 19:32:15 UTC
Post #291927
mustard gas
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-18 19:37:00 UTC
Post #291928
was to be smelled that day. Gabe Newell quickly ran back home, thinking "I must go back and figure out how to solve this!"
He then developed time travel.
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
14 glasses of orange juice were walking up to
He then developed time travel.
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
14 glasses of orange juice were walking up to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 12:44:31 UTC
Post #291929
the mall, when they thought about why they're made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? They concluded that its because
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 14:07:17 UTC
Post #291931
they once saw a dishwashing liquid commercial and then a lemonade commercial after. Suddenly,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 14:36:25 UTC
Post #291932
they decided to add some orange dishwashing liquid to the orange juice to increase the ratio of real orange to artificial flavor, but what they thought was orange juice was really
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 14:51:11 UTC
Post #291933
colored blood from a rhino.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:30:15 UTC
Post #291965
Scotch claimed that he would totally punch Dim's barker if he A, didn't stop screwing with the space-time continuum, and B, if he wouldn't stop making every second post and gave others a chance to develop the story without following in his random, staggering, insane footsteps. But this was just his opinion, reflected in the fact that
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:33:34 UTC
Post #291966
most people agreed.
But, it didn't change much, as Dimbark then proceeded to
But, it didn't change much, as Dimbark then proceeded to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:33:47 UTC
Post #291967
Dim's barker was deaf. He decided to develop time travel.
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
It all started with a huge explosion, and
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
It all started with a huge explosion, and
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:39:37 UTC
Post #291968
snip
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:41:08 UTC
Post #291969
Dimbark made another post destroying the flow of the story because he refuses to edit posts when he's too late.
Meanwhile, many people were trying to figure out how they could bury this thread, and Penguinboy got an idea;
"Hey, what if I
Meanwhile, many people were trying to figure out how they could bury this thread, and Penguinboy got an idea;
"Hey, what if I
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:42:24 UTC
Post #291970
invent time travel!"
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
The
T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L
The
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 21:47:11 UTC
Post #291971
timetravel matrix of the universe was permanently fried, preventing any time travel ever, because anyone who attempted it would cease to exist, and it wouldn't work.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 22:43:00 UTC
Post #291972
This was known as the Fry-Theory, formed by a group of people in 2013. However, they were sued by Wendy's since a group of their scientists had created that theory long ago, only related to French-Fries.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 23:00:28 UTC
Post #291974
Scotch, who had been monitoring the thread from the start, finally understood why these things always die out. The answer was
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 23:25:08 UTC
Post #291979
5. Scotch wasn't too bright, considering he was 23 when he first got accepted into gradeschool. He was the
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-19 23:33:53 UTC
Post #291980
softest of the spirits, however, and dimbark soon became addicted to Scotches' gentle caresses.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 02:23:45 UTC
Post #291994
Then one day, Scotch forgot what came after Q in the alphabet song and was slaughtered. However, they didn't
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 04:07:51 UTC
Post #291997
know that he was constantly protected by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 10:57:24 UTC
Post #292011
a giant Duck wielding a Chainsaw
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 12:07:07 UTC
Post #292017
PAUSE - TIMEOUT
HAHAHA just wanted to say that made me piss my pants haha LOL. nice work 38_98
ok, continue
HAHAHA just wanted to say that made me piss my pants haha LOL. nice work 38_98
ok, continue
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 00:21:45 UTC
Post #292054
. The duck dropped dead after his blood was poisoned by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 01:01:45 UTC
Post #292055
unbreakable
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 15:30:06 UTC
Post #292072
glass properties.
This was inane. Everyone knew that if you had 2 Dim Barkers in a bush you might as well have one in your mother's basement.
Finally the T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E=L police officials arrived (not to be mistaken for the T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L police officials), who then
This was inane. Everyone knew that if you had 2 Dim Barkers in a bush you might as well have one in your mother's basement.
Finally the T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E=L police officials arrived (not to be mistaken for the T-I-M-E-T-R-A-V-E-L police officials), who then
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 16:39:58 UTC
Post #292075
proceeded to shit Apple Pies out and
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 17:32:09 UTC
Post #292076
decorated them with glitters, ribbons and festive parsley.
At this point, the Archie's had
At this point, the Archie's had
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 17:58:01 UTC
Post #292077
been teleported into game of Ricochet, he reacted by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 19:02:04 UTC
Post #292080
slapping himself unconcious using a stick and a giant
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 19:09:51 UTC
Post #292081
escape key, so that he could get out of the horrible, horrible game, and back into the real world, where
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:12:31 UTC
Post #292087
he imaged him slapping himself unconcious using a stick and a giant
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