TWHL Planet!
Created 11 years ago2013-07-16 02:46:03 UTC by
Rimrook
Created 11 years ago2013-07-16 02:46:03 UTC by
Rimrook
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-17 21:45:52 UTC
Post #314260
nahhhhhhh
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-17 23:47:34 UTC
Post #314261
Dimbarkia is now opening welcoming any and all young Skalerian soldiers to come and join us on our beaches! We would like to stay as friendly as we can with the empire, and our people are carefree and relaxed! Come and sit down on the best beaches in the world at Dimbarkia!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-19 23:46:56 UTC
Post #314266
Looking at this map makes me want to play Risk! =P
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-20 15:07:50 UTC
Post #314293
And whadda ya know, it's dead. Can we all have a second go?
JUST SUGGESTING, I think it's the best thing to do for now.
JUST SUGGESTING, I think it's the best thing to do for now.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-20 15:55:41 UTC
Post #314294
Learn some patience son.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-20 18:06:49 UTC
Post #314300
Yeah the original lasted weeks, someone even animated its progression. Dauby's Private Mitch Buchannon lifestyle preservation society pontoon island moved all over the place. XD
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-20 18:34:55 UTC
Post #314303
That was hilarious i remember that.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-20 20:24:11 UTC
Post #314307
I like Captain's idea. Let's play Risk on it when it's finished 
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 08:36:54 UTC
Post #314321
THE WORLD MUST BE SUBDUED!
We of the Grand Imperial Dominion of Skaleria and our new found allies of our great cause the Dimbarkians have forcefully expanded our border to accommodate more soldiers and resources for our great world domination plan. None shall stand before us, kneel down puny weaklings, your end is nigh!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 13:25:33 UTC
Post #314335
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED!
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED!
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED!
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED!
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 14:12:53 UTC
Post #314337
*EMP Shockwave shields activated
*Contacting RIMORIA: URGENT MESSAGE Immediate action is required to prevent a catastrophic nuclear fallout. Our country is based on green principles and this could be a total devastation. Please take the necessary measures to prevent a nuclear blast from happening in our 2 countries region. -end of message
*Contacting RIMORIA: URGENT MESSAGE Immediate action is required to prevent a catastrophic nuclear fallout. Our country is based on green principles and this could be a total devastation. Please take the necessary measures to prevent a nuclear blast from happening in our 2 countries region. -end of message
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 15:05:59 UTC
Post #314338
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 15:28:08 UTC
Post #314339
Viagoria has decided to expand it borders.
Nobody moved in next door so they braved the harsh mountains, rode the river to the coast, and ventured north into the wilderness...
They have also broke ground on their new capital. SmegmaBagle City
Nobody moved in next door so they braved the harsh mountains, rode the river to the coast, and ventured north into the wilderness...
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 17:10:58 UTC
Post #314340
Dimbark, the founder of this democracy, has seen the times of war that this planet is stepping into, so he decided to move into the northern continent in order to be closer to his allies to form another empire to assist in world domination. This new empire has been named a new province and runs under a dictatorship for the time being, splitting the country between two systems of government.
Our first goal... stop those nukes.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 19:18:23 UTC
Post #314342
Since the world has entered a state of war, the peaceful land of Sintera has used its ahead of its time advanced technology to shift it self to an alternate dimension of Peaceria. From there it shall continue to enjoy life and solve worlds mysteries.
Unfortunately because of high amount of universe energy dispersion, Dimbarkia has imploded. Leaving nothing but a crater.
Unfortunately because of high amount of universe energy dispersion, Dimbarkia has imploded. Leaving nothing but a crater.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 19:33:43 UTC
Post #314343
Sephiroth came to these craters, also known as the "promised lands" and used their planet energy to summon Meteor and blew up most of the world.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 19:56:43 UTC
Post #314344
You're terminated from the game, you can not contribute any more.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 20:08:12 UTC
Post #314345
The ice caps melted and flooded the entire world.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 20:13:53 UTC
Post #314346
Might wanna rewind a bit there.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 20:38:14 UTC
Post #314350
Nah, it's perfect. Make THIS the Minecraft map. Or, you know, rewind before Stojkens ruined Dimbarkia...
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 20:59:56 UTC
Post #314351
Activate the chronosphere!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-21 21:03:49 UTC
Post #314352
Dimbarkia has been terminated for being unnecessary..jpg/220px-Dalek_(Dr_Who).jpg)
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 00:20:30 UTC
Post #314353
Well that's a shame.
NEW GAME!
NEW GAME!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 07:34:27 UTC
Post #314357
Boys, we are heading into a shit typhoon. Best haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 08:17:29 UTC
Post #314358
Aw, I was having fun until you guys decided to fuck the game up. Let's continue from here:
The northern continent is now named as the Northern Imperial Alliance, along with the Dimbarkian empire we have forcefully made Gaul join our ranks as well.
We have assisted in stopping the nuclear missile just off the coast of Dimbarkia, we are unsure of the locations of the others.
Finally, we have brought it upon ourselves to cleanse this land of the disgusting denizens of Atomicstan!
None who oppose us will survive! ALL HAIL THE NORTHERN IMPERIAL ALLIANCE! ALL HAIL SKALERIA!
We have assisted in stopping the nuclear missile just off the coast of Dimbarkia, we are unsure of the locations of the others.
Finally, we have brought it upon ourselves to cleanse this land of the disgusting denizens of Atomicstan!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 10:22:49 UTC
Post #314361
we have forcefully made Gaul join our ranks as wellIt's been tried plenty of times before. They're indomitable.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 11:22:21 UTC
Post #314362
we have forcefully made Gaul join our ranks as wellNot Gaul! He was the best clan chief the Aiel had to offer!
