Haiku thread Created 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby

Billy the red goat
Seeked the power of blue nails
He did not succeed

Dimbark, my good friend,
The past tense of "seek" is "sought."
Thought I'd point that out.

(referring to other page)

Ha ha ha at soup.
Your haiku is real funny.
Yes you need a life!

Walk away from the
Computer screen right now yea,
and go out side now.

Crollo fails at life.
Again i have to poopoo,
In your mother's shoe.

It's Gordon Freeman,
and I can almost see him.
I think he's peein.

Holy fucking shit.
I think I just got bitten.
By a small kitten.

Guys quit playing games.
This thread is for real homie.
Grab da gat lez go.

I will beat you up.
If you dont shut the fuck up.
Mother fucking SHIT!

Pardon my dirty
mouth for saying those foul words.
But it was funny.

I'm getting hungry.
I think i'll eat a sandwich.
And some more coffee.

Than i'll ride my bike.
And do some really cool tricks.
I can ride flatland.

Than I will come back.
And continue my archi
tecture model seeeeeeeee.

Gah is anyone
going to intervene me
before forever.

I'm addicted to.
Procrastinating all day.
Muah ha ha ha ha.

I am the haiku
master of disaster son.
Fruit loops and sweet gum.

Just the other day.
I saw a flamingo say.
Hey Myles whats up?

I said nothing much.
Just sitting eating my lunch.
Would you care for some?

Than I saw a fish.
He ate a flake and splashed.
Than he swam away.

Someone please stop me.
I'm getting fairly sick of
this haiku bullcrap.

Actually it's
pretty funny to talk in.
Yea so anyways.

Ok, twenty is
just enough for me for today.
Now on with my day.

Bullets from the gun,
John Freeman shoots them real fast
at the final boss.

O NOES I JELLY
YES I MAD BRO, OK MAN
A-A-A-A-W YEH

People are greater,
Greater than I hope to be
These haikus are good.

Several hours pass.
Still no new haikus to read.
C'mon, this is fun.

We once had a thread
Habboi was the creator.
It was like this one.

How many pages
can we commit to this trend
three? four? five? twenty?

All, at this juncture;
glory to the Hypnotoad!
Resisting will hurt.

Here I sit, waiting
my Pizza shall arrive soon
my hunger is vast

I don't really get
The idea of this thread
Yet net bet het fet.

I guess that bit rhymed
But that being said,
The third line was failed.

I always did say
I will change my avatar
In 266 years.

But I am thinking
It may be time for a change
Fawkes is forgotten.

Two Thousand and Nine
I last changed my avatar.
It is time for change.

The joke has grown stale.
I wrote four of the haikus
Where two could suffice.

A problem, I see:
Skals can not count middle lines.
Just six syllables.

[edit]

Actually look,
his second haiku as well
has fifteen total.

[editedit]

As the first post says:
Haikus should have seventeen.
It is not that hard.

[editeditedit]

Ah, but look at that!
It's his seventeenth birthday.
I'll cut him some slack.

Skals not understand,
how to win this silly game.
Now stop! Hammer time.

How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Here is one with 8 syllables:

Brand new $900.00 couch
Ahh that fabric beneath my claws...
Why are we going to the vet?

I also noticed
perhaps Skals has forgotten
the edit button.

Check the London thread
for substantial proof of this
mad double posting.

Perhaps this is true,
But the refrigerator
tomatoes you too.

If you can't haiku.
Than do something else instead.
Like watch the tv.

Zeeba-G Archie
TJB Blitzkrieg Scotch Skals
Soup Miner Rimrook.

A tiny little dog
Is biting all my fingers.
Its teeth are quite sharp.

WalaWalawa
Walawalawalawa
I like walaing

WalaWalawa
Walawalawalawa
I like walaing

Happy birthday skals.
Seventeen is not too bad.
Though you can't do crap.

One sexy haiku
Comin' right up. Stay tuned, guys!
There is a secret.

