Deep thoughts..... Created 20 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC by BrattyLord

"If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"

"Why do they steralize the end of a lethal injection needle.?"

"Why do Kamakasi piolets wear helmets?"

"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"

"if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

...... deeeeep thoughtsssss................

If you drop your keys in molten lava, let them go, cause man, they're gone.

"Why do they steralize the end of a lethal injection needle.?"

"Why do Kamakasi piolets wear helmets?"

Do they?

Yes and yes.

I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

Why do whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs?

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."

Deeeeeeeeeppppp thoughts. Very very deep.
Go get more deeeeeeeeppppppppp thoughts!
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Incredibally deep...

If a tree happens to fall down in a forest, somewhere, who's to suggest that it even fell down?

We already explained why there are still apes in the religion thread... lol go read before posting a question we already answered

Will bob ever hit puberty?

"If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it fall, who gives a shit?"

lol, rabid.

if god is infinite, and the universe is infinite would you like a toasted teacake?

If martians tasted like chicken, would we have them on barbecues?

of course not! the goverment would cover them up. and outlaw chickens.

hey, who's to say martians dont taste like chickens?

"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"- It would be too heavy to fly. lol sorry i know were not supposed to answer these but i couldnt let that 1 go

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?"

"If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"

"Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?"

"Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas"

lol, armadillo.

"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"- It would be too heavy to fly. lol sorry i know were not supposed to answer these but i couldnt let that 1 go

twas but a joke. I already knew the answer.

Also, it wouldn't help. There has to be a gap inside, doesn't there?

"if we can get to hell by digging, why cant we get to heaven by flying?"

that was my thought.

[14:44] <ministeve> if we can get to hell by digging, why cant we get to heaven by flying?
[14:44] <ZombieLoffe> Good point
[14:44] <ZombieLoffe> im putting it in Deep thoughts

I'm suprised no-one noticed the topic and came up with the answer yet:

42.

thats the answer to life, the universe and everything f00

The meaning of life is beer, and lot's of.

The topic name. The computer name.

Sorry for the thread bump, but it took this long for Deep Thought to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything.

"if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

If I remember right, we're not evolved from that ape speicies that we can see on our planet today.
We were evolved from an other one.

But maybe, in, a few hundred million years there will be no apes on our planet, just some very hairy humans-lookalikes.

Edit:

Oh, just noticed that it was a bumb, sorzage

So... ?

If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.

So, what? :S

If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.

Yes.
The one we evolved from was far more advanced.
The apes we can see today will, as everything else, also evolve.

I believe in God creating all things though.

If there were birds millions of years ago, how could there be birds now?! They should've evolved LOLZ!
...

Meh.

If I am myself, and you are yourself, then who am I?

Gman! Dude!

If White used to be black and yellow used to be green...what was orange before it was orange?

[man that was too deep]

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@Seventh: What do you think the question was? douglas adams is dead so we'll never know all we have is that answer

BTW, the books where faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than the movie....
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why doesn't catfood taste like mice?

If i travel in the future to visit myself, would i set the time in a loop? cuz when i get back from the future and grow old a you me would visit, and then it goes like that on and on and on and on and on and on and on... and when i die, does it stop?

when the batteries are running out in the TV remote, why do we press the buttons harder?

Nice bump of an old ass thread.

If green was purple and blue was yellow what kind of ice cream does Bill want to eat?

Gold.

How do you know that you aren't one of a few conscious people living in a world of unsouled individuals? Are you meant to do something to break the pattern of the casual life to signify advanced existence, or is your life supposed to be miserable for a reason you yet not know? Not only the mind, but can the human soul learn as well?

Or how about, your life is like the 'Truman Show'

Or possbile teh matrix~!

Those philosophies aren't backed up by a 2000 year old book though. Well neither is the one i mentioned, but it does say in the new testiment about non-heaven advanced existence. Like super brainy foreign species from other dimension.

Oh, theres always the Universl string theory, where the univers is made of and unlimited amount of strings that vibrate to create everythin in the universe. Christians say that it's an instrument played by the hand of god or some master of the universe.

It was a nice bumb luke. I liked his bump. It touched me in so many bumpy ways. I think I'll go bump now. Bye!

Those philosophies aren't backed up by a 2000 year old book though.

Oh wow, let's ignore them then. Not as if society might have progressed at all since then.

Free will? Hm. Debatable.

when the batteries are running out in the TV remote, why do we press the buttons harder?

/my brain kersplodes

The lethal injection needle is not sterilised prior to the injection the needle is sterilised at the place they are produced

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a man with a split-personality disorder tries to kill himself - is that a hostage situation???

How can I press a button that was torn out and now is lost?

Why do I go to school if all I do in there is sleep?

Why would a dog want to eat dog food if it's so disgusting that people don't eat it?

Is Elon Yariv a dick? Yes, he is.The crazy font never lies.

It is declared true by order of the crazy font...

If there were birds millions of years ago, how could there be birds now?!

I bet they have.

why are apartments so close together?

Why do people drink alcohol?

Why do we suspect the nice guys for having bad intenstions and suspect the bad guys having vorse intensions?

Sorry for the thread bump, but it took this long for Deep Thought to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything.

There was me, this big light, and then suddenly stars all around. Mkay? Oh, some big ass explosion was also to be seen .

If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.

It depends on the ecological niche that a species either occupies or somehow pioneers through evolution. Ironically enough, Planet of the Apes probably describes the most likely niche where other primates could evolve to our level, ie. if they are taken down from the trees and forced to live in an industrial world, they would adjust over a shorter period of time than it took our anscestors to evolve into us.

And the reason, again, that if we evolved from apes, there are still apes around, is the ecological niche from which the previous evolutionary step occupied is still there.

That's like saying, "why are there still fish if all life on land came from the sea?" Because theres still a sea, and only a small few of the sea creatures mutated enough to live on land.

Fairly self explanitory if anyone has an actual grasp of evolution. Its not deep thought at all.

Of course the creationist answer is slightly more complex: "Cuz God done make it that way an' stuff..."