Story time Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by Jessie Jessie

Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by Jessie Jessie

Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:38:27 UTC Post #292271
killed us all.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:39:38 UTC Post #292272
which is laten for: "Lacking a strong lead actress."
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:40:23 UTC Post #292273
But then, Joebama, with his mighty edit blocking powers, stopped psilous from correcting his post! "Haha, I
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:41:09 UTC Post #292275
ate your toast!"
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:41:46 UTC Post #292276
use to be black! However, due to copyright restrictions, am no longer
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:17 UTC Post #292278
CANT EDIT POST :()
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:19 UTC Post #292279
Then, Joebama flew out the window, breaking the glass on the way, to attend to a call of help!
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:38 UTC Post #292280
I fucking hate this thread. It makes no damn sense, and nobody struggles to keep a story line.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:54 UTC Post #292281
That's until... the monster beast bathed in
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:43:20 UTC Post #292282
Don't fear (c)Striker! I will edit block many people as well!
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:44:21 UTC Post #292283
COLA!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:44:39 UTC Post #292285
I fucking hate this thread. It makes no damn sense, and nobody struggles to keep a story line.
I think you meant 'everybody'?
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:44:41 UTC Post #292286
cried the children! "Thank you, Mr. Joebama" sung a heavy-set quadropeledgic woman.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:45:37 UTC Post #292287
quipped fantarstay, who incidentally made no attempt to
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:45:48 UTC Post #292288
She then proceeded to edit posts to read "We aren't
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:46:46 UTC Post #292290
edit blocking no more!" Then this happened,
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:47:24 UTC Post #292292
We aren't edit blocking no more!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:48:22 UTC Post #292293
We aren't edit blocking no more!
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:49:09 UTC Post #292295
Then, as Story Time: THE BIG SECOND SEQUEL attempted to recover from the masses of blows, it finally got back up and started to retell itself.

"This, my friends, is what
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:49:11 UTC Post #292296
User posted image
Couldn't resist.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:49:26 UTC Post #292297
Those faithful, final words, echoed in the chilling breeze.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:50:15 UTC Post #292298
You wanted the most fucked up script for a movie Striker. Well, you fucking got it.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:51:25 UTC Post #292299
Said a very angry Crollo. Striker replied then with
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:52:01 UTC Post #292300
You just made 40 posts in 20 minutes.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:53:21 UTC Post #292301
"what is you problem? Can't see that I was actually trying to be creative and make some sense? Soon the density of postssecond on this thread is going to make TWHL explode! The race for the fast posters has started."
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:54:04 UTC Post #292302
, Said striker, as he got ninja'd by Blitzkrieg, obviously not understanding the fun of it all.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:55:21 UTC Post #292303
Then, Joebama left the thread to edit block more threads for the time being.
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:58:05 UTC Post #292304
Striker thought that would be fun, but also dangerous because the big water molecule was laughing at Fred Flinstone.
The potassium atom also shouted the slogan for today: "Use F5 to protect your ass from ninjas!"
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:00:41 UTC Post #292306
Only after 5 minutes, Joebama returns to the "Story time" thread to edit block (c)Striker! Then, (c)Striker
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:01:26 UTC Post #292307
cried.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:03:20 UTC Post #292308
Scotch stood in horror as he came back to discover what his thread had become. "Oh, shi-... Well, it's generating discussion at least." He then formulated a plan to dispose of the hideous monstrosity, involving devious plans and lovely sfx. It began with
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:04:18 UTC Post #292309
Joebama leaving the thread and doing something else, then
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:05:16 UTC Post #292310
Scotch, here's what you said:
Try to stick to a plot. Be creative. Make sure others can work off of your post, and lay off long posts. And most of all... don't be stupid, just funny.
When I entered the action, I respected that. But when I saw how some fags write 1 word posts, I lost it. Sorry.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:06:13 UTC Post #292311
Some fags, being "DIMbark".
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:08:29 UTC Post #292312
You can't extend off of a expendable non-storyline post! That doesn't work!
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:08:36 UTC Post #292313
This thread is already dead, nobody wants to read a shit story.

Next time when a thread like this happens, an admin should watch the thread to assure the story line. That way, I would actually be interested in reading it.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:09:23 UTC Post #292314
But who cares if only you are interested in reading it?
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:11:52 UTC Post #292316
You can't govern something like this, it doesn't work that way.

Although it would be nice if a admin deleted this entire page all the way up to ""Ant" a TWHL admin. Then Ant went on a banning rampage to ban all the people who don't like his new name, the first person to go was", where things got messed up.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:14:00 UTC Post #292317
We could actually consider these offtopic posts something that will be included in a... umm.. how do you call it... director's cut? :D
As long as the rest of the story begins to shine with some logic and creativity.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:19:37 UTC Post #292318
There we are, Director's Cut.

I'll start up the story again, repeating what I said.
-------------------------Story continues here!------------------------------
"Ant" a TWHL admin. Then Ant went on a banning rampage to ban all the people who don't like his new name, the first person to go was
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:20:17 UTC Post #292321
thehalflifedude, some low life faggot who always wanted to port hl2 into the Goldsource engine. Little did the admins know, that thehalflifedude fully understood the concept of
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:26:31 UTC Post #292322
awesomeness, but was not yet at that level, he was still a lowly
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:44:41 UTC Post #292325
slug who dug his way through garbage and invested in
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:58:06 UTC Post #292326
drugs, which was a very bad business to get into, as there were no
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:00:48 UTC Post #292327
apparent side effects to taking them, but the police would give you beatdowns for taking them.

Later, thehalflifedude filed a complaint with the
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:02:06 UTC Post #292328
the police agency for a false drug raid, but, the police still found some incriminating evidence that thehalflifedude did
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:02:44 UTC Post #292329
Charlie, a edge enhancing effect for the eyes.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:03:38 UTC Post #292330
Crollo, being as weird as he is, forgot his grammar book and used "a" instead of "an". After this huge mistake, thehalflifedude
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:05:18 UTC Post #292331
put on his cape and wizard hat and wrote an angry email to ant , pleading his
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:05:38 UTC Post #292333
blocked Instant Mix's edit in a attempt to justify his actin.s

GOD DAMN YOU ALL.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
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