...Oh, the country.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 12:54:10 UTC
Post #314363
There appears to be a rebellion under way in Gaul. We assure you that this rebellion will be quenched.
ALL HAIL SKALERIA!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 16:18:40 UTC
Post #314370
Can some one give me a quick tutorial how to edit the picture nice, i'm good known with photoshop but still some tips are gooood.
I don't want to be seen as some one that is n00b.
inbefore: yep i am.
I don't want to be seen as some one that is n00b.
inbefore: yep i am.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 21:13:07 UTC
Post #314378
In order to assist with the rebellion in Gaul, Dimbarkia sent soldiers to silence them. Any citizens of Gaul who manage to flee will be neutralized, and the land in between us an our allies will be purged for escapees.
We also set up a blockade in the Northern Imperial Alliance in order to watch for men from Gaul, but we forgot that ships only work in water, so we generally just wasted a lot of our resources, there.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-22 23:58:34 UTC
Post #314382
::: Trade Route Established :::
Archaen supplies Gaul with ingredients and lab equipment for Getafix the Druid.
Archaen supplies Gaul with ingredients and lab equipment for Getafix the Druid.
(+9001 DEF)(+6 Dinner-Party Conversation Piece)
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 00:43:59 UTC
Post #314383
the fuck?
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 01:06:01 UTC
Post #314384
Dimbarkia is shipping spies in to deal with the problem at Atomicstan.
They're the perfect team: a very well-known doctor and field medic, a skilled smuggler, and a Skalerian war veteran!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 02:26:20 UTC
Post #314385
These Skalerians are crazy.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 09:08:58 UTC
Post #314386
Nobody will oppose our great cause!
We have released propaganda to keep our production rates high!
War is nigh! All who oppose The Northern Empire will be crushed, we will fuel our machines of war with your bones! None can oppose us, surrender or die!
ALL HAIL SKALERIA!
We have released propaganda to keep our production rates high!
ALL HAIL SKALERIA!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 19:37:31 UTC
Post #314401
Since the world has entered a state of war in the second time line, the peaceful land of Sintera has used its ahead of its time advanced technology to shift it self to an alternate dimension of Peaceria. From there it shall continue to enjoy life and solve worlds mysteries.
Unfortunately because of high amount of universe energy dispersion, Dimbarkia has imploded. Leaving nothing but a crater, yet again.
Unfortunately because of high amount of universe energy dispersion, Dimbarkia has imploded. Leaving nothing but a crater, yet again.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 19:42:54 UTC
Post #314402
The ice caps melted and flooded the entire world.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 19:54:42 UTC
Post #314403
Gotta relax with that. You're spoiling the fun
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 19:55:00 UTC
Post #314404
But thanks to the Dimbarkian crater the world is saved once more!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 20:22:40 UTC
Post #314405
But the energy dispersion brought in ice caps from another peaceful parallel universe, only for them to immediately melt.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 20:28:45 UTC
Post #314406
That's enough, Dimbark. You're just being annoying now. :/
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 20:35:10 UTC
Post #314407
Stojkens started it! Not me! It was Stojkens! Stojkens Stojkens Stojkens!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 20:36:07 UTC
Post #314408
u mad?
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 21:05:55 UTC
Post #314410
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 21:25:13 UTC
Post #314411
Guys, stop squabbling. No more destruction of other people's properties. If someone nukes, floods, implodes, pulverizes or eats your country, ignore their post and move on from the one that came before.
You'll ruin the fun for the rest of us.
You'll ruin the fun for the rest of us.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 22:55:44 UTC
Post #314414
What's this? One of our cruise ships seems to have found a new island, and it's completed inhabited by cynics!
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-23 23:32:36 UTC
Post #314415
I'll keep the peace and play along properly. 
Urbania
Discovered by traveling tea merchants seeking out Viagoria, Urbania's capitol city, Morrisport, was nothing more than a shanty town comprised of the remnants of the ships the population arrived on. After two centuries, contact was made with the people of Viagoria, whose welcoming (and bordering onthe nympho-maniacal) greetings lead to a 300% population spike in just five years.
Chief export
With tea supplies running short, new plantations were founded, growing a more potent and much more appealing crop. Only thirty years after it's accidental founding, Urbania now boasts the largest and most varied coffee market in the world.
Other exports
Following a population crisis from consistent contact with the Viagorian population to the south, it also produces an abnormally large amount on contraceptives.
Discovered by traveling tea merchants seeking out Viagoria, Urbania's capitol city, Morrisport, was nothing more than a shanty town comprised of the remnants of the ships the population arrived on. After two centuries, contact was made with the people of Viagoria, whose welcoming (and bordering onthe nympho-maniacal) greetings lead to a 300% population spike in just five years.
Chief export
With tea supplies running short, new plantations were founded, growing a more potent and much more appealing crop. Only thirty years after it's accidental founding, Urbania now boasts the largest and most varied coffee market in the world.
Other exports
Following a population crisis from consistent contact with the Viagorian population to the south, it also produces an abnormally large amount on contraceptives.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-24 01:25:38 UTC
Post #314417
I want to make another one. Gaul is just a little reference-land =P
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-24 11:51:26 UTC
Post #314426
Its major imports are food and fresh water, because it's in the middle of nowhere and the miners need to eat too.
Posted 11 years ago2013-07-24 20:57:45 UTC
Post #314428
We of The Grand Imperial Dominion of Skaleria have grown tired of being evil and are now zi good guys.
Peace and Love!
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