TWHL Big Brother 2012 Created 11 years ago2012-07-28 17:10:55 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 11 years ago2012-07-28 17:10:55 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 01:20:11 UTC Post #308817
Probably not, but you can convince me to also vote for Dimbark.
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 04:42:11 UTC Post #308819
It'd be hilarious if my punishment was dropping my project.

...
Like every other project I've had...
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 05:45:33 UTC Post #308820
Also, just fyi, that line of portraits beneath the link to the video? You've omitted Dimbark and put Blitz in twice.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 05:50:20 UTC Post #308821
I don't see how that'd be hilarious... I vote for Urby, because the gnome never forgets :)
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 07:11:05 UTC Post #308822
I vote Blitz, just because you don't jump into bed on the first night! ;D
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 07:12:51 UTC Post #308823
That was outrageously funny and well edited, keep 'em coming! :D

I vote Dimbark.
Taylor TaylorJohn Romero's Bitch
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 07:46:42 UTC Post #308826
Also, just fyi, that line of portraits beneath the link to the video? You've omitted Dimbark and put Blitz in twice.
What Archie is trying to imply is that TWHL would be better with no Dimbark and another Blitzkrieg. :P

That or he just fucked up in photoshop... who knows.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 12:03:16 UTC Post #308828
In the interests of getting a tie, I'm going to vote Blitzkrieg.

Great first episode, not sure how I managed to not burst out laughing, except that maybe I knew if I did I'd miss something else that would be even more funny.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 12:44:24 UTC Post #308829
Well I didn't have a good idea at first what this show will be all about, but now I like this thing, I should have participated.

Only... After a couple of minutes I realized there are no girls and this has the perfect ingredients to turn into a... gay show. Seeing Skals approaching Blitzkrieg almost naked in the bed confirmed this.
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For punishment, I vote Dimbark, because sculpting a massive pile of shit chocolate has no sense.

As for the show...
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Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 13:44:01 UTC Post #308831
But he's carving something OUT of the massive pile of shit chocolate.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 15:28:56 UTC Post #308832
For all you know, I might just want to introduce myself by giving everybody miniature chocolate Gordon Freemans.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-07 17:24:51 UTC Post #308833
We'll see about that.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-08 19:56:24 UTC Post #308882
I vote Scotch for his disregard for other people's stomachs, both blocking them from the food and giving them salad.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 00:28:15 UTC Post #308886
Okay, let's call voting closed there because reasons.

Scotch got 1 vote.
Urby got 2 votes.
Blitz got 2 votes.
Dimbark got 9 votes (including urby's double vote).

That's that, then.

Thanks for the overwhelming response to this! I'm really glad you guys are enjoying it - I put a surprising amount of work into that first episode!
If you can think of any adjustments that need to be made to the format, please suggest them here!
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 00:41:57 UTC Post #308887
I can't think of any adjustments, but a suggestion I thought would be cool was if you spliced the footage the best you could into a narrative, even a dumb little one. None of us knows or has any way of knowing what order exactly the events you showed us took place in the game, so you could basically put them in any order you want to suit whatever jokes you want.

In the introduction episode it might not have worked so good, but from now out you basically have complete freedom with this. I'm sure that you're funnier than The Sims' AI is basically what I'm trying to say.

I'm glad all the intro stuff you had to animate is out of the way, because I can't wait for the rest of these. Take your time though!
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 02:43:16 UTC Post #308889
Adjustments to the format? Yes. Hm. Well. Alright. I'd like it as a cyan-red stereogram, I have these 3D glasses since the 80s and I haven't had a chance to use them. And I'd like it delivered on Super VHS to my residence please. PAL, of course.
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 02:58:54 UTC Post #308890
Frankly, the way you're doing it now is already great.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 05:07:41 UTC Post #308891
Only... After a couple of minutes I realized there are no girls and this has the perfect ingredients to turn into a... gay show. Seeing Skals approaching Blitzkrieg almost naked in the bed confirmed this.
Well not all of us are homophobes that can't take a joke.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 09:39:43 UTC Post #308892
Skals is totally swag.
Stojke StojkeUnreal
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 09:44:26 UTC Post #308893
And now that the TWHL community has gotten a taste of it, it is now baying for more blood Big Brother.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 10:35:35 UTC Post #308894
Dimbark got 9 votes (including urby's double vote).
I like your style. :P

Regarding changes to the format, I really enjoyed the first episode and I have no doubt that follow on episodes will be just as good, if not better. For that reason, I shall suggest leaving it as it is... for now.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 10:39:34 UTC Post #308895
It just needs more locked bathrooms. :P
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-09 20:54:05 UTC Post #308911
I just see this whole thing ending with a nuke now. It's the only way to be sure the evil is purged forever!

