English speaking haiku (not traditional japanese). 3 lines containing 17 syllables. 5, 7, 5.How's this for a game?
All posts must be in haiku.
This is pretty hard.
Haiku thread
Created 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by
monster_urby
Created 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by
monster_urby
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:31:13 UTC
Post #297493
All posts must be in haiku.
This is pretty hard.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:36:18 UTC
Post #297494
Who the fuck came up
with such a ridiculous
idea such as this?
with such a ridiculous
idea such as this?
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:43:46 UTC
Post #297496
That would have been me.
Seems you're not to good at it.
Your last line had 6.
Seems you're not to good at it.
Your last line had 6.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:55:07 UTC
Post #297497
Idea has only two
syllables whereas every other
word only has one. Wrong.
syllables whereas every other
word only has one. Wrong.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:55:18 UTC
Post #297498
I never was good at
this kind of a interesting writing game
Maybe its because I'm foreign
this kind of a interesting writing game
Maybe its because I'm foreign
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 08:03:53 UTC
Post #297499
Actually I was wrong.
It was 6 syllables, oops.
That was my bad.
It was 6 syllables, oops.
That was my bad.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 10:42:17 UTC
Post #297502
Hard to understand
what syllables are, it seems.
How disappointing.
what syllables are, it seems.
How disappointing.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 12:06:19 UTC
Post #297504
Posting in haiku,
Not as easy as it seems.
Refridgerator.
Not as easy as it seems.
Refridgerator.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 12:12:35 UTC
Post #297505
I'll give it a go,
You could be in for a show!
Freely, words do flow!
But really I'd like
a Haiku battle-type fight!
So, WHO'S FEELING RIGHT?
You could be in for a show!
Freely, words do flow!
But really I'd like
a Haiku battle-type fight!
So, WHO'S FEELING RIGHT?
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 12:23:16 UTC
Post #297506
I humbly accept
A Haiku battle to death
To my dying breath
Blitzkrieg bring it on
Your guts will cover my lawn
No piece left un-strewn
A Haiku battle to death
To my dying breath
Blitzkrieg bring it on
Your guts will cover my lawn
No piece left un-strewn
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 13:18:36 UTC
Post #297508
I could take a rest
from pwning noobs to pwn you
We will see who rules
a poem salvo
this will end with a book deal
written with your blood
from pwning noobs to pwn you
We will see who rules
a poem salvo
this will end with a book deal
written with your blood
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 13:49:52 UTC
Post #297509
We knights who say "ni"
Masters of word games and cheese
Gee's a shrubbery.
Masters of word games and cheese
Gee's a shrubbery.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 14:23:39 UTC
Post #297511
Dove into the fray,
taking poetic bullets
an ally is saved
I will stand my ground
in face of greater numbers
Have lines for you, now!
taking poetic bullets
an ally is saved
I will stand my ground
in face of greater numbers
Have lines for you, now!
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 14:38:07 UTC
Post #297512
You were in-part right
although you withheld some facts.
Lies will meet my axe.
The deal was my blood
while the volumes were in yours.
With yours we need more.
although you withheld some facts.
Lies will meet my axe.
The deal was my blood
while the volumes were in yours.
With yours we need more.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 14:59:28 UTC
Post #297514
I'll invent a truck
powered by the blood of you
to ship said volumes
one thousand gallons
should supply the first week's sales
you will be quite pale
powered by the blood of you
to ship said volumes
one thousand gallons
should supply the first week's sales
you will be quite pale
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:07:53 UTC
Post #297516
Potatoes are good.
Say, do you like potatoes?
Wait, I already know.
Say, do you like potatoes?
Wait, I already know.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:13:57 UTC
Post #297517
The boy is here now!
My haikus will be really cool!
What should I write about?
Meh, I'll look at yours.
I need inspiration now.
These posts can be fun.
My haikus will be really cool!
What should I write about?
Meh, I'll look at yours.
I need inspiration now.
These posts can be fun.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:17:50 UTC
Post #297518
"Wait, I already know." - 6
"My haikus will be really cool!" - 8
"What should I write about?" - 6
Come on, folks, syllables aren't that hard!
"My haikus will be really cool!" - 8
"What should I write about?" - 6
Come on, folks, syllables aren't that hard!
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:18:42 UTC
Post #297519
How do you count 6 syllables in "Wait, I already know"?
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:21:12 UTC
Post #297520
Wait-I-Al-read-y-know
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:40:52 UTC
Post #297521
Despite the mistake
I whole-heartedly agree
Potatoes for me!
I whole-heartedly agree
Potatoes for me!
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:47:53 UTC
Post #297522
i watched the dimbark show
missle boobs in the darkness
beleagured castle
missle boobs in the darkness
beleagured castle
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:49:35 UTC
Post #297523
Hello tater friend.
I'll slice you into tiny bits.
And make you french fries.
Then ketchup will come.
And make you yummy soon, friend.
Munch munch munch munch munch!
I'll slice you into tiny bits.
And make you french fries.
Then ketchup will come.
And make you yummy soon, friend.
Munch munch munch munch munch!
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 15:53:25 UTC
Post #297524
nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom end of line
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom end of line
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 17:10:27 UTC
Post #297528
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 17:36:41 UTC
Post #297529
Holy fucking shit.
I was not expecting this.
What a great turnout.
Free for this weekend,
I played some Brink with Archie.
Glad I didn't pay.
Bad Company 2,
Certainly prefer that game.
