TL;DR: My bitching has very little to do with the lens and everything to do with the brand, Minolta's aren't worth the investment because they don't have the proper support and are usually expensive and difficult to find.
Minolta lenses are just that, lenses. The brand does not automatically define the quality of the glass, however a lens is useless without a camera to use it. Basically, I'm fucked in that respect. Although, after some digging I've found ONE dirt cheap Minolta body for 15$. That's barely more then what the lens cost so fuck it, I'll get that.