Haiku thread Created 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby monster_urby

Created 12 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby monster_urby

Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 16:34:26 UTC Post #297604
Billy the red goat
Seeked the power of blue nails
He did not succeed
Dimbark, my good friend,
The past tense of "seek" is "sought."
Thought I'd point that out.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 17:06:59 UTC Post #297605
(referring to other page)

Ha ha ha at soup.
Your haiku is real funny.
Yes you need a life!

Walk away from the
Computer screen right now yea,
and go out side now.

Crollo fails at life.
Again i have to poopoo,
In your mother's shoe.

It's Gordon Freeman,
and I can almost see him.
I think he's peein.

Holy fucking shit.
I think I just got bitten.
By a small kitten.

Guys quit playing games.
This thread is for real homie.
Grab da gat lez go.

I will beat you up.
If you dont shut the fuck up.
Mother fucking SHIT!

Pardon my dirty
mouth for saying those foul words.
But it was funny.

I'm getting hungry.
I think i'll eat a sandwich.
And some more coffee.

Than i'll ride my bike.
And do some really cool tricks.
I can ride flatland.

Than I will come back.
And continue my archi
tecture model seeeeeeeee.

Gah is anyone
going to intervene me
before forever.

I'm addicted to.
Procrastinating all day.
Muah ha ha ha ha.

I am the haiku
master of disaster son.
Fruit loops and sweet gum.

Just the other day.
I saw a flamingo say.
Hey Myles whats up?

I said nothing much.
Just sitting eating my lunch.
Would you care for some?

Than I saw a fish.
He ate a flake and splashed.
Than he swam away.

Someone please stop me.
I'm getting fairly sick of
this haiku bullcrap.

Actually it's
pretty funny to talk in.
Yea so anyways.

Ok, twenty is
just enough for me for today.
Now on with my day.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 17:34:25 UTC Post #297606
Bullets from the gun,
John Freeman shoots them real fast
at the final boss.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 17:40:12 UTC Post #297607
O NOES I JELLY
YES I MAD BRO, OK MAN
A-A-A-A-W YEH
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-09 20:13:48 UTC Post #297615
People are greater,
Greater than I hope to be
These haikus are good.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 11:25:51 UTC Post #297647
Several hours pass.
Still no new haikus to read.
C'mon, this is fun.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 12:50:31 UTC Post #297649
We once had a thread
Habboi was the creator.
It was like this one.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 13:04:00 UTC Post #297651
How many pages
can we commit to this trend
three? four? five? twenty?
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 13:25:58 UTC Post #297654
All, at this juncture;
glory to the Hypnotoad!
Resisting will hurt.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 13:28:53 UTC Post #297655
Here I sit, waiting
my Pizza shall arrive soon
my hunger is vast
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 13:43:16 UTC Post #297657
I don't really get
The idea of this thread
Yet net bet het fet.

I guess that bit rhymed
But that being said,
The third line was failed.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 14:05:48 UTC Post #297658
I always did say
I will change my avatar
In 266 years.

But I am thinking
It may be time for a change
Fawkes is forgotten.

Two Thousand and Nine
I last changed my avatar.
It is time for change.

The joke has grown stale.
I wrote four of the haikus
Where two could suffice.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 14:23:34 UTC Post #297659
A problem, I see:
Skals can not count middle lines.
Just six syllables.

[edit]

Actually look,
his second haiku as well
has fifteen total.

[editedit]

As the first post says:
Haikus should have seventeen.
It is not that hard.

[editeditedit]

Ah, but look at that!
It's his seventeenth birthday.
I'll cut him some slack.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 15:08:12 UTC Post #297662
Skals not understand,
how to win this silly game.
Now stop! Hammer time.

How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 15:17:49 UTC Post #297663
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Here is one with 8 syllables:

Brand new $900.00 couch
Ahh that fabric beneath my claws...
Why are we going to the vet?
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 16:18:45 UTC Post #297665
I also noticed
perhaps Skals has forgotten
the edit button.

Check the London thread
for substantial proof of this
mad double posting.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 16:49:37 UTC Post #297667
Perhaps this is true,
But the refrigerator
tomatoes you too.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 17:21:08 UTC Post #297668
If you can't haiku.
Than do something else instead.
Like watch the tv.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 18:03:15 UTC Post #297669
Zeeba-G Archie
TJB Blitzkrieg Scotch Skals
Soup Miner Rimrook.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 18:18:49 UTC Post #297670
A tiny little dog
Is biting all my fingers.
Its teeth are quite sharp.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 18:35:01 UTC Post #297671
WalaWalawa
Walawalawalawa
I like walaing
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 18:35:01 UTC Post #297672
WalaWalawa
Walawalawalawa
I like walaing
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-10 19:08:02 UTC Post #297676
Happy birthday skals.
Seventeen is not too bad.
Though you can't do crap.
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-11 11:28:21 UTC Post #297718
One sexy haiku
Comin' right up. Stay tuned, guys!
There is a secret.

A forgotten site
Once popular with us here
Will make its return.

Slivers still remain
Scattered around my wisdom.
"What wisdom?" you say.