:biggrin:
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 01:20:49 UTC Post #308918
Ep2 footage recorded. Holy fuck, Urby. I mean holy fuck. Scotch, you only exacerbated the situation - you should be ashamed!

Incidentally, as well as being fucked up, this episode was a lot more difficult to film because everyone went off to do their own thing. I often missed the beginnings of important confrontations, and I'm sure I missed some comedy gold. Ach well. Nature of the beast.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 01:21:31 UTC Post #308919
Oh god... what happened.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 05:53:36 UTC Post #308924
Sounds like something I might do :crowbar:
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 12:07:25 UTC Post #308936
Holy fuck, Urby. I mean holy fuck.
Well, I did say that no good would come from me being left alone with a room full of cats, a jar of salsa and a bicycle pump.

Oh wait... you're talking about the Sims me...

Ignore this
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 12:30:59 UTC Post #308939
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Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 12:37:06 UTC Post #308941
...yup
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 13:01:14 UTC Post #308942
I want to see this, but I am sad because I must wait :(
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 16:58:27 UTC Post #308943
When'll the episode be out?
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 17:29:19 UTC Post #308944
Oh god that is disgusting.
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 18:36:47 UTC Post #308945
Irony!!!
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 21:37:25 UTC Post #308947
Hahahaha
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-10 22:05:47 UTC Post #308948
Deep down Urby is thinking about how nice of perfectly sculpted pecs Scotch has, though.
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-11 01:20:31 UTC Post #308950
I enjoy grammar too.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-11 04:08:56 UTC Post #308951
omg EP2 is going to be amazing.
I wish i can RSS this thread.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-11 12:17:32 UTC Post #308958
Looks like something I might do :crowbar:

Though Archie seems more disturbed by Urby. Going by the picture, I can't imagine how this can be. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-11 18:57:48 UTC Post #308964
Maybe Urby snuck in while you were showering and tried to tickle you, then was disgusted when you turned the shower off before you finished and still stunk?

I'm just guessing.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-11 20:19:20 UTC Post #308965
Yeah, tickle. haha.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-13 23:12:51 UTC Post #309019
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monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 06:44:13 UTC Post #309037
I heard talk of deadlines?
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 15:25:05 UTC Post #309053
I was told it was weekly, even though it's been about 8 days since the last episode.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 15:30:34 UTC Post #309054
Guys. Archie is a busy man. Give him a break.
You're like people complaining about Black Mesa not being out and demanding their money back.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 15:33:04 UTC Post #309055
In fairness it was totally due yesterday, my bad. I spent my day off working on the Core and let time get away from me. It's edited, I just need to do the voiceover.

Cheers for sticking up for me, though, Jeff :^_^:
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 15:59:44 UTC Post #309056
Dimbark, I didn't know you pay Archie to make this :)
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 16:36:56 UTC Post #309057
I'm sick of you assholes demanding episodes like you're entitled. Well fuck you, I'm giving up on this series. It's so much work and you pricks don't deserve it.

LOL JK HERE'S EP 2

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Be sure to watch in 1080p if your net can handle it. I've not used an HD link for you low bandwidthers.

Special thanks to Arnold Billingsworth for doing the voiceover.

Don't forget to vote for who gets punished next! Voting closes on Thursday at a non-specific time. voting rules:

<o> The person with the most votes will receive a punishment in the following episode.
<o> If there is a tie with votes, the whole household will be punished.
<o> If the person getting punished has more than 5 votes, there's a chance the punishment will be fatal.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 17:35:18 UTC Post #309058
That was great, although I found first episode funnier :D

I vote Urby gets punished - he should be ashamed of himself :D (and the gnome never forgets).
Edit: Who saw the gnome? Haha, that was some creepy shiz.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 17:38:38 UTC Post #309059
Sorry you didn't feature very heavily in this, Skals. You actually spent the whole episode painting, which is funny in itself, but doesn't make particularly interesting footage.

It's an incredibly tricky process to work out who to focus on, because once I pick an angle and resume time - there are potentially 7 other members doing things that I'm missing.

This is evident in this episode right at the start with Joebama's scream being cut into - I simply missed the start.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 11 years ago2012-08-14 18:39:26 UTC Post #309060
Urby managed to piss himself when there were like 2-3 seconds left until he could bring to light his penis.
Punish Urby for this, offer him a free trip to Shetland( couldn't find a Pissland or something appropriate really, and I found about this by reading of a bird that lives in that island in NG magazine).
[EDIT] Found out that in english the name for those birds are "Northern Gannet". In my language it's "Raven of the sea".
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
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