A forgotten site
Once popular with us here
Will make its return.

Slivers still remain
Scattered around my wisdom.
"What wisdom?" you say.

Screw you with a fork
Is a way I might reply.
Probably not though.

Alas, I conclude.
I leave my links to the past.
Ohh! Cryptic! Thank you.

Thank you Zeeba-G.
I appreciate your text.
Your sentence was good.

Airport Internet,
Is so extremely slow.
I am using it.

I hate potatoes
They remind me of Castro
We need Cuba back

2:30PM* (*two thirty P M)
I should really be in bed
Work in seven hours

Thank fuck it's friday.
Soon the weekend will be here.
Pizza, beer and chips.

Well I'd better go.
Must not sleep through the alarm
which goes off at six.

I forsee coffee
Lots and lots of hot coffee
To get me going.

Then it's off to work.
Nine to five job, typing code.
I don't like my job.

Websites left and right.
Impossible deadlines too.
Oh what fun it is.

Cat is in the bed.
He always sleeps on my side.
There will be a fight.

Goodnight TWHL

Urby does not know
about AMs and PMs.
Otherwise good post.

Syllables in hour,
I always thought it had two.
Google disagrees.

As well as my own
Dictionary at my home
Syllables are hard

Dimbark you had eight
Syllables in your second
line you have failed this.

Haikus are poems.
Five syllables, then seven.
Then there are five more.

Skals my dear old friend
I see my error in that
How do you do it?

Skals really does not
seem to grasp the meaning of
what syllables are

Dimbark's second line
Dic-tion-ar-y-at-my-home
is only seven

Holy fucking shit
Did I just defend Dimbark!?
What's wrong with the world!?

Oh well never mind
Guess I'll just get back to it
Uploading new blog.

Not that you guys care.
Although this one features cats.
Really just the one.

Ooh yay! Special cats!
I really wish a had a cat.
Just a stupid dog...

I should go to bed
I'm too to post legibly
Pheonns the whole fishe bayghels

Strolled by the haikus.
Ooh! Look! Cats! How about that!
There you go. I'm out.

It took me almost
a whole month tho change the
avatar I had.

That's not really a
Haiku, it's just a sentence
that is broken up.

Defribulator
That's just what this thread needed.
Back to haiku-in'.

There is nothing wrong
with thread necrophilia
aside from the phrase

Oh my fucking god!
I need to stop coming here
when it's time for bed.

ModDB.com (mod-d-b-dot-com)
So many shitty troll mods.
Who are these people?

Get your arse outside
Making these fake mod pages
pretty fucking sad.

I'm eating popcorn
Bought a bag but it's gone now.
Nom nom nom nom nom.

Oh you little bitch.
Always when you're near the end.
Nearly broke my tooth.

These are not all popped!
That last one was really bad.
Hard as a bullet.

Off to bed I go.
Dreary eyed and full of corn
Tooth pain too, woohoo

Your dim is bark, friend.
Reminds me of a pickle.
Wow! I like pickles.

Your world of text. Man.
Those were the days, remember?
Oh what fun we had.

And the other one...
The islands thang! T'was epic.
Ahhh, good memories.

Wall had potential...
Just couldn't get off the ground.
We need more like these...

hahahaha I,
Remember that world of text
Thingamajig.

Your third line was wrong.
There were only three of those
Silly syllables.

I count four, but still
there are supposed to be five
so there you have it.

A mistake was made.
That was quite silly of me.
The Black Plague was bad.

Rejoice and eat cake!
That is pretty much the plan
For my birthing day

That's a while off
Still got 3 weeks left at work
which is gay and poo.

USS DarkStar
They Hunger and Sweet Half-Life.
These are mods I like.

There are more than that,
but haikus are limited.
I can list no more.

Off to bed again.
Seems I only post haikus
when neglecting sleep.

Scranton is pretty.
Bob Vance owns a big Warehouse.
His wife is happy.

Steve Carell is gone
What a shame - Will Ferrell sucks
That is what she said