Haiku thread Created 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby monster_urby

Created 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby monster_urby

Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:31:13 UTC Post #297493
English speaking haiku (not traditional japanese). 3 lines containing 17 syllables. 5, 7, 5.
How's this for a game?
All posts must be in haiku.
This is pretty hard.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:36:18 UTC Post #297494
Who the fuck came up
with such a ridiculous
idea such as this?
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:43:46 UTC Post #297496
That would have been me.
Seems you're not to good at it.
Your last line had 6.

:P
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:55:07 UTC Post #297497
Idea has only two
syllables whereas every other
word only has one. Wrong.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:55:18 UTC Post #297498
I never was good at
this kind of a interesting writing game
Maybe its because I'm foreign
Stojke StojkeUnreal
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 08:03:53 UTC Post #297499
Actually I was wrong.
It was 6 syllables, oops.
That was my bad.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 10:42:17 UTC Post #297502
Hard to understand
what syllables are, it seems.
How disappointing.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 12:06:19 UTC Post #297504
Posting in haiku,
Not as easy as it seems.
Refridgerator.

:D
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 12:12:35 UTC Post #297505
I'll give it a go,
You could be in for a show!
Freely, words do flow!

But really I'd like
a Haiku battle-type fight!
So, WHO'S FEELING RIGHT?
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 12:23:16 UTC Post #297506
I humbly accept
A Haiku battle to death
To my dying breath

Blitzkrieg bring it on
Your guts will cover my lawn
No piece left un-strewn
TheGrimReafer TheGrimReaferADMININATOR
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 13:18:36 UTC Post #297508
I could take a rest
from pwning noobs to pwn you
We will see who rules

a poem salvo
this will end with a book deal
written with your blood
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 13:49:52 UTC Post #297509
We knights who say "ni"
Masters of word games and cheese
Gee's a shrubbery.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 14:23:39 UTC Post #297511
Dove into the fray,
taking poetic bullets
an ally is saved

I will stand my ground
in face of greater numbers
Have lines for you, now!
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 14:38:07 UTC Post #297512
You were in-part right
although you withheld some facts.
Lies will meet my axe.

The deal was my blood
while the volumes were in yours.
With yours we need more.
TheGrimReafer TheGrimReaferADMININATOR
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 14:59:28 UTC Post #297514
I'll invent a truck
powered by the blood of you
to ship said volumes

one thousand gallons
should supply the first week's sales
you will be quite pale
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:07:53 UTC Post #297516
Potatoes are good.
Say, do you like potatoes?
Wait, I already know.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:13:57 UTC Post #297517
The boy is here now!
My haikus will be really cool!
What should I write about?

Meh, I'll look at yours.
I need inspiration now.
These posts can be fun.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:17:50 UTC Post #297518
"Wait, I already know." - 6
"My haikus will be really cool!" - 8
"What should I write about?" - 6

Come on, folks, syllables aren't that hard! :P
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:18:42 UTC Post #297519
How do you count 6 syllables in "Wait, I already know"?
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:21:12 UTC Post #297520
Wait-I-Al-read-y-know
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:40:52 UTC Post #297521
Despite the mistake
I whole-heartedly agree
Potatoes for me!
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:47:53 UTC Post #297522
i watched the dimbark show
missle boobs in the darkness
beleagured castle
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:49:35 UTC Post #297523
Hello tater friend.
I'll slice you into tiny bits.
And make you french fries.

Then ketchup will come.
And make you yummy soon, friend.
Munch munch munch munch munch!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 15:53:25 UTC Post #297524
nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom end of line
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 17:10:27 UTC Post #297528
om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om

om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om nom om
om nom om nom om
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 17:36:41 UTC Post #297529
Holy fucking shit.
I was not expecting this.
What a great turnout.

Free for this weekend,
I played some Brink with Archie.
Glad I didn't pay.

Bad Company 2,
Certainly prefer that game.
Blam blam blam blam splat.

Dinner time is now.
God knows what I'll be having.
Nom nom nom splat euw.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 17:40:44 UTC Post #297530
Uh-oh I can see
I came in late to this thread.
Now I will eat food.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 17:43:59 UTC Post #297531
Eat that food, good sir!
Your name contains 3 letters.
T and J and B.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 17:45:40 UTC Post #297532
I went down the stairs.
All the people were missing.
I will go hungry.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 18:14:11 UTC Post #297534
Moved steamapps folder
did not make preparations
download all the things
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 18:48:01 UTC Post #297535
Found all the people
We play with a Kinect.
I am out of breath.

For some odd reason
I have blood on my finger.
I do not know why.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 19:19:45 UTC Post #297537
One-sixty hours gone
but they were all wonderful.
Fallout: New Vegas.

Portal 2 is great,
but the co-op got old fast.
Can I get ep3?
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 21:20:25 UTC Post #297541
What is this madness?
I spy three posts, not haikus!
Get the fuck out now.

No, I only jest.
Seriously though, for shame.
... Nah, I jest again.

I should get to school,
But this thread holds me back.
I think I'll be off.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-07 22:12:33 UTC Post #297543
Oh Scotch Scotch Scotch Scotch,
You point out where others fail?
Last one, second line. :rly:

Now, in other news,
Seems another weekend has
passed by, fuck my life

Back to work I go,
Time left 'til next holiday
Ten weeks and one day.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 10:19:56 UTC Post #297548
Ah, I see, my bad.
How could such slip by me? Bah!
I apologise.

To be fair, was rushed
As the lyrics may imply.
I shall take more care.

Monster Hunter Tri:
Been playing a lot lately.
Too much awesome fun.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 16:29:58 UTC Post #297564
I am so sleepy
My cot is in the bedroom
Meh, too far to walk
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 17:44:47 UTC Post #297566
I am the Batman.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
I am just kidding.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 17:53:27 UTC Post #297567
The Batman you say?
Please, I know the real batman.
Over in this link.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 18:26:32 UTC Post #297570
Motherfucking snakes,
on a motherfucking plane.
~Samuel Jackson.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 18:33:06 UTC Post #297571
nice one Rimrookie.
I have to take a poopie.
it would be steamy.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-08 21:28:25 UTC Post #297575
Give me some money.
Strider wants to play poker.
Heh, he's going down.

Aged and forgotten,
The secret den of spamming.
Really old journals.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 03:18:19 UTC Post #297584
Oh silly Archie
Gabe Newell is the batman
Please just use this link.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 05:31:54 UTC Post #297585
Dimbark you retard
That has six syllables you dolt
five seven five, ok?
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 05:52:52 UTC Post #297586
Says five eight six man.
Also, I see no error
In Dimbark's haiku.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 08:03:06 UTC Post #297587
Poetry shall not
become violent
over such matter.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 08:46:11 UTC Post #297588
Crollo failed to troll.
Better luck next time, Crollo.
Now go fuck yourself.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 09:43:17 UTC Post #297589
I went near a tree
To isolate myself from
Nonsense threads like this.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 11:50:44 UTC Post #297591
None, one, tonne to come.
Gunned a plum and spun to run.
It's done. Rhyming's fun.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 14:15:38 UTC Post #297596
Billy the red goat
Seeked the power of blue nails
He did not succeed
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 16:02:17 UTC Post #297602
I play too much games
Sitting at the computer
I need a life, guys.
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