Haiku thread Created 13 years ago2011-08-07 07:26:14 UTC by monster_urby

Will Ferrell does suck...

I guess I will play along
There is that better?

His Sister Pam works,
In a shop she never stops,
She's a go-getter.

Once upon a time
Scotch lobbed an awesome haiku.
It got great reviews.

It made him famous.
The royalties his haiku
made were humongous.

Then he lost it all
by blowing it all on booze.
Moral? Dim, don't drink.

I'm gonna need poo
And a very large baggie
And maybe a match

Awww, Gabe failed.

Messed up his last line

Is this considered
Modern poetry today?
I'm not good at it.

I want to express
My opinion on this.
It's a load of crap.

Don't throw bricks to me
Just because I don't like this.
Can't find the value.

Let's try something else.
Math would blend in quite better.
I like number pi.

When I think of pi,
There must be something lovely
About the circles.

Spheres are quite nice too
They can't say to a big cube
Simply: I love you.

Cubes envy the spheres
For they are mysterious
Being oblivious.

Length, width and its height
Are properties of the cube.
Simple volume, right?

Constant and the pi
Plus the radius, you see?
Becomes complex now.

Or quite the same thing
Integral of sphere surface.
Math- hard at this pace.

Notice the line there?
A strong pain you couldn't bear?
I haiku-cheated.

We should try finding
A good rhythm and rhyme blending
Feeling poetry.

Because you do not
Understand the point of this
Does not make this crap.

Now how about you
go eat a big coconut
you Romanian.

How can you say this,
is modern poetry when
it's centuries old.

We are doing this
To embrace centuries of
Japan tradition.

You disrespect the,
Japanese culture,
How dare you do this.

Now how about you
go eat a big coconut
you Romanian.

I consider this quite an offense. Why are you adressing to me like that? Do you think of yourself to be superior just because you live in UK?
I also wasn't really referring to haiku being crap. It's easy to write verses when you have nothing to say, to express. This thread is full of meaningless, void haiku.

You just utterly
failed to do the haikuuz.
Refrigerator.

Urby and skals! Shock!
And Striker too! Non-haikus!
I am disappoint.

Well you could say that
My one line haiku still had
Five syllables in.

How much syllables
Does Onomatopoeia
have inside of it?

I like to use words
Onomatopoeia, bitch!
I can't find my keys.

XL Chalupa,
Called it Chalupacabra.
Fucking big taco.

Do re me fa so
Shit, what are the other words?
My corn up your cob.

Please try to come up
With meaningful haikus now.
Thread is disaster.

You just utterly
failed to do the haikuuz.
Refrigerator.

Skals hit his own balls
And likes to play with the dolls.
You have asked for it.

I am not fighting
With you. It's just haiku stuff.
Bring it on, dear skals.

This is just bollocks.
I should be busy doing...
Scrap that. Everything.

Wow you really suck
"Everything" has 4 scylls
Not three you retard

And Skals watches cows
And his balls are very soft
This information...

So suck it Striker
My last post was awesome
I need orange juice.

"Everything" is both
3 and 4, it depends on
how you pronounce it.

Yes, 3 is lazy
in the context of English
but that's how it is.

So stfu.
You're not so high and mighty.
You f**k up often.

Oh my fucking god.
BF3 looks fucking sweet.
I can't fucking wait.

Back to work, Friday.
As in UK release date.
Just my fucking luck.

Overusing "Fuck"
The best way to vent I feel.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!

Five seven five WOW.
The time signature is weird.
Thus the noob slept loud.

Can anyone clap in
Seventeen slash Sixteen Time
COD is for pissies!

I'm not sure if I
should be scared that my balls are
on dimbarks minddd.

They are soft and firm!
Your mother told me this stuff
Last night in my bed.

And I like my corn.
It is yummy like a seed.
Wait, they aint yummy.

Surprise! Mudkipz here.
Must have stumbled upon a
New lucky number.