Blam blam blam blam splat.
Dinner time is now.
God knows what I'll be having.
Nom nom nom splat euw.
I was not expecting this.
What a great turnout.
Free for this weekend,
I played some Brink with Archie.
Glad I didn't pay.
Bad Company 2,
Certainly prefer that game.
Blam blam blam blam splat.
Dinner time is now.
God knows what I'll be having.
Nom nom nom splat euw.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 17:40:44 UTC
Post #297530
Uh-oh I can see
I came in late to this thread.
Now I will eat food.
I came in late to this thread.
Now I will eat food.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 17:43:59 UTC
Post #297531
Eat that food, good sir!
Your name contains 3 letters.
T and J and B.
Your name contains 3 letters.
T and J and B.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 17:45:40 UTC
Post #297532
I went down the stairs.
All the people were missing.
I will go hungry.
All the people were missing.
I will go hungry.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 18:14:11 UTC
Post #297534
Moved steamapps folder
did not make preparations
download all the things
did not make preparations
download all the things
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 18:48:01 UTC
Post #297535
Found all the people
We play with a Kinect.
I am out of breath.
For some odd reason
I have blood on my finger.
I do not know why.
We play with a Kinect.
I am out of breath.
For some odd reason
I have blood on my finger.
I do not know why.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 19:19:45 UTC
Post #297537
One-sixty hours gone
but they were all wonderful.
Fallout: New Vegas.
Portal 2 is great,
but the co-op got old fast.
Can I get ep3?
but they were all wonderful.
Fallout: New Vegas.
Portal 2 is great,
but the co-op got old fast.
Can I get ep3?
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 21:20:25 UTC
Post #297541
What is this madness?
I spy three posts, not haikus!
Get the fuck out now.
No, I only jest.
Seriously though, for shame.
... Nah, I jest again.
I should get to school,
But this thread holds me back.
I think I'll be off.
I spy three posts, not haikus!
Get the fuck out now.
No, I only jest.
Seriously though, for shame.
... Nah, I jest again.
I should get to school,
But this thread holds me back.
I think I'll be off.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-07 22:12:33 UTC
Post #297543
Oh Scotch Scotch Scotch Scotch,
You point out where others fail?
Last one, second line. :rly:
Now, in other news,
Seems another weekend has
passed by, fuck my life
Back to work I go,
Time left 'til next holiday
Ten weeks and one day.
You point out where others fail?
Last one, second line. :rly:
Now, in other news,
Seems another weekend has
passed by, fuck my life
Back to work I go,
Time left 'til next holiday
Ten weeks and one day.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 10:19:56 UTC
Post #297548
Ah, I see, my bad.
How could such slip by me? Bah!
I apologise.
To be fair, was rushed
As the lyrics may imply.
I shall take more care.
Monster Hunter Tri:
Been playing a lot lately.
Too much awesome fun.
How could such slip by me? Bah!
I apologise.
To be fair, was rushed
As the lyrics may imply.
I shall take more care.
Monster Hunter Tri:
Been playing a lot lately.
Too much awesome fun.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 16:29:58 UTC
Post #297564
I am so sleepy
My cot is in the bedroom
Meh, too far to walk
My cot is in the bedroom
Meh, too far to walk
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 17:44:47 UTC
Post #297566
I am the Batman.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
I am just kidding.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
I am just kidding.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 17:53:27 UTC
Post #297567
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 18:26:32 UTC
Post #297570
Motherfucking snakes,
on a motherfucking plane.
~Samuel Jackson.
on a motherfucking plane.
~Samuel Jackson.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 18:33:06 UTC
Post #297571
nice one Rimrookie.
I have to take a poopie.
it would be steamy.
I have to take a poopie.
it would be steamy.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-08 21:28:25 UTC
Post #297575
Give me some money.
Strider wants to play poker.
Heh, he's going down.
Aged and forgotten,
The secret den of spamming.
Really old journals.
Strider wants to play poker.
Heh, he's going down.
Aged and forgotten,
The secret den of spamming.
Really old journals.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 03:18:19 UTC
Post #297584
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 05:31:54 UTC
Post #297585
Dimbark you retard
That has six syllables you dolt
five seven five, ok?
That has six syllables you dolt
five seven five, ok?
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 05:52:52 UTC
Post #297586
Says five eight six man.
Also, I see no error
In Dimbark's haiku.
Also, I see no error
In Dimbark's haiku.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 08:03:06 UTC
Post #297587
Poetry shall not
become violent
over such matter.
become violent
over such matter.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 08:46:11 UTC
Post #297588
Crollo failed to troll.
Better luck next time, Crollo.
Now go fuck yourself.
Better luck next time, Crollo.
Now go fuck yourself.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 09:43:17 UTC
Post #297589
I went near a tree
To isolate myself from
Nonsense threads like this.
To isolate myself from
Nonsense threads like this.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 11:50:44 UTC
Post #297591
None, one, tonne to come.
Gunned a plum and spun to run.
It's done. Rhyming's fun.
Gunned a plum and spun to run.
It's done. Rhyming's fun.
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 14:15:38 UTC
Post #297596
Billy the red goat
Seeked the power of blue nails
He did not succeed
Seeked the power of blue nails
He did not succeed
Posted 13 years ago2011-08-09 16:02:17 UTC
Post #297602
I play too much games
Sitting at the computer
I need a life, guys.
Sitting at the computer
I need a life, guys.
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