Screw you with a fork
Is a way I might reply.
Probably not though.

Alas, I conclude.
I leave my links to the past.
Ohh! Cryptic! Thank you.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-11 11:55:35 UTC Post #297721
Thank you Zeeba-G.
I appreciate your text.
Your sentence was good.

Airport Internet,
Is so extremely slow.
I am using it.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-11 17:06:41 UTC Post #297730
I hate potatoes
They remind me of Castro
We need Cuba back
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-12 00:42:25 UTC Post #297761
2:30PM* (*two thirty P M)
I should really be in bed
Work in seven hours

Thank fuck it's friday.
Soon the weekend will be here.
Pizza, beer and chips.

Well I'd better go.
Must not sleep through the alarm
which goes off at six.

I forsee coffee
Lots and lots of hot coffee
To get me going.

Then it's off to work.
Nine to five job, typing code.
I don't like my job.

Websites left and right.
Impossible deadlines too.
Oh what fun it is.

Cat is in the bed.
He always sleeps on my side.
There will be a fight.

Goodnight TWHL
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-12 04:51:51 UTC Post #297769
Urby does not know
about AMs and PMs.
Otherwise good post.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-12 23:01:14 UTC Post #297833
Syllables in hour,
I always thought it had two.
Google disagrees.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-13 00:08:40 UTC Post #297838
As well as my own
Dictionary at my home
Syllables are hard
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-13 06:15:12 UTC Post #297857
Dimbark you had eight
Syllables in your second
line you have failed this.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-16 12:30:18 UTC Post #298036
Haikus are poems.
Five syllables, then seven.
Then there are five more.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-16 15:49:28 UTC Post #298045
Skals my dear old friend
I see my error in that
How do you do it?
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-28 18:53:16 UTC Post #298445
Skals really does not
seem to grasp the meaning of
what syllables are

Dimbark's second line
Dic-tion-ar-y-at-my-home
is only seven

Holy fucking shit
Did I just defend Dimbark!?
What's wrong with the world!?

Oh well never mind
Guess I'll just get back to it
Uploading new blog.

Not that you guys care.
Although this one features cats.
Really just the one.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-28 20:12:43 UTC Post #298448
Ooh yay! Special cats!
I really wish a had a cat.
Just a stupid dog...
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-28 21:26:42 UTC Post #298455
I should go to bed
I'm too to post legibly
Pheonns the whole fishe bayghels
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 12 years ago2011-08-29 11:29:34 UTC Post #298475
Strolled by the haikus.
Ooh! Look! Cats! How about that!
There you go. I'm out.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-07 19:03:28 UTC Post #298719
It took me almost
a whole month tho change the
avatar I had.

That's not really a
Haiku, it's just a sentence
that is broken up.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-07 21:26:32 UTC Post #298726
Defribulator
That's just what this thread needed.
Back to haiku-in'.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-07 22:24:32 UTC Post #298727
There is nothing wrong
with thread necrophilia
aside from the phrase
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-07 22:25:23 UTC Post #298728
Oh my fucking god!
I need to stop coming here
when it's time for bed.

ModDB.com (mod-d-b-dot-com)
So many shitty troll mods.
Who are these people?

Get your arse outside
Making these fake mod pages
pretty fucking sad.

I'm eating popcorn
Bought a bag but it's gone now.
Nom nom nom nom nom.

Oh you little bitch.
Always when you're near the end.
Nearly broke my tooth.

These are not all popped!
That last one was really bad.
Hard as a bullet.

Off to bed I go.
Dreary eyed and full of corn
Tooth pain too, woohoo
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 10:08:23 UTC Post #298734
Your dim is bark, friend.
Reminds me of a pickle.
Wow! I like pickles.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 11:33:07 UTC Post #298735
Your world of text. Man.
Those were the days, remember?
Oh what fun we had.

And the other one...
The islands thang! T'was epic.
Ahhh, good memories.

Wall had potential...
Just couldn't get off the ground.
We need more like these...
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 12:06:18 UTC Post #298736
hahahaha I,
Remember that world of text
Thingamajig.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 14:28:46 UTC Post #298737
Your third line was wrong.
There were only three of those
Silly syllables.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 16:06:35 UTC Post #298738
I count four, but still
there are supposed to be five
so there you have it.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-08 16:30:43 UTC Post #298739
A mistake was made.
That was quite silly of me.
The Black Plague was bad.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-09 00:17:15 UTC Post #298749
Rejoice and eat cake!
That is pretty much the plan
For my birthing day

That's a while off
Still got 3 weeks left at work
which is gay and poo.

USS DarkStar
They Hunger and Sweet Half-Life.
These are mods I like.

There are more than that,
but haikus are limited.
I can list no more.

Off to bed again.
Seems I only post haikus
when neglecting sleep.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-09 17:34:51 UTC Post #298760
Scranton is pretty.
Bob Vance owns a big Warehouse.
His wife is happy.
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 12 years ago2011-09-09 19:01:34 UTC Post #298762
Steve Carell is gone
What a shame - Will Ferrell sucks
That is what she said